#piggate

[danny la rouge]

'A very specific denial was made a week ago'

Thats not the same as claiming he didnt do it!

If I was denying something like that, I wouldn't need to be so specific.

"I have never put my Willie into any part of a non-human animal, alive or dead". There you go.

 

[Arthur Cravan]

haggard is such a great word

8. “Or is it because I can imagine so well the rest of the colorful classroom around my dolorous and hazy darling: Grace and her ripe pimples; Ginny and her lagging leg; Gordon, the haggard masturbator; Duncan, the foul-smelling clown; nail-biting Agnes; Viola, of the blackheads and the bouncing bust; pretty Rosaline; dark Mary Rose; adorable Stella, who has let strangers touch her; Ralph, who bullies and steals; Irving, for whom I am sorry.” (Nabokov, Vladimir: Lolita, [53])

 

[LiamO]

haggard is such a great word

Some great songs too

 

[billy_bob]

PM pictured with blood-shot eyes after week of sordid revelations

He's not been getting much sleep on the sofa, I guess

 

[Pickman's model]

He's not been getting much sleep on the sofa, I guess

rumours the prime minister had a love piglet are being denied by number ten.

 

[andysays]

Some great songs too

Is that from the same session where they did a version of Stand By Your Ham?

 

[ViolentPanda]

wrighty needs a shave there

He's been cultivating the beard ever since he started to get a turkey neck.

 

[billy_bob]

PM pictured with blood-shot eyes after week of sordid revelations

How the Fail must be praying for him to get a stye...

 

[DotCommunist]

He's been cultivating the beard ever since he started to get a turkey neck.

attempting to daub his wattles in hair eh

 

[Zabo]

'A very specific denial was made a week ago'. Thats not the same as claiming he didnt do it!

Good call.

""It might still be unclear whether the allegations are true, but what is clear is that the PM has categorically not denied the incident, despite what he says.

You nearly had us there, Dave."

Has Cameron actually denied Pig Gate? | News | LondonlovesBusiness.com

 

[existentialist]

Collaboration with Ruddy Yurts?

Yurts could sink low, but not that low.

 

[existentialist]

I guess they've been scrabbling around all week to see if they can find someone who ever saw any pictures, and figure this is the best calculated risk to take.

Exactly this. Some SPAD has decided that, if the picture hasn't emerged in a week, it probably doesn't exist.

It would be the most appallingly delicious turn of events if it did now appear, though it would almost certainly result in Trutheresque levels of speculation about its genuineness...

 

[Pickman's model]

Exactly this. Some SPAD has decided that, if the picture hasn't emerged in a week, it probably doesn't exist.

It would be the most appallingly delicious turn of events if it did now appear, though it would almost certainly result in Trutheresque levels of speculation about its genuineness...

we possess the preliminary sketches

 

[Pickman's model]

Yurts could sink low, but not that low.

do you not recall his booking to play the 40th birthday party of one m portillo? fortunately yurts was too pissed to perform on the night, but it was a near-run thing.

 

[spartacus mills]

How the Fail must be praying for him to get a stye...

 

[8den]

You are the second person (recently) to suggest that the term 'lick-arse' is homophobic. You can't just pull this stuff out of thin air.

I have been familiar with the term for decades and AFAICR it has always been a term that refers to the recipient being considered a toady, a teacher's pet. It contains no implication of sexual act nor sexual orientation.

arse-licking - definition of arse-licking in English from the Oxford dictionary
The action or practice of behaving obsequiously in order to gain favour:

Your quoting CR's use of it as evidence of 'homophobia' puts you in some very strange company. Very strange indeed.

I never suggested Casually Red was a homophobe because he used the term "lick arse". I called Casually Red a homophobe because of his well documented homophobia on this webforum, for example his opposition to gay marriage.

 

[8den]

Piggate was 2nd main headline (after the Pope's visit) on the Last Week Tonight

#respectfullinterspeciesfacefuck hashtag on Twitter

"what was Cameron trying to join? 4chan?"

 

[Pickman's model]

I never suggested Casually Red was a homophobe because he used the term "lick arse". I called Casually Red a homophobe because of his well documented homophobia on this webforum, for example his opposition to gay marriage.

on what grounds does he oppose it?

 

[8den]

Alot of vague ill defended reasons, such as marriage is between a man and woman, and sure homosexuals have never been oppressed in Ireland anyway.

 

[Arthur Cravan]

Why's no one seemingly thus far posited the motion that of all people, Pickman's would be familiar with the idea of sticking his willy into something gross as some sort of initiation ritual - Either when he was in public(K) (sic) school with the chaps in the dorm or maybe in some tawdry incantation inspired by Crowley in some sort of weird "I'll affect an interest in this trumpet so my own personality might not yet appear so tragically lacking." Or something, I don't know.

 

[little_legs]

#respectfullinterspeciesfacefuck hashtag on Twitter

"what was Cameron trying to join? 4chan?"

 

[Zabo]

Kevin Maguire ‏@Kevin_Maguire 2h2 hours ago
Ashcroft's brought forward publication of Call Me Dave to next Monday, start of the Con conference. It's war!

What's that thing about how long a story will last before it dies? This one has enough legs to win any marathon.

 

[brogdale]

Why's no one seemingly thus far posited the motion that of all people, Pickman's would be familiar with the idea of sticking his willy into something gross as some sort of initiation ritual - Either when he was in public(K) (sic) school with the chaps in the dorm or maybe in some tawdry incantation inspired by Crowley in some sort of weird "I'll affect an interest in this trumpet so my own personality might not yet appear so tragically lacking." Or something, I don't know.

Impressive 'local knowledge' from someone who's 'just arrived'.

 

[DotCommunist]

oh come on he's not even trying to hide it

 

[brogdale]

oh come on he's not even trying to hide it

which one is it?

 

[DotCommunist]

Lengel

which one is it?

and he's gone again

 

[twentythreedom]

Impressive 'local knowledge' from someone who's 'just arrived'.

No prizes for guessing who it is

 

[twentythreedom]

Snap DC

 

[twentythreedom]

That went well

Gave himself away blatantly there

 

[existentialist]

do you not recall his booking to play the 40th birthday party of one m portillo? fortunately yurts was too pissed to perform on the night, but it was a near-run thing.

He wasn't pissed, though! I know this, because a (former) friend of mine was in the studio with him that night. Slightly off his face on quaaludes, yes, but perfectly capable. You may recall that this event slightly preceded the departure of his infamous manager, Andreu Stavrapopoulos, who had a somewhat...undiscriminating approach to bookings, considering Yurt's high profile role in left-wing politics, and had booked him for that gig knowing that he'd already refused to perform at Thatcher's 65th in 1990, 3 years earlier - apparently he'd billed Yurts' band as a "Palm Court Trio" for that one, despite there being 8 of them.

So his absence at Portillo's gig was a matter of choice, and his putative presence pure devilment on the part of Stavropopolous. Who, as it turns out, was simply using Yurts as his stooge in his own political game, which seemed to be to book as many Left acts into right-wing events as he could, for whatever reason.