Prince Harry

[Sue]

Aye and jai.

Not aye and jay.

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

Mysteriously there seem to be things that only turn up in TK Maxx. I am a woman who buys men's trousers, because for whatever reason manufacturers of women's trousers assume that hips are at least 10 inches wider than the waist, and mine will never be. However, it is normally difficult to buy men's trousers with a 28" waist in standard outlets like M&S (though 28x32 jeans, also mysteriously, are easier to find). Yet standard trousers with this measurement are found at TK Maxx. Admittedly, not many and sometimes in odd styles and colours, but still.

'Sort of' true. I'm 28-30 (depending on the make) 30 length . . and historically it has been difficult for me to get something the right size in store. Quite often 30 waist Jean's are only available in a minimum of 34 inch leg. Tk Maxx might be deceptive in that it has a faster turnaround and Jean's/trousers from various vendors all together in one section in one store. For me the ratio of 28-30 Jean's is still very much the same, there are just a whole lot more Jean's overall.

 

[bluescreen]

Trying to work out what sort of accent you must have where I rhymes with J!

but doesn't rhyme with A or K...
Vocaroo, please danny la rouge

 

[killer b]

say sorry for saying "theres a sale on now"
there was zero sale on of any description

you and prince harry with your fancy ready meals and imaginary tk maxx sales....

maybe they don't have a sale in fancy London, I dunno.

 

[Orang Utan]

Aye and jai.

Not aye and jay.

J does not rhyme with sky, it rhymes with weigh

 

[danny la rouge]

but doesn't rhyme with A or K...
Vocaroo, please danny la rouge

 

[Sue]

J does not rhyme with sky, it rhymes with weigh

Says who..?

 

[danny la rouge]

Trying to work out what sort of accent you must have where I rhymes with J!

A proper one.

 

[littlebabyjesus]

Ta. Interesting.

I suspect TK Maxx went with the majority option for commercial reasons.

 

[Agent Sparrow]

I wonder if he has a penis beaker n all

Is that like a full scale, Henry VIII cod piece?

 

[Duncan2]

He obviously doesnt need the zillions that sales of his tawdry book are certain to raise i anticipate that he will do the decent thing and announce that any profits will go straight into his charity.

 

[ska invita]

maybe they don't have a sale in fancy London, I dunno.

i bought some olives (from tk) and went to the chemist, so not a total disaster

 

[JimW]

Home Harold, and don't Spare the Horsey Ladies

 

[Petcha]

I have to say, for someone who wants to resolve these things 'privately' with his brother, writing in a global best-seller about the brother in question's increasing baldness, his penchant for kitchen-based violence and his circumcised dick is quite ambitious. Although I'm not quite sure why his circumcision should be an issue really.

 

[killer b]

I guess we have to wait for volume 2 for the pegging

 

[UrbaneFox]

His attempts at clobbering his father backfired, according to this review. King Brian comes out of it rather well.

Spare review: The weirdest book ever written by a royal

Prince Harry's book, with sex, drugs and monarchy, reaches parts never seen before in a royal memoir.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[frogwoman]

I guess we have to wait for volume 2 for the pegging

Maybe William will write a book?

 

[JimW]

I guess we have to wait for volume 2 for the pegging

Spare Peg in a Round Hole

 

[killer b]

Maybe William will write a book?

available exclusively through those sordid bookshops in soho (do they still exist?)

 

[ouirdeaux]

Although I'm not quite sure why his circumcision should be an issue really.

This was the most unkindest cut of all.

 

[frogwoman]

available exclusively through those sordid bookshops in soho (do they still exist?)

'Pegged to be King'

 

[cesare]

Maybe William will write a book?

I reckon Anne could turn out a real page-turner.

"A dress; address and dressage - the enduring anguish of the Princess Royal, passed over as spare"

I bet she could match Harry's anguish, it'd be a belter I reckon.

 

[Epona]

This was the most unkindest cut of all.

The first cut is the deepest

 

[xenon]

Yeah, in some Scots accents. soundwise J -= jie

 

[Orang Utan]

Is that like a full scale, Henry VIII cod piece?

You’re not familiar with that mumsnet thread?

 

[seeformiles]

but anyway I was wondering whyis his real name Henry? What’s wrong with Harry as a name? apparently he’s a Henry. Makes no sense. It’s all ridiculous of course. But Harry Henry what.

My mate Harry is just “Harry” on his birth certificate - not a shortened form of anything (as I’d previously thought)

 

[danny la rouge]

You’re not familiar with that mumsnet thread?

I’m not familiar with any mumsnet thread, to be fair.

 

[Elpenor]

This was the most unkindest cut of all.

Does the book cover the unusual way Willy holds his Willy when pissing?

If you google for the Prince William cock picture which is available online you’ll know what I mean

 

[8ball]

No bumps on the head recently or flashing lights at edge of field of vision, facial numbness etc.?

 

[danny la rouge]

Does the book cover the unusual way Willy holds his Willy when pissing?

If you google for the Prince William cock picture which is available online you’ll know what I mean

I never Google for any images suggested on this sewer of a website. The things I can’t unknow since first I ever logged on here. You people have ruined my algorithms. I hope you’re proud. (Bukake is not, it turns out, a Middle Eastern dessert of filo pastry, honey and chopped nuts).