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A lot of his stuff doesnt really ring true tbh. He actually phoned Willy and Kate to ask if wearing a Nazi uniform was a good idea, they said yes, and so he did? I don't really get that
The split between the brothers started, on William's side, years before Harry knew about it
 
Got a slice of toast with BB2, was really nice toast an'all. Not sure it was that nice to justify the cost of another child, but there you go...
With my first I did three shifts of the maternity ward staff. When the same midwife came on for her second shift with us she asked me if I'd had anything to eat. When I said I'd had a couple of biscuits and a packet of polo's she sent me up to the staff canteen with a note to get some scran. All they had left was a cold slice of pizza. I sat outside on the grass and ate it and had a fag. It felt like a gourmet banquet at that point. Then I went in and they used the hoover to pull the sprat out. Partner collapsed in exhaustion and I was left with this long gangly thing with a big purple scull-cap.
The second time I took a packed lunch but it was so quick I ate it when we got home.
 
With my first I did three shifts of the maternity ward staff. When the same midwife came on for her second shift with us she asked me if I'd had anything to eat. When I said I'd had a couple of biscuits and a packet of polo's she sent me up to the staff canteen with a note to get some scran. All they had left was a cold slice of pizza. I sat outside on the grass and ate it and had a fag. It felt like a gourmet banquet at that point. Then I went in and they used the hoover to pull the sprat out. Partner collapsed in exhaustion and I was left with this long gangly thing with a big purple scull-cap.
The second time I took a packed lunch but it was so quick I ate it when we got home.
'kin 'ell. Maybe just a tad insensitive? :eek:
 
Worth remembering Harry's great-great-grandad was given a lethal injection of heroin and cocaine so he would die in time for the following morning's Times front page
If they did this more often I'd pay greater attention to celeb and royal news...
 
I didn't try the gas and air.

I don't know to what degree that makes me an outlier within either the Urbanz collective or wider society, but I think it needed to be said.
I don’t know whether my husband tried it. I don’t think I’d have noticed, or cared, unless I was using it at the time and he’d ripped it out of my hand to get to it.

I went on to have an epidural each time, plus one episiotomy. The first time in a private hospital in Athens, the second in an NHS hospital in London. I preferred the private hospital experience. They gave me all the drugs I wanted and let me sleep afterwards. They had a beautician and a hairdresser, among other lovely things - extra oxygen to chill out with after. I do like an oxygen mask. I’m sorry that trend never really took off. There was a point around the millennium when oxygen bars looked like they were going to be the next big thing.

When I walked (limped) out of the Chelsea and Westminster after having my second son, I walked straight into a drunk who wanted to shout at me about the British occupation of Northern Ireland. I wasn’t really in the mood for him.
 
It’s rumoured his wife went the same way, so official court mourning didn’t interfere with her granddaughters coronation. For all we know, it could’ve been done again in Balmoral last autumn. ‘I’ve had enough now, I can’t have Liz Truss here again, get the syringe set up’.
 
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