Pictures of Jesus

[Andrew Hertford]

Anyone else remember this Jesus?

 

[dessiato]

What do Jews look like then?

Me.

 

[Andrew Hertford]

Painted by an eight year old!

 

[JimW]

Having his first bath:

From here: Coptic Museum in Cairo, Egypt

 

[Saul Goodman]

 

[classicdish]

Dorset 4th Century Roman
Possibly based on an emperor
Also contains:
Bellerophon riding Pegasus slaying the Chimera.
Four figures in the corners.
Forest and hunting, dogs and deers.

 

[Shechemite]

 

[bubblesmcgrath]

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Swoon.....

 

[Ponyutd]

 

[bubblesmcgrath]

I think you'll find those on the left are on the opposition's team.

 

[Dieselpunk2000]

 

[Kaka Tim]

The standard depiction of Jesus as a long haired beardy starts several centuries years after his death (6th century according to wikipedia) .

 

[Dr. Furface]

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[Dr. Furface]

 

[bubblesmcgrath]

From the Book of Kells.

 

[MrSki]

Anyone else remember this Jesus?

Yes! Jes Jellet

 

[DaveCinzano]

Anyone else remember this Jesus?

Never heard of him but thanks to the trusty ol' Google reverse image search, I found this

Jesus Jellet :the nude festival dancer

 

[JimW]

Mesrop of Khizan - Wikipedia

 

[blairsh]

Thats a big belly button

 

[MrSki]

Never heard of him but thanks to the trusty ol' Google reverse image search, I found this

Jesus Jellet :the nude festival dancer

I remember him from a few free festivals in London in the early 80s

 

[neonwilderness]

 

[ferrelhadley]

 

[One dog]

he is hot.

 

[ItWillNeverWork]

he is hot.

Some sort of blasphemy this.

 

[MrSki]

Isn't he the geezer from a Duchess of Duke Street?

 

[neonwilderness]

Isn't he the geezer from a Duchess of Duke Street?

No, it's Jesus.

 

[One dog]

Some sort of blasphemy this.

What do you mean?

The man in the picture is hot but he is not Jesus. Even if he was Jesus and looked like that, I would still say he is hot.

Get over it.

 

[One dog]

Yes! Jes Jellet

very dodgy hairstyle.

 

[Andrew Hertford]

I remember him from a few free festivals in London in the early 80s

He used to go to gigs as well as festivals, I saw him at loads in the late 70s/early 80s, always up near the front and dancing. I think the NME used to call him ‘Jesus of Shepherds Bush’.

Apparently he really did claim to be Jesus.

 

[ska invita]

Jesus painting fact: For a good long while in Europe, baby Jesus had to be painted as a miniature adult... Supposedly this was because of the problem that arose from the profound philosophical debates at the time, which asked "did the son of god shit himself as a baby? Did he go through the terrible twos? Aged four did he find the word Bum hilarious?".

The issue was settled by saying he was always an adult, though child sized. The church lives in fear to this day that anyone will bring the question up again.