PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Bingoman]

Lord Geidt, Johnson’s ethics advisor has quit due to Johnson’s unethical behaviour.

Took long enough

 

[Puddy_Tat]

Lord Geidt, Johnson’s ethics advisor has quit due to Johnson’s unethical behaviour.

you got there just before i posted. this isn't the first ethics adviser he's got through, is it?

how can anyone be an ethics adviser to a walking (ok, shambling) ethics-free zone?

 

[stavros]

I understand from last nights statement Ms Patel is disappointed. Shame, my heart bleeds.

Meanwhile hers is on display in the Natural History Museum.

 

[teqniq]

'Statement' published here:

Statement from Lord Geidt: 15 June 2022

This page contains a statement from Lord Geidt

www.gov.uk

 

[Calamity1971]

you got there just before i posted. this isn't the first ethics adviser he's got through, is it?

how can anyone be an ethics adviser to a walking (ok, shambling) ethics-free zone?

The other one quit over the Patel bullying case I think.

 

[Raheem]

"I've come to the conclusion that the prime minister has breached the ethics code."

"Oh really. What sanction will you be imposing?"

"I will be losing my job."

 

[stavros]

I'm surprised Johnson can make do with only one ethics advisor.

 

[hash tag]

I'm surprised Johnson can make do with only one ethics advisor.

To employ more than one would not be ethical.

 

[Raheem]

I wonder if they put the ethics advisor on a zero hours contract.

 

[MickiQ]

Lord Geidt, Johnson’s ethics advisor has quit due to Johnson’s unethical behaviour.

TBF that probably was the most pointless job ever

 

[Raheem]

Johnson could just give himself the job now. He supposedly needs the money.

 

[A380]

;When he heard the news did Bojo the clown say: "Well, as long as my Hertfordshire adviser doesn't leave as well..."?

 

[hash tag]

Where does one even find an unethical ethics advisor, one that shares Johnson's ethics, or lack of.

 

[Pickman's model]

Where does one even find an unethical ethics advisor, one that shares Johnson's ethics, or lack of.

Look under large stones

 

[Pickman's model]

To employ more than one would not be ethical.

The only way is ethics

 

[hash tag]

Ethical and Beeeeeyond

 

[MrSki]

The Rwanda fiasco is typical of Johnson who really can't help himself when it comes to throwing away tens of millions over a single crap project which hopefully will not happen. It is evident he is useless with money, his own and ours.

 

[hash tag]

Bearing in mind how much the bastard has wasted, how much would it cost US to get rid

 

[hash tag]

Will anyone be tuning in to BBC4 I wonder.
It has to be sewing bee for me.

 

[Petcha]

"I've come to the conclusion that the prime minister has breached the ethics code."

"Oh really. What sanction will you be imposing?"

"I will be losing my job."

This grey bureaucrat can only advise the person who ultimately has the power to enforce these codes whether they've been broken. It's not his fault that that person is the very same person who has broken every code possible and has the power to pardon himself. It's funny, in a slightly fucked up, gallows humour way.

 

[Yossarian]

Where does one even find an unethical ethics advisor, one that shares Johnson's ethics, or lack of.

Broadmoor might be a good place to start looking.

 

[Petcha]

Has there ever been a worse PM (and I'm including Thatcher in this).

I can't even be bothered listing everything, but the last three days will do. His second Ethics Adviser has quit in the space of three years, he's tried to deport ONE( asylum seeker to east Africa on an empty 767 at a cost of 500k. And says 'its not a big deal' in reference to the Ireland issue which could lead to the disintegration of the UK. Oh and on the Rwanda issue is openly contemplating joining Russia and Belarus in leaving the ECHR. In three days.

 

[quiet guy]

Plenty of ex cabinet ministers to choose from, Grayling, Hancock etc.

 

[hash tag]

Has there ever been a worse PM (and I'm including Thatcher in this).

I can't even be bothered listing everything, but the last three days will do. His second Ethics Adviser has quit in the space of three years, he's tried to deport ONE( asylum seeker to east Africa on an empty 767 at a cost of 500k. And says 'its not a big deal' in reference to the Ireland issue which could lead to the disintegration of the UK. Oh and on the Rwanda issue is openly contemplating joining Russia and Belarus in leaving the ECHR. In three days.

But, it has been very good value for money, apparently

 

[Puddy_Tat]

 

[not a trot]

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Rumour going round that, Putin, could be interested in the job.

 

[Supine]

Worth it for the description ‘Behold the king of Twatlantis’ alone

From the government that achieves next to nothing, it’s the Rwanda flight to nowhere | Marina Hyde

As far as Johnson and Priti Patel are concerned, the terrified migrants are just hapless extras, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

www.theguardian.com

 

[Pickman's model]

Rumour going round that, Putin, could be interested in the job.

I think he'd treat a breach of his own idiosyncratic ministerial code more harshly than the prime minister might like

 

[contadino]

Lord Geidt's letter of resignation. Remarkably polite, given how pissed off he's been. Clearly seething at having to deal with such a bunch of muppets.

https://s3.documentcloud.org/documents/22061443/lord-geidt-to-pm.pdf

 

[Supine]

Lord Geidt's letter of resignation. Remarkably polite, given how pissed off he's been. Clearly seething at having to deal with such a bunch of muppets.

https://s3.documentcloud.org/documents/22061443/lord-geidt-to-pm.pdf

The use of the word odious is pretty strong for someone like this.