Pictures of Jesus

[stavros]

Ed Sheeran is Jesus!?

 

[cuppa tee]

 

[ItWillNeverWork]

Get over it.

You do realise I wasn't being serious, don't you?

 

[trabuquera]

Jesus painting fact: For a good long while in Europe, baby Jesus had to be painted as a miniature adult... Supposedly this was because of the problem that arose from the profound philosophical debates at the time, which asked "did the son of god shit himself as a baby? Did he go through the terrible twos? Aged four did he find the word Bum hilarious?".

The issue was settled by saying he was always an adult, though child sized. The church lives in fear to this day that anyone will bring the question up again.

Also of course a hugely convenient excuse for male artists who weren't interested in babies and couldn't paint them properly. "No it's not a microcephalic monstrous birth, he's the son of God and he's all grown up already".

Image quoted above suggests that even if baby Jesus never befouled a nappy or blew fake farts, he was certainly capable of standard infant hair-pulling and eye-poking, though. Unless he's actually preaching already? (Laying down the Law to HIS MOTHER, the presumptuous little prophet that he was) *hmph*

 

[DotCommunist]

I don't like the jesus as homunculus ones. He looks like quato from Total Recall

 

[DaveCinzano]

"He's so advanced for his age, he was walking on water at six months and speaking in tongues before he was a year old...”

 

[One dog]

You do realise I wasn't being serious, don't you?

do now