Prince Harry

[xenon]

Book 11 is titled Spare Tyre

Spare us the details.

 

[friedaweed]

They don't do offers like that at TK Maxx, it's just outlet prices and further sales.

I refer you to post 4217.

 

[Spymaster]

I meant 'What is as good as it was?'

Bigger logos

 

[xenon]

The monarchy will outlast the United Kingdom. Or until the point that is dissolved. inertia is a powerful force in history.

 

[friedaweed]

The monarchy will outlast the United Kingdom. Or until the point that is dissolved. inertia is a powerful force in history.

Yeah but what about TK Maxx? I give them another 12 months Maxx.

 

[frogwoman]

Prince Harry’s Spare: lifelong quest for meaning shows royal in an unflattering light this seems a pretty balanced review

 

[ouirdeaux]

Mysteriously there seem to be things that only turn up in TK Maxx. I am a woman who buys men's trousers, because for whatever reason manufacturers of women's trousers assume that hips are at least 10 inches wider than the waist, and mine will never be. However, it is normally difficult to buy men's trousers with a 28" waist in standard outlets like M&S (though 28x32 jeans, also mysteriously, are easier to find). Yet standard trousers with this measurement are found at TK Maxx. Admittedly, not many and sometimes in odd styles and colours, but still.

 

[Petcha]

Mysteriously there seem to be things that only turn up in TK Maxx. I am a woman who buys men's trousers, because for whatever reason manufacturers of women's trousers assume that hips are at least 10 inches wider than the waist, and mine will never be. However, it is normally difficult to buy men's trousers with a 28" waist in standard outlets like M&S (though 28x32 jeans, also mysteriously, are easier to find). Yet standard trousers with this measurement are fount at TK Maxx. Admittedly, not many and sometimes in odd styles and colours, but still.

I don't know Harry's measurements. I'm also a 28". You defo wouldn't be able to find those in the US. Probably 34 minimum, he looks a fairly well built chap so that might be ok for him.

It's really shit how few stores (online and offline) cater for weeds like us.

 

[gosub]

Same! But not £28 curious

Be available in all good charity shops by the summer...this year's da vinci code

 

[friedaweed]

Mysteriously there seem to be things that only turn up in TK Maxx. I am a woman who buys men's trousers, because for whatever reason manufacturers of women's trousers assume that hips are at least 10 inches wider than the waist, and mine will never be. However, it is normally difficult to buy men's trousers with a 28" waist in standard outlets like M&S (though 28x32 jeans, also mysteriously, are easier to find). Yet standard trousers with this measurement are fount at TK Maxx. Admittedly, not many and sometimes in odd styles and colours, but still.

The Chester one has some nice pretend leather ones in a 28 inch waist currently. Would you like me to use my voucher for you?

 

[T & P]

Why do we need to know?

Mid-January is said to be the bleakest time of the year. We can all do with a laugh, and I for one salute Harry in its quest to improve our mental wellbeing

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

I don't follow this rubbish all that closely so I may be wrong here, but didn't old man Charlie have to bail him out when he left the UK and relinquished his 'duties'?

Him and the bald cunt got £4.5 million between them from Charlie when Harry jacked it in, never been revealed how much each, but of course will be well north of what a normal person earns from their own labour in an entire lifetime for the Harry. Yet still nowhere near enough for the greedy cunt. Not even with the 10's of millions he got handed to him by his nan and mum.

 

[ska invita]

No bastard sale on killer b
I've got out my sick bed for this

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

I refer you to post 4217.

Where there is a joke about only getting five pairs of socks in a pack of six at a discount price.
The 'deal' I quoted from Aladdin was six pairs of socks for the price of five pairs of socks.

 

[scalyboy]

Him and the bald cunt got £4.5 million between them from Charlie when Harry jacked it in, never been revealed how much each, but of course will be well north of what a normal person earns from their own labour in an entire lifetime for the Harry. Yet still nowhere near enough for the greedy cunt. Not even with the 10's of millions he got handed to him by his nan and mum."My angiuhs

'My anguish by pampered prince'
TK Maxx my arse

 

[scalyboy]

Him and the bald cunt got £4.5 million between them from Charlie when Harry jacked it in, never been revealed how much each, but of course will be well north of what a normal person earns from their own labour in an entire lifetime for the Harry. Yet still nowhere near enough for the greedy cunt. Not even with the 10's of millions he got handed to him by his nan and mum.

If these regal wasters are so fond of tradition, how about a return to pre-Christian, Druidic notions of the sacrificial king? Feted as divine for a year and a day, with all the birds and booze he could wish for, at the end of which he is ceremonially slaughtered to ensure the prosperity and well-being of the nation and its people. Or in modern terms, to avoid recession and alleviate austerity measures.
His triple-dead carcass could be slung into a bog in Cheshire to be rediscovered many centuries hence.

After all, and as Sir James Frazer wrote in his epic Golden Bough - better to be king for a day (or a year and a day) than be a shmuck for a lifetime

 

[not henry]

I accept the polls that on

I expect you're right, especially if it's Amazon's no.1. It's rather disheartening nonetheless, to think there are millions of people prepared to shell out hard-earned cash on Harold's dismal memoirs. I don't suppose these customers are all fawning toadies, but big sales will only encourage him to write another tawdry tome, wallowing in his anguish.

I do think there's a difference between (a) reading and posting on this thread and taking an interest in the absurd soap antics of these mediocre people, and (b) actually spending money on the book.
To my mind, it's worse if Brits (or perhaps just the English) are buying this tosh (rather then people from other countries) - to me it suggests a nation of fawning lickspittles, doffing their caps at these dysfunctional toffs who can't even put toothpaste on their brushes without the aid of a flunkie.

Isn't this deferential balderdash the mentality whereby fuckpigs like Cameron or Johnson are deemed to be suitable leaders of the country - whereas surely a sane electorate would rule them out precisely because as old Etonians, old Oxfordians etc, they come from an uber-privileged bubble and therefore have no grasp of real life as lived by ordinary people?

Nation of toadies. It makes me seethe with rage

Well hello Ed Reardon. One of my heros

 

[Elpenor]

Think it’s called TJ Maxx in the states, no idea why though

 

[Agent Sparrow]

Mysteriously there seem to be things that only turn up in TK Maxx.

Sadly not penis cushions

Prince Harry had a bespoke penis 'cushion' made for a trip to Antarctica

 

[Orang Utan]

I wonder if he has a penis beaker n all

 

[Dystopiary]

TK Maxx my arse

Well they couldn't TK Maxx his schlong, that's why he had to get his mate to make a special cushion for it.

 

[pinkmonkey]

Think it’s called TJ Maxx in the states, no idea why though

It wasn’t allowed to name itself TJMaxx over here because of TJ Hughes clothing store objecting.

 

[two sheds]

Every time I come back to look at this thread it's moved on 5 pages and I think 'fuck that'

 

[killer b]

No bastard sale on killer b
I've got out my sick bed for this

I'm not sure what else to say

At the moment it's not much different to the standard red label clearance, but as the month goes on they get marked down progressively until the dregs are like 50p or whatever.

 

[danny la rouge]

It wasn’t allowed to name itself TJMaxx over here because of TJ Hughes clothing store objecting.

Funny they went with K (which rhymes with A) rather than I (which rhymes with J). Their call, though, I suppose.

 

[Orang Utan]

Funny they went with K (which rhymes with A) rather than I (which rhymes with J). Their call, though, I suppose.

how does I rhyme with J?

 

[danny la rouge]

how does I rhyme with J?

By rhyming.

 

[littlebabyjesus]

I (which rhymes with J).

 

[Epona]

Funny they went with K (which rhymes with A) rather than I (which rhymes with J). Their call, though, I suppose.

Trying to work out what sort of accent you must have where I rhymes with J!

 

[ska invita]

I'm not sure what else to say

say sorry for saying "theres a sale on now"
there was zero sale on of any description

you and prince harry with your fancy ready meals and imaginary tk maxx sales....