Prince Andrew, Duke of York, named in underage 'sex slave' lawsuit

[Poi E]

Did people respect him before this? Either indifference, or, if they knew him, loathing.

 

[clicker]

I reckon the majority of people (who knew him or didnt know him) always thought of him as an obnoxious fool. Which is why him spectacularly removing his own mask is so fitting.

 

[Ming]

Interesting point from a caller on James O'Brian's show about why the Pizza Express story is easily provable/disprovable because of the historical logs his close protection team would have regarding his location.

 

[clicker]

Interesting point from a caller on James O'Brian's show about why the Pizza Express story is easily provable/disprovable because of the historical logs his close protection team would have regarding his location.

Pizza Express is an irrelevant red herring. He should have been asked where he was at midnight, when it's been alleged he was sweating profusely in Tramp.

 

[littlebabyjesus]

Pizza Express is an irrelevant red herring. He should have been asked where he was at midnight, when it's been alleged he was sweating profusely in Tramp.

In the photo, he isn't wearing a suit and tie, and he always wears a suit and tie when he goes to London. And he has never been to the bar at Tramp. And he has never been upstairs at Maxwell's gaffe. And he couldn't sweat at the time due to being a war hero.

Really, he covered all bases here. Not sure what more he can do.

 

[Ming]

In the photo, he isn't wearing a suit and tie, and he always wears a suit and tie when he goes to London. And he has never been to the bar at Tramp. And he has never been upstairs at Maxwell's gaffe. And he couldn't sweat at the time due to being a war hero.

Really, he covered all bases here. Not sure what more he can do.

Yeah. I guess i'm being unfair. He's just too honorable y'see.

 

[littlebabyjesus]

Yeah. I guess i'm being unfair. He's just too honorable y'see.

I find it all too believable that he's never been to the bar at Tramp. And really, given that that bit of the story is probably true, it follows that the rest of it must be true as well. Logic, innit?

 

[UrbaneFox]

I wondered about that: 'oh, yah, I remember that night well. Mumsy was out and she and HRH had this rule where if One is out of One's house the other One will be in in One's house, yah? And okay, yah, HRH took One and my sister, the other One, on that imaginary trip to, gasp, ha ha, Woking, yah!

OK but that's actually where you're SOOOO completely like WRONG yah?

I was actually like really HAPPY to go to Woking, because for a moment it sounded as though someone said that the princesses should go out WORKING.

OBVS being taken out for pizza is a much better lifestyle choice than getting a real, like JOB, every day for your entire life, even it is only helping granny's servants to trim the Christmas tree.

 

[extra dry]

More on the interview, looks like it was a bad idea, a very bad idea.

 

[gosub]

Aparrently he has a chalet in Switzerland so I switching from falling off the break of a yacht drunk to skiing/Rock climbing accident

 

[gosub]

"I'd rather be dead in a ditch than go to Woking"

My now ex wife proposed to me in Woking, on the Railair coach.

 

[Rosemary Jest]

My now ex wife proposed to me in Woking, on the Railair coach.

Did you go to Pizza Express to celebrate?

 

[Archimage]

 

[Pickman's model]

Did you go to Pizza Express to celebrate?

They were on the express and got a British rail pizza to celebrate

 

[T & P]

He's looking a lot like the Do Not Want guy these days...

 

[clicker]

He's looking a lot like the Do Not Want guy these days...

He's just realised if it was a Tuesday he should have got free dough balls.

 

[gosub]

Did you go to Pizza Express to celebrate?

Nah Weathspoons,, for a classier nonce free experience

 

[extra dry]

He's looking a lot like the Do Not Want guy these days...

Keeping an eye out for any unofficail Press Cars or Pillion bike riders, he looks worried about an airbag fault.

 

[DexterTCN]

They seem to be doing an extended version next week.


Wonder why.

 

[magneze]

Wonder why.

Probably the same day they have Andrew Neil interviewing Johnson.

 

[DexterTCN]

Probably the same day they have Andrew Neil interviewing Johnson.

Oh they won't be doing that, obviously.

 

[magneze]

Oh they won't be doing that, obviously.

I'm sure they'd be terrible sorry.

 

[Marty1]

lol, superb

 

[Marty1]

Prince Andrew: Scotland Yard holds talks with FBI over sex claims — The Times and The Sunday Times

 

[T & P]

Private Eye’s front cover this week made me laugh...

 

[UrbaneFox]

According to The Times today, when Prince Philip retired Buckingham Palace wrote to the Grenadier Guards asking if they would like to have Prince Andrew as their patron.

The Guards wrote back asking if they had any other royal instead. The Palace was furious and insisted they invite Prince Andrew.

Made me smile, anyway.

 

[DexterTCN]

I don't know if the queen has died but social media is going nuts.

If it's just daftness fair enough...otherwise Andy's going to jail.

 

[brogdale]

I don't know if the queen has died but social media is going nuts.

If it's just daftness fair enough...otherwise Andy's going to jail.

Thread for that:
Has the Queen died?

 

[Marty1]

.....otherwise Andy's going to jail.

For what crimes? What would the charges be?

I’m not sure if a Royal would ever face jail time unfortunately.

 

[DexterTCN]

For what crimes? What would the charges be?

I’m not sure if a Royal would ever face jail time unfortunately.

Well...the crimes are in the thread title and when the queen pops it...that's it for the royals.

I've already said that charges against a royal won't happen....her maj popping her golden clogs would change that, I think, hopefully...fuck you all it's christmas I can wish for what I want.