Prince Harry

[8ball]

I never Google for any images suggested on this sewer of a website. The things I can’t unknow since first I ever logged on here. You people have ruined my algorithms. I hope you’re proud. (Bukake is not, it turns out, a Middle Eastern dessert of filo pastry, honey and chopped nuts).

No one tell him that Hentai isn't a Japanese artform based on interweaving different-coloured ribbons...

 

[Sweet FA]

Maybe start at both ends and meet in the middle

Somewhere around the Brooksbanks?

https://www.royal.uk/succession

 

[Tanya1982]

There's growing scrutiny of how they bring up their kids as well, it's a completely unnatural environment, but for a monarchy to continue succession based on primogeniture has to happen so it will always be weird.

I think the coronation and its costs in the midst of a cost of living crisis is also going to fuck a lot of people off as well

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[SpookyFrank]

I’m not familiar with any mumsnet thread, to be fair.

Imagine they created a website solely for people who park on the yellow zig zags outside schools.

 

[frogwoman]

I wonder if 'Pegging with a piping hot Willy' has any results on pornhub

 

[moochedit]

Not if the distant successors to the throne started dying and assassins worked their way towards the top ten. Maybe start at both ends and meet in the middle

I think a few other countries monarchs would need taking out as part of that process?

 

[JimW]

♫ Don't knock how he holds his cock,
He's not the one with frooooostbite ♫♪

 

[frogwoman]

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'Hello, id like to report my concerns about a family in Windsor where the eldest son is treated like a King and the others are viewed as 'spares', reports are that they make them bow to a statue of Queen Victoria'

 

[moochedit]

I’m not familiar with any mumsnet thread, to be fair.

yeah i kind of assumed from the name that it wouldn't be relevent to me and that i wouldn't exactly be welcomed on there!

 

[moochedit]

'Hello, id like to report my concerns about a family in Windsor where the eldest son is treated like a King and the others are viewed as 'spares', reports are that they make them bow to a statue of Queen Victoria'

Just £3 a month could help a family like this one.

 

[Tanya1982]

Just £3 a month could help a family like this one.

You missed six zeros.

 

[Tanya1982]

Paul Burrell just popped up on my television. ‘Unlike Harry, I had to write a book - everything I had was taken from me’. Yeah, half of Diana’s dresses.

 

[Sasaferrato]

Why do we need to know?

We don't. We really don't.

 

[weltweit]

Radio says booky wookey is a best seller

 

[8ball]

Radio says booky wookey is a best seller

Saved a heap on marketing budget too.

 

[Agent Sparrow]

Reading the article that frogwoman posted earlier.

By his own admission he is addicted to reading stories about himself and his loved ones. … he simply can’t or won’t stop.

Harry had a deserved reputation as a party boy. In this book he drinks and takes drugs with great abandon.

He loves a bawdy joke too. Which perhaps explains why there is so much information – more than I expected – about his penis.

Rebekah Brooks, who he names bizarrely as “Rehabber Kooks” … apparently not wanting to dignify her with a proper name, is described as a “loathsome toad… an infected pustule on the arse of humanity”.

Does he post on here? It’s not an unfamiliar style.

 

[Tanya1982]

That’s a fabulous description of Rebekah Brooks. I like that a lot.

 

[killer b]

Does he post on here? It’s not an unfamiliar style.

ViolentPanda innit

 

[Agent Sparrow]

ViolentPanda innit

I don’t recall his penis pontificating posts tbf.

You’re not familiar with that mumsnet thread?

No Is it worth looking up?

 

[Orang Utan]

I don’t recall his penis pontificating posts tbf.


No Is it worth looking up?

YES!

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

Does the book cover the unusual way Willy holds his Willy when pissing?

If you google for the Prince William cock picture which is available online you’ll know what I mean

Maybe I have a streak of latent lesbianism, but I've never seen the appeal of dick pics. They aren't even all that impressive in person.

Or, as Robin Williams said "Don't look at what the goodies are doing."

 

[MickiQ]

Somewhere around the Brooksbanks?

https://www.royal.uk/succession

that one only goes down to 23 names, the one on Wikipedia goes to 62 names
I don't know why Harry 'Ginger' Hewitt is getting mardy about being 'The Spare' there's loads of them.

 

[Pickman's model]

Somewhere around the Brooksbanks?

https://www.royal.uk/succession

Yeh and you should be able to get all the tindalls in one fell swoop

 

[Pickman's model]

that one only goes down to 23 names, the one on Wikipedia goes to 62 names
I don't know why Harry 'Ginger' Hewitt is getting mardy about being 'The Spare' there's loads of them.

Even then no one wanted Andrew to succeed

 

[Agent Sparrow]

YES!

Fuck me, that’s even more hilarious than Harry’s book

 

[Epona]

Maybe I have a streak of latent lesbianism, but I've never seen the appeal of dick pics. They aren't even all that impressive in person.

Or, as Robin Williams said "Don't look at what the goodies are doing."

Does anyone see the appeal?

I'm bi but I don't find closeups of anyone's genitalia particularly appealing, I don't think it has much to do with sexuality (or sexuality is more complex than that).

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Maybe I have a streak of latent lesbianism, but I've never seen the appeal of dick pics. They aren't even all that impressive in person.

Or, as Robin Williams said "Don't look at what the goodies are doing."

All those PMs I sent you were in vain

 

[frogwoman]

Reading the article that frogwoman posted earlier.









Does he post on here? It’s not an unfamiliar style.

Wouldn't surprise me tbh

 

[8ball]

Does anyone see the appeal?

I'm bi but I don't find closeups of anyone's genitalia particularly appealing, I don't think it has much to do with sexuality (or sexuality is more complex than that).

Interesting. I guess people aren’t as into genitals as I’d thought.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

J pronounced Jai, beginning to think that hung-drawn-quartered was too light a punishment for Wallace.