#piggate

[J Ed]

It will be the Bay of Pigs all over again

 

[Casually Red]

Won't the badly behaved majority at the next PMQs hammer him with the oinking and grunting and subsequent laughter? Pls surely

There'll definitely be a " and pigs will fly " retort .

And there has to be perfectly legitimate grounds on which he can legitimately be asked about that massive pig semen deal . If a straight face can be kept . And he'd have to answer it .

 

[ItWillNeverWork]

Jesus Christ the pig molesting bastard will have to start a war now to make this go sort of away for a while .

Cameron's Bay of Pigs

 

[ItWillNeverWork]

It will be the Bay of Pig all over again

Fuck you and your speedy typing.

 

[DotCommunist]

first google result for 'cameron' is the express pigfucking story lol

 

[8ball]

Loved this tweet :

"I might wake up the kids. This is what the moon landings must have felt like."

 

[Doctor Carrot]

Journalist: Did you fuck a dead pig's head, Prime Minister?
Cameron: We're bringing down the deficit
Journalist: Did you fuck a dead pig Mr Cameron?
Cameron: We've created 1.5 million new jobs
Journalist: Did you fuck a pig?

 

[pesh]

 

[DotCommunist]

Perhaps his youthful misadventure could be fictionalised in one of those hollywood frat boy comedy style films like American Pie



or Porky's

 

[ItWillNeverWork]

I imagine old Gideon will think twice about snorting around Dave from now on.

 

[Ax^]

Journalist: Did you fuck a dead pig's head, Prime Minister?
Cameron: We're bringing down the deficit
Journalist: Did you fuck a dead pig Mr Cameron?
Cameron: We've created 1.5 million new jobs
Journalist: Did you fuck a pig?

you can build a thousand bridges and be called a builder of bridges but fuck one pig's head

how did this effect the dining club

 

[JimW]

Well, you reap what you sow

 

[ItWillNeverWork]

The Long-term Economic Ham?

 

[JimW]

He'll have to do an Aitken an unsheathe his pork sword of truth

 

[DotCommunist]

he's made a pigs ear of this one

 

[JimW]

he's made a pigs ear of this one

Perhaps that was his first attempt

 

[ItWillNeverWork]

He fucked a pig. I know that isn't a pun, but whatever. He fucked a pig!

 

[Casually Red]

This isn't a kick in the arse off Oaten territory

He ...fucked...a ...dead..pig...

Even a 1978 ozzy Osborne would have turned his nose up in disgust after hearing that . It's really really bad .

 

[Humberto]

I've heard of Tories having their snouts in the trough but having their dicks literally in the snout.

 

[J Ed]

I can't believe people are defending it

If he abducted and tortured several toddlers to death the likes of James Delingpole and Guido Fawkes would defend it

 

[rekil]

I honestly have no idea, do you resign after you fuck a pig?

I think he'll sty on.

 

[Casually Red]

No one is mentioning it, newspaper wise, except the Express and Mail...

Daily mirror have it now in the past half hour

 

[JimW]

I think he'll sty on.

He might not think it's Tamworth it any more after this.

 

[Doctor Carrot]

Hahahaha

 

[DotCommunist]

I bet he has sat talking to the queen with his dead pork violating penis hidden in his trousers. Bold as brass. Disgrace.

 

[Ax^]

Can you imagine what a dead pig does to you in Russia

 

[JimW]

Would he have to pen a litter of resignation?

 

[Casually Red]

I honestly have no idea, do you resign after you fuck a pig?

This is pretty uncharted territory in fairness . Like..if he survives this there just aren't any rules basically . Not for the likes of him anyway .
No idea what the sun ate going to do with all those jeremycorbyn vests they were giving away as attempted humour . Nobody's listening now .

 

[laptop]

 

[taffboy gwyrdd]

With regard to PMQ, the dream would be spotless behaviour from all sides unless and untill Cameron (as likely) repeats similar lines (like "strong economy". At which point, Corbyn could just point out that the PM can not expect to get away with trotting out the same answers time and again. Deadpan. But you know what? Corbyn's actually a better bloke than that.