Rational proof of the existence of Angels

[In Bloom]

I think we can all agree that the best definition of a malign spirit is that:

• it is independent of the human mind: it exists above and beyond the mind of any individual
• it has real power and real effects
• it exists in an antagonistic or hostile relationship to human beings, damaging or harming them in some way
• it can take a material form, although it is not itself material

Since we're all in agreement*

From this we can derive that corporations are malign spirits, what do we call malign spirits who serve the devil (financial value)? Why, *demons* of course.

Defining demons as existing in opposition to *angels*, we now have conclusive proof of the existence of angels.

*Disclaimer: Anybody who disagrees with this or questions it in any way is stupid, naive or needs to read more theology and therefore does not count.

 

[if_]

I really want to disagree, but I don't want to be stupid so I'll keep my mouth shut!

If only all arguments were this simple.

 

[Pickman's model]

 

[laptop]

Quod Erat Demonstrandum
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[parallelepipete]

<Wings of Desire screenshot>

Quod Erat Demonstrandum
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This argument certainly has more, ahem, 'Vim' to it than that other one...

 

[redsquirrel]

This argument certainly has more, ahem, 'Vim' to it than that other one...

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