Prince Harry

[Wilf]

Lots of snippets appearing on Twitter:

Looks like he's checking whether his tiny 'hand' is frozen.

 

[skyscraper101]

 

[danny la rouge]

Looks like he's checking whether his tiny 'hand' is frozen.

First Mahler, now Puccini. We’re a cultured lot.

 

[Raheem]

That's fucking brilliant.

 

[frogwoman]

is this the 'my penis was oscillating' thing? yeah it's real

 

[danny la rouge]

is this the 'my penis was oscillating' thing? yeah it's real

Yeah, mine did that too, after I took mushrooms with Monica.

 

[Orang Utan]

did Elizabeth Arden make Harold harden? (while thinking of his mummy)

 

[two sheds]

From the first 10 seconds I'm not listening to the rest of that

 

[Raheem]

From the first 10 seconds I'm not listening to the rest of that

Oh you should. It's almost sort of got a punchline.

 

[two sheds]

I did and you were lying to me

 

[Raheem]

I did and you were lying to me

Anything with "almost sort of" in it is legally protected, sorry. And it is actually found art.

 

[Wilf]

'Harold, did you really kill 25 Talibans?'
- It was just a shooting weekend.

 

[Wilf]

is this the 'my penis was oscillating' thing? yeah it's real

Yeah, apparently penile oscillation is really a thing amongst royalty and the upper reaches of the aristocracy. When one goes off it can be a menace to aircraft control.

 

[Aladdin]

Got the free audiobook.
Just at chapter 20...he's done well so far. Very descriptive. I like that. He paints a good picture.

I can see why it's getting good reviews.

 

[StakerOne]

they were going to do that whatever he wrote tbf

That's a bad excuse.

If you give nothing for the press to work with,, they'll have to make it up.

If they make it up, most people see through it.

 

[Artaxerxes]

That's a bad excuse.

If you give nothing for the press to work with,, they'll have to make it up.

If they make it up, most people see through it.

He has no marketable skills other than his story so this is his kids uni fund and his own retirement fund.

 

[eatmorecheese]

The Grauniad has no less than three editorial articles about Harold, his interviews and his book. Unsure if oscillating aristocratic schlongs are mentioned.

Ted, I'm going mad.

 

[Artaxerxes]

The Grauniad has no less than three editorial articles about Harold, his interviews and his book. Unsure if oscillating arostocratic schlongs are mentioned.

Ted, I'm going mad.

 

[ouirdeaux]

First Mahler, now Puccini. We’re a cultured lot.

You've ruined it now.

 

[Petcha]

kk, we get it. you've won the thread. there's surely nowhere to go from there. frostnipistan.

 

[Petcha]

i mean, what man hasn't rubbed elizabeth arden cream on his dick and thought of his dead mum?

 

[Yossarian]

All it needs is this as the soundtrack,

 

[Orang Utan]

I saw a physical copy today at work. Nearly 150 people have reserved it.

 

[danny la rouge]

i mean, what man hasn't rubbed elizabeth arden cream on his dick and thought of his dead mum?

Specifically her lips.

 

[T & P]

I saw a physical copy today at work. Nearly 150 people have reserved it.
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I think you'll find it was just Sas, who's reserved it 150 times under different names to ensure he gets it.

 

[hegley]

Good trolling from Bert's Books.


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Bert's Books still having a lot of fun with this.

 

[UrbaneFox]

I feel for the man. When Prince Charles stopped the pocket money, Prince Once-Hardup was forced to spend the money his mother left him.

 

[8ball]

Anyway. I do need some new jeans so I had a look at the clearance section of the TKMaxx website and was amused to see that "formal joggers" are apparently a thing. Is this a consequence of all the covid lockdown zoom meetings or just something that had somehow passed me by till now?

Next year it will be an adult babygrow suitable for black tie events.

 

[Sasaferrato]

They must have been remarkably powerful mushrooms, it appears that he heard about the death of his great grandmother simultaneously at Eton and on a ski trip.

 

[NoXion]

I saw a headline this morning on my Google app which said something about just how hard Harry was finding things at one point, with "only" 100 million in the bank. I'm like what the actual fuck, I could live very comfortably on that amount, without needing to work another hour for the rest of my life. I could probably do that on "just" 10 million.

I get that no amount of money is going to ameliorate the disgusting racism that gets directed at Megan, but I have absolutely no sympathy whatsoever for all the other stuff about being financially cut off and shit like that.