Petition to Deport Piers Morgan

[Minnie_the_Minx]

http://www.itv.com/news/2012-12-24/...o-deport-piers-morgan-over-gun-control-views/

We don't want him back!

Anyway, isn't this a bit arrogant of him

6,600 Americans have currently signed the petition to deport me - meaning 311,993,400 clearly want me to stay. Thank you.
From @piersmorgan on Twitter: ( 6:18 pm, Sat 22 Dec 2012)

No, it just means they probably don't give a shite either way

 

[Lo Siento.]

can I just take this opportunity to say that Piers Morgan is a dick? Thanks.

 

[two sheds]

Can we start one on this side of the pond to make sure he can't come back?

 

[cliche guevara]

Isn't this spitting in the face of the first amendment to protect the second? Or is the first amendment only applicable to US citizens?

 

[silverfish]

LOL freedom of speech etc.

TBH he's voicing the same opinion most normal sane people would. Its just that he is a shit weasel with terrible delivery and a personality that even his mother dislikes

 

[dessiato]

Where do I sign your petition?

 

[Firky]

We should meet America in the middle and dump the cunt in the Atlantic.

 

[fogbat]

We should meet America in the middle and dump the cunt in the Atlantic.

Have you tweeted him that yet?

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Can we start one on this side of the pond to make sure he can't come back?

Good idea. I reckon it'd get more signatures than the American petitition

 

[Firky]

Have you tweeted him that yet?

I only go after "fake lefties".

 

[Maurice Picarda]

Most ambitious journalists are bumptious and many are smug. Morgan was a moderately amusing diarist and the only tabloid editor to agree with you all about the Gulf War - losing his job over it, in fact. He also feuded with Jeremy Clarkson, so can't be all bad.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

I still think two sheds should start a petition, just for the giggles and to see if he gets more than the American one

 

[Deareg]

I have already been in touch with our mad cousins to tell them that if they keep him they can have all our guns as well.

 

[fogbat]

Most ambitious journalists are bumptious and many are smug. Morgan was a moderately amusing diarist and the only tabloid editor to agree with you all about the Gulf War - losing his job over it, in fact. He also feuded with Jeremy Clarkson, so can't be all bad.

The enemy of my enemy is not my friend.

 

[butchersapron]

The enemy of my enemy is not my friend.

S/he isn't necessarily not either. Needless to say, Maurice is wrong. And he leaves out why Morgan lost his job.

 

[butchersapron]

Hello, i'm a moderately amusing diarist.

 

[Maurice Picarda]

It was ostensibly over the faked pictures of British soldiers up to no good, but essentially it was over the Mirror Group's attitude to losing patriotic readers.

 

[Maurice Picarda]

Hello, i'm a moderately amusing diarist.

Sadly not even that.

 

[fogbat]

S/he isn't necessarily not either. Needless to say, Maurice is wrong. And he leaves out why Morgan lost his job.

One step at a time.

 

[two sheds]

I still think two sheds should start a petition, just for the giggles and to see if he gets more than the American one

Alternatively can I here start a petition for Morgan to come back to the UK? Anyone wanting him to return should vote on this thread.

So far in the UK we have 0 for and 62,641,000 against.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Alternatively can I here start a petition for Morgan to come back to the UK? Anyone wanting him to return should vote on this thread.

So far in the UK we have 0 for and 62,641,000 against.

Hm, not sure. How do Daily Mail readers feel about him?

 

[two sheds]

Well they're free to vote, or indulge in a spot of insider trading with him whatever they like.

Still 0 for and 62,641,000 against.

 

[likesfish]

It because he attempted to take his celeb news attitude to a serious news story and massivly cocked it up.

Made even more of a pigs ear than robert fisk would do on i'm a celbrity get me out of here.
Nothing wrong with being a light weight just know your limitations.

 

[goldenecitrone]

We could get Robbie Coltrane to greet him at Heathrow if he is kicked out of the US. The last time they met Coltrane threatened to kick his head in. This is Piers' account

He writes: 'Mr Coltrane - sitting just two feet away - greeted my arrival with the words "Oh ******* HELL! NOT THAT ******* ******!'

When Morgan then introduced himself, he claims the Cracker star reacted with a stream of expletives, shouting: 'Don't you ******* come near me ... if you know what's good for you, you ****!'

 

[likesfish]

The ironic thing is if he'd actually waited he could have printed a story that would have been correct .

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

LOL freedom of speech etc.

TBH he's voicing the same opinion most normal sane people would. Its just that he is a shit weasel with terrible delivery and a personality that even his mother dislikes

Piers Morgan is one of my favorite British people [present company excepted, of course. ]

What could be better than watching some jerk get ripped to shit in a dry British accent?

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

I used to confuse Morgan with this guy, Nigel Lythgoe.

I think it's an honest mistake: both were british judges on American reality tv shows. If you're not paying a lot of attention, all you hear is a british accent making snippy comments about some American singer from the Bronx in a tube dress.

 

[Firky]

What could be better than watching some jerk get ripped to shit in a dry British accent?

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

That man should be doing Chicken Town.

 

[KeeperofDragons]

Reminds me of that scene in Red Dwarf with the alien vessel