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Prince Andrew, Duke of York, named in underage 'sex slave' lawsuit
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Of course Prince Andrew isn’t sweating over this lawsuit – he can’t | Marina Hyde
The Duke of York is the subject of a US civil suit brought by Virginia Giuffre, who alleges she was abused while a minor, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde
little_legs
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Did any of you, good folk, check on Sas today? I worry the old cunt might not survive the Nonce family’s troubles.
neonwilderness
What would Badgers do?
Nine Bob Note
Self-Isolating before it was fashionable
Nine Bob Note
Self-Isolating before it was fashionable
EDIT: And I've just realised I've posted this in a serious thread and my attempts at humour can fuck off
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
Perhaps he might be immured like fortunato out of Poe's cask of amontillado
Wilf
Slouching towards Billingham
If there's a court case and if windsor is forced to engage with it in some shape or form, seems to me he's stuck with a specific line about Victoria Giuffre: 'I've never met her and the photo must have been faked' (pretty much his line in the Maitliss interview, with the last bit strongly implied). A (civil) court case could get into all kinds of specifics, but if he has to retreat beyond that line to something like 'okay, I might have met her but didn't have sex', he's fucked. Even that might not get a judgement against him, but that retreat would make him an 'official' liar.
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Starry Wisdom
If only he didn't live in the age of johnson, blair and archer, andrew might have been one of the nation's greatest liars
gosub
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Nobody is ALL bad. I heard he does a lot of stuff with kids but doesn't like to talk about it.
Wilf
Slouching towards Billingham
The Ronaldo Gambit.
It didn't go so well for Jacko.
danny la rouge
More like *fanny* la rouge!
Let’s put the Sweaty Nonce in touch with Jacko’s doctor!
Argonia
Happy go licky
Oh Danilo it's so so unfair to call a sweaty nonce a sweaty nonce. I'm sure good old innocent Andrew will haul you up in the Supreme Court and sue you for libel when he's found totally innocent like Innocent smoothies. You better be prepared to lose your fortune and your Balmoral Castle my friend!
danny la rouge
More like *fanny* la rouge!
Mrs Miggins
Eternal
I'll be amazed if anything actually comes of this which is frankly, a fucking disgrace.
Saul Goodman
It's all good, man
danny la rouge
More like *fanny* la rouge!
Exactly. A few pics like that and the fact he used to revel in the name “Randy Andy” (euch), and I think La Rouge Mansions are safe for future generations.
MickiQ
In My Defence I was left Unsupervised
Yet more public embarassment certainly but I can't imagine any real consequences for him. I suspect there are probably a few meetings in London between Palace flunkies and the Foreign Office to try and get the Foreign Office to try and persuade the State Dept to make sure the whole thing gets quietly dropped.
Argonia
Happy go licky
All those memories of his 1000 women he has bedded will be swirling around his mind like the tempest with the three witches to Macbeth and he will be grasping to recall their names and addresses and what colour their moleskin diaries were and what sort of Salvador Dali lobster telephones they had in their apartments that he might just blunder and fluff his lines as Virginia approaches him on the warpath like the Lakota, Cheyenne, and Arapaho alighting on the unprepared 7th Cavalry Regime under Custer. It's going to be one hell of a gladiatorial display - which way will the Emperor's thumb point after Virginia snags him with her net and trident while he blunders around hopelessly with his little sword and shield dazzled by the raucous laughter of the crowd in the public gallery? Russell Crowe he ain't. Commodus will have a jamboree judging him and packing him off to prison.
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Saul Goodman
It's all good, man
I don't know what your question was but the answer is sweaty nonce.
Argonia
Happy go licky
We're in complete agreement my friend. It's such heartening news that Saul Goodman has just been appointed as the judge in the courtroom in New York. Do try and focus on the case and try to ignore the heckling and laughter from the crowd as billions tune in live on TV eating popcorn and enjoying the fun and games. Nigel Farage and Neil Oliver and Michelle Dewberry are going to be breathless on GB News as they do the live commentary like John Motson for their seventeen viewers.
Don't slip up Goodman and give him liberty like serial paedophile 'King of Pop' Michael Jackson although of course any wise judge like you will stick to the doctrine of innocent before proven guilty and I'm sure you won't judge the sweaty nonce as a sweaty nonce before the trial is concluded while ignoring his utter dross to Emily Maitlis about not sweating and going to Woking Pizza Express while you listen to Sweaty Nonce on your iPod in the courtroom.
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Starry Wisdom
There must have been dozens of these meetings and none of them have done anything to squash the case. Prince Harry perfectly placed to rake in a vast sum as pundit on the trial of his 'uncle'
Argonia
Happy go licky
When wise judge Saul Goodman finds dear Andreas totally innocent I look forward to him getting the keys to Broadmoor so he can begin a new life as a judicious governor of the facility.
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Starry Wisdom
Don't think I'd want the lunatick Andreas in charge at Broadmoor
Don't think I'd want the lunatick Andreas in charge at Broadmoor
I don't think I'd want the lunatic Andreas in charge of a brown paper bag..☹
Argonia
Happy go licky
Oh ye of little faith Kane. He'd do a splendid job. He and Gary Glitter as deputy would be awesome.
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