Prince Harry

[killer b]

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TBF most of us on here at least are a little bit too old.

there's enough points of reference for the laughter to be at least a little nervous tho

 

[Elpenor]

He whines again about how ghastly their taxpayer funded 17th century cottage was that they were forced to live in before they got Frogmore Cottage.

I guess this is a good example of the tabloid trope that benefits scroungers are ungrateful

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

there's enough points of reference for the laughter to be at least a little nervous tho

Oh definitely. I reckon I can probably tick between a third and a half of them, if you allow a bit of flexibility.

 

[Aladdin]

Not read that. It was more it wasn’t big enough or done up to their lofty expectations.

He had to bend going room to room. Low ceilings and being over 6ft tall probably would be uncomfortable, even if free.

 

[friedaweed]

He had to bend going room to room. Low ceilings and being over 6ft tall probably would be uncomfortable, even if free.

Best thing about my 6'6" mate getting drunk in our house is how many times he twats his head on the doorframe the more he drinks.

 

[seeformiles]

Also I very rarely post video links here but I saw this and thought many of us would relate.
(It takes about 20 seconds)

I saw this and thought “Well, if he can’t be discreet then there’ll be no more party invites (or free drugs) if he drops his celeb “friends” in the shit with the media” It’ll be “Hide the coke - it’s that wanker who can’t keep his mouth shut again”.
Deeply (to use an ancient phrase) uncool.

 

[Orang Utan]

Best thing about my 6'6" mate getting drunk in our house is how many times he twats his head on the doorframe the more he drinks.

Used to work with a lad who was 6’11” and he’d regularly come into work on a Monday with a plaster on his forehead

 

[Pickman's model]

I was on the auld sailing ship amsterdam this afternoon and was lucky to get away with whacking my head on the low ceilings only twice

 

[danny la rouge]

Many Urbs will feel seen by this:

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Very little of that touches any nerves for me. I did used to listen to Burial, and I do have a favourite Mahler symphony, though. But that’s about it. Some of it I don’t even get the references. And I really dislike Stewart Lee.

 

[danny la rouge]

It’s Mahler 9, by the way. This is the recording I usually listen to these days. I used to prefer the Abbado, but I have misplaced the CD.

 

[andysays]

It’s Mahler 9, by the way. This is the recording I usually listen to these days. I used to prefer the Abbado, but I have misplaced the CD.

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My favourite Mahler Symphony is Number 5, probably because that's the one I recognise from some TV advert years ago

(I may have used this joke previously on Urban...)

 

[frogwoman]

I wonder how Meghan feels with all the stuff about his todger in the book.

 

[Pickman's model]

I wonder how Meghan feels with all the stuff about his todger in the book.

No doubt it's left her cold

 

[muscovyduck]

Finding it difficult to tell whats actually a direct quote or not

 

[cesare]

I wonder how Meghan feels with all the stuff about his todger in the book.

On that Colbert show, he described it in lots of ways, almost like showing off how many words he knew for a penis.

 

[friedaweed]

No doubt it's left her cold

I bet that's her pet name for his todger 'Chilly Willie'. Must be terrible that she uses his estranged brothers name to describe his icy end as well.

 

[friedaweed]

Very little of that touches any nerves for me. I did used to listen to Burial, and I do have a favourite Mahler symphony, though. But that’s about it. Some of it I don’t even get the references. And I really dislike Stewart Lee.

Same here apart from I like Stewart Lee because he looks like the identical twin of one of my Tory cousins and he hates the fact that they are so alike. Haven't got a clue who Mahler is either.

 

[danny la rouge]

Haven't got a clue who Mahler is either.

You know that film where Dirk Bogarde is in Venice perving over a 14-year-old boy he wants to shag, then dies in a deckchair? The music they used in that.

 

[friedaweed]

You know that film where Dirk Bogarde is in Venice perving over a 14-year-old boy he wants to shag, then dies in a deckchair? The music they used in that.

Nope but I bet shippy's got that manga.

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

It’s Mahler 9, by the way. This is the recording I usually listen to these days. I used to prefer the Abbado, but I have misplaced the CD.

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It's difficult not to like a composer whose major works include titles like "Songs on the Death of Children."

 

[Agent Sparrow]

Many Urbs will feel seen by this:

there's enough points of reference for the laughter to be at least a little nervous tho

Made me think of the “do you read books by female authors” thread amongst other things

 

[frogwoman]

Diana stans are terrifying. 'a blood prince'

 

[platinumsage]

Lots of snippets appearing on Twitter:

 

[Shippou-Sensei]

Nope but I bet shippy's got that manga.

I'm not sure akibapop was the soundtrack.

 

[Wilf]

People on twitter are now complaining that THERE IS NO INDEX IN 'SPARE'.

What can you expect for £14 (today in Tesco).

 

[Wilf]

AN Wilson has just compared his book to mein kampf so thats godwins. Public sphere full of asinine wankers

Mein Fam.

 

[Pickman's model]

Mein Fam.

Mein kraft

 

[Wilf]

No doubt it's left her cold

I was going to go with 'she's quite chilled about it', but you were first. To the spoils...

 

[Shippou-Sensei]

Mein kraft

Kraft Work

 

[friedaweed]

Lots of snippets appearing on Twitter:

And then straight out the backdoor into a Taxi to the Basement Club for Submission. Bangin what!