Prince Andrew, Duke of York, named in underage 'sex slave' lawsuit

[danny la rouge]

They're furious that the duke is a nonce and feel, fairly or unfairly, that it reflects on them. A recall petition will be launched in the next day or two to demand the queen relieve Andrew of his dukedom

 

[friedaweed]

The Accused of Lewes has a ring for a temporary title whilst the jury's out..

 

[danny la rouge]

The Accused of Lewes has a ring for a temporary title whilst the jury's out..

And after, Broke of Stoke.

 

[Pickman's model]

Eric Bloodaxe would be seething!

The hunt is on for his descendants to fight Andrew for the city.

 

[Pickman's model]

The Accused of Lewes has a ring for a temporary title whilst the jury's out..

Yesterday's penguin elevenses and today's guano sounds better

 

[Sprocket.]

The hunt is on for his descendants to fight Andrew for the city.

On my way!

 

[friedaweed]

And after, Broke of Stoke.

Stoke is bad enough without any association with the Crim from Lymm

 

[eatmorecheese]

Ah, shame. I had him down for Vice-Consul in Pitcairn, resident on Henderson Island (uninhabited). I guess he'll just rot on one of his mum's estates now.

 

[Pickman's model]

Ah, shame. I had him down for Vice-Consul in Pitcairn, resident on Henderson Island (uninhabited). I guess he'll just rot on one of his mum's estates now.

The penguins have him down for dinner

 

[friedaweed]

Previous Duke of York, Richard of Shrewsbury dissappeared in the Tower of London in 1483. I wonder if Brenda has considered her options yet...

 

[T & P]

Duke of Kidderfiddlerminster

 

[DaveCinzano]

Next week: overnight stay with a bottle of whiskey and loaded revolver?

He'd probably have it pointing the wrong way round

 

[davesgcr]

To someone as entitled as him, that might as well be prison.

That's one of the downsides of living at the lofty heights...you don't have to fall far to be extremely deprived, relatively speaking. Ahahaha, "relatively".

It probably has felt like a "comfortable" prison - after all , his local trips out have probably been just to see Ma at Windsor , apart from a spell hiding in Balmoral from potential writ servers ......but then who can really feel sorry for such a person who would start a day by telling his servants to "fu++k off" when the tea was brought in. How far does a 20k pension go in the social housing stakes....

 

[Wilf]

What kind of total cunt has a “favourite son” anyway?

Yeah, I've often wondered what this all says about her relationship with Charlie.

 

[DaveCinzano]

So Brenda's officially thrown her favourite son under the bus. Season eight of The Crown is gonna be a belter.

Chris Noth is probably available

 

[danny la rouge]

Yeah, I've often wondered what this all says about her relationship with Charlie.

And the other one!

 

[Dr. Furface]

Duke of Woking

 

[Wilf]

He could be the Duke of Rochdale or Rotherham.

No he fucking can't, I'm the Duke of Rochdale.

 

[existentialist]

Duke of Woking

Hasn't Woking suffered enough?

 

[Sprocket.]

No he fucking can't, I'm the Duke of Rochdale.

And I’m that count from Rotherham!
I think that’s what they call me.

 

[Wilf]

And the other one!

I always forget the other one.

 

[UrbaneFox]

Next week: overnight stay with a bottle of whiskey and loaded revolver?

It was just an ordinary shooting weekend.

 

[Wilf]

Anyway, he's still 9th in line:

Succession to the British throne - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Even if his name is shrinking. Maybe he's doing a Tony Benn and when he lops a few more bits off he'll end up as a rather confused soggy version of a Marxist?

 

[A380]

Hard to imagine how they will cope without a duke to guide them, TBF.

The Lancastrian army will be over the Pennines by mid March you mark my words.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

spitfire is right, he needs exiled to France, Duke of Annecy.


And you lot need to learn how to pronounce Annecy…

 

[TopCat]

I wonder if, with hindsight he wishes an Exocet had taken him out.

Does he still get a free house from his ma? It's not a house, but a 'lodge'. No, not a caravan on the Isle of Wight, not that kind of lodge, this is it...

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Lodge.

Fucks sake. We can't let the nonce stay there, at our expense.

 

[A380]

HRH

The Humboldts are Really Hungry?

 

[Raheem]

The Lancastrian army will be over the Pennines by mid March you mark my words.

Mid-March? It's uphill after you get to Ashton, you know.

 

[TopCat]

The tone of the media coverage has got notably colder and judgemental toward him tonight. His Mum disowning him seems to have been more of a trigger than yesterdays judgement.

 

[T & P]

I’m not a military man and don’t know how titles are awarded, but putting aside the issue of merit/ actions performed whilst serving, I would imagine a main requisite would be to have actually served in the regiment in question? According to the Guardian, he held titles for eight different regiments. Has he served in all of them?

But he still retained the roles, leaving eight British regiments, including the Grenadier Guards, where he had held the title of colonel, in limbo for more than two years.

His other British honorary military titles were: honorary air commodore of RAF Lossiemouth; colonel-in-chief of the Royal Irish Regiment; colonel-in-chief of the Small Arms School Corps; commodore-in-chief of the Fleet Air Arm; royal colonel of the Royal Highland Fusiliers; deputy colonel-in-chief of the Royal Lancers (Queen Elizabeths’ Own) and royal colonel of the Royal Regiment of Scotland.