I'm not a prince. But if someone offered me a hundred million quid to take a lie detector test for something I hadn't done I reckon I'd do it.
Early retirement.
Early retirement.
Prince Andrew, Duke of York, named in underage 'sex slave' lawsuit
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Saul Goodman
It's all good, man
Wilf
Slouching towards Billingham
He's 61, so he'll be getting his full state pension in 2026? Obviously need a few quid to tide him over till then.
Nine Bob Note
Self-Isolating before it was fashionable
Of course I'd probably lie if I had done it and my retirement would be good anyway.
Johnny Doe
Well-Known Member
But...Jeremy Kyle?
A380
How do I change this 'custom title' thing then?
The machines are complete nonsense. Good operators can get good results though. A good operator is a very skilled and experienced interviewer well versed in picking up tells and other behaviours in the subject. The machine just adds to the pressure.
Buddy Bradley
Pantheistic solipsist
krtek a houby
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Bahnhof Strasse
Met up with Hannah Courtoy a week next Tuesday
Prince Andrew heads to Scotland ahead of Virginia Giuffre 'sex assault' hearing
The Duke of York has driven 500 miles to be with the Queen at her estate in Balmoral ahead of a telephone hearing over claims he sexually assaulted Ms Giuffre when she was a teenager
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Seems that the US lawyers must serve the papers on HWCS in person within 120 days and as a result he has been
bravely hiding in his house, afraid to set foot outside. Now he has made a dash for Scotland in his car and will try to gallantly hole up on his mum’s estate with the hope he can sit it out until 8th December when the 120 days is up and then triumphantly return to the limelight and the public adoration that he feels he deserves.
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MickiQ
In My Defence I was left Unsupervised
This doesn't make any practical difference to the outcome, I'm sure the case can proceed even if they don't serve the papers and he is safe from any consequences so long as he stays out of the USA.
The man is the unchallenged master of appearing guilty without coming out and saying it. I think public adoration and the limelight have gone possibly forever now. He's probably going to spend the rest of his life living off his Mum.
I wonder if Chucky will turf him out of the family firm when he gets the top job and sits on the Golden Seat.
I didn't realise that Balmoral was so big though, 50,000 acres is over half the size of the Isle of Wight
The man is the unchallenged master of appearing guilty without coming out and saying it. I think public adoration and the limelight have gone possibly forever now. He's probably going to spend the rest of his life living off his Mum.
I wonder if Chucky will turf him out of the family firm when he gets the top job and sits on the Golden Seat.
I didn't realise that Balmoral was so big though, 50,000 acres is over half the size of the Isle of Wight
not-bono-ever
meh
He needs to decamp to a sympathetic embassy for the duration
not-bono-ever
meh
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Bahnhof Strasse
Met up with Hannah Courtoy a week next Tuesday
two sheds
Least noticed poster 2007
And to pay the inheritance tax it must have cost her
She must have worked really hard to buy a place that big!
MickiQ
In My Defence I was left Unsupervised
We visited her great-gran's holiday cottage on the Isle of Wight a couple of weeks ago, it's pretty amazing but run by English Heritage nowadays, One of the intriguing possibilities of Scottish Independence is that if they then become a republic, places like Balmoral will fall under Scottish Heritage and become a tourist attraction.
She must have worked really hard to buy a place that big!
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Bahnhof Strasse
Met up with Hannah Courtoy a week next Tuesday
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
It's not that intriguing
andysays
Love and solidarity
Some are private and some are property of the crown. I don't know which category Balmoral specifically is in.
But the simple fact of Scottish independence wouldn't really change the status of Crown properties in Scotland, and the Queen would still be Queen of Scotland, unless the new Scottish government decided to do something to change that.
danny la rouge
More like *fanny* la rouge!
Indeed. People sometimes get confused about this. The union of Crowns in 1603 just meant Scotland and England had kings who were the same person. James VI of Scotland happened to be the same guy who was James I of England. If the 1707 Union of Parliaments is dissolved, then Scotland will have an Elizabeth I and England will continue to have an Elizabeth II. Until she dies, at which point hopefully everyone will realise how utterly fed up they are with the sweaty nonse harbouring parasites and decide to do without a monarchy.
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
Can't we just chop her in twain then both countries could have a Liz 1.5
danny la rouge
More like *fanny* la rouge!
OK Solomon.
krtek a houby
Merry Xmas!
When. Not "if".
Yep. I thought it was a bit tatty and smelly in places.
andysays
Love and solidarity
Not really for you (or me, TBH) to say though.
It would/will be up to those living in Scotland to decide.
quimcunx
imprimeo, lamino, distribuo
Or the Queen Elizabeth the First or Second Third or Fifth Firth of Forth bridge.
Wilf
Slouching towards Billingham
I'd have thought the best strategy would be for the lawyers to make all the 'normal' attempts at contacting him and then, 'in the interests of justice', to turn up at the gates of balmoral or whichever hidey hole his is using. With the press in attendance, naturally. The queen might say fuck it, she's nearly dead and will protect him till the end of her days, but the monarchy as an institution wouldn't want that kind of theatre. Next step would be for an opposition MP to ask johnsons something along the lines of 'modern Britain... nobody above the law... importance of dealing with sexual violence... would you agree that the duke of york should cooperate...'. Not sure any of that puts him much nearer a courtroom, but it would isolate him even further within the royal family and shine a light on the queen defending the dirty fucking nonce. As to the bigger issue of epstein/windsor's victims getting justice, you can only speculate. I wouldn't rule out windsor making a financial offer as his last line of defence, but have a feeling he'll ultimately die a free man.
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