Prince Andrew, Duke of York, named in underage 'sex slave' lawsuit

[donkyboy]

Next we need the "Duke of York" title removed.

 

[SpookyFrank]

Does he still get a free house from his ma? It's not a house, but a 'lodge'. No, not a caravan on the Isle of Wight, not that kind of lodge, this is it...

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Lodge.

Is that in Windsor Great Park?

I hope so, because one of the lakes there is called Virginia Water.

 

[friedaweed]

When Youngest phones home from Uni at weekends, she announces herself by name or simply 'me', however twice she has begun by saying "Hi Dad This is Your Baby Girl". On both occassions a request for a financial subsidy has quickly followed.

When mine was at University she used to phone the day after I got paid. She got away with it for a whole year too until I looked at the call register

 

[danny la rouge]

So pick someone else's son to be your favourite! Talk about first-world problems...

That’s easy! Maomao’s laddie!

 

[friedaweed]

Next we need the "Duke of York" title removed.

Is there a town that rhymes with Nonce ?

 

[a_chap]

His ex wife Fergie had HRH taken away ...

"HRH"?

You mean Her Royal Hemorrhoids...?

The arsehole formerly known as Prince (Andrew).

QED

 

[danny la rouge]

Is there a town that rhymes with Nonce ?

France?

 

[belboid]

Is there a town that rhymes with Nonce ?

he could be the Duke of Toledo

 

[friedaweed]

France?

I cant see them taking him off York's hands really.

 

[pseudonarcissus]

he could be the Duke of Toledo

That would be a triumph

 

[elbows]

Does he still get a free house from his ma? It's not a house, but a 'lodge'. No, not a caravan on the Isle of Wight, not that kind of lodge, this is it...

Lodge.

Black Lodge

 

[danny la rouge]

I cant see them taking him off York's hands really.

You raise a good point, though: what do the people of York think? Has anyone asked them?

 

[Raheem]

Is there a town that rhymes with Nonce ?

Not exactly a rhyme, but there's Nancy if you say it in a French accent.

 

[Raheem]

You raise a good point, though: what do the people of York think? Has anyone asked them?

Hard to imagine how they will cope without a duke to guide them, TBF.

 

[danny la rouge]

Hard to imagine how they will cope without a Duke to guide them, TBF.

Edinburgh has been all over the place, tbh.

 

[Raheem]

Edinburgh has been all over the place, tbh.

Liked, although it still has a duke.

 

[spitfire]

Nantes. HTH.

 

[Sprocket.]

Edinburgh has been all over the place, tbh.

Edward will be named the Duke of Edinburgh shortly, he’s the only monarch’s son to be an Earl at the moment.
The queen will be pissed off because the previous Duke of York was her father.

 

[existentialist]

When Youngest phones home from Uni at weekends, she announces herself by name or simply 'me', however twice she has begun by saying "Hi Dad This is Your Baby Girl". On both occassions a request for a financial subsidy has quickly followed.

"...let me just stop you there. I don't know if you'd noticed, but when you introduce yourself as my "baby girl", a request for money usually ensues. Just thought you should know. Now, what can I do for you?"

 

[Raheem]

Nantes. HTH.

That's the same at the beginning and different at the end. It's an anti-rhyme.

 

[davesgcr]

Does he still get a free house from his ma? It's not a house, but a 'lodge'. No, not a caravan on the Isle of Wight, not that kind of lodge, this is it...

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Lodge.

Comes with two butlers and a valet apparently , plus a considerable police guard. Must be scope for some cost savings then. (BTW - it is the place where the Queen Mother lived till she passed on)

 

[spitfire]

That's the same at the beginning and different at the end. It's an anti-rhyme.

Non.

Nawnts

It's not perfect French but you'd get away with it.

 

[Pickman's model]

Edward will be named the Duke of Edinburgh shortly, he’s the only monarch’s son to be an Earl at the moment.
The queen will be pissed off because the previous Duke of York was her father.

I wonder if she's had a shouting match with Andrew, wondering where she went wrong and flinging priceless vases at the depraved duke's head

 

[existentialist]

Comes with two butlers and a valet apparently , plus a considerable police guard. Must be scope for some cost savings then. (BTW - it is the place where the Queen Mother lived till she passed on)

To someone as entitled as him, that might as well be prison.

That's one of the downsides of living at the lofty heights...you don't have to fall far to be extremely deprived, relatively speaking. Ahahaha, "relatively".

 

[Sprocket.]

He could be the Duke of Rochdale or Rotherham.

 

[existentialist]

I wonder if she's had a shouting match with Andrew, wondering where she went wrong and flinging priceless vases at the depraved duke's head

I rather hope it was far more forensically clinical. I imagine he is in absolutely no doubt as to how many of the seven canonical varieties of shit he is in as far as she is concerned.

 

[Pickman's model]

You raise a good point, though: what do the people of York think? Has anyone asked them?

They're furious that the duke is a nonce and feel, fairly or unfairly, that it reflects on them. A recall petition will be launched in the next day or two to demand the queen relieve Andrew of his dukedom

 

[Pickman's model]

He could be the Duke of Rochdale or Rotherham.

Protests have been held in both places after a rumour to this effect ran through the towns

 

[redcogs]

Is there a statue anywhere that is in need of attention from the Bristol contingent?

 

[Sprocket.]

They're furious that the duke is a nonce and feel, fairly or unfairly, that it reflects on them. A recall petition will be launched in the next day or two to demand the queen relieve Andrew of his dukedom

Eric Bloodaxe would be seething!