Nadine Dorries: Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport

[not a trot]

Hopefully now someonewill start a thread talking about being wired for sound

Nah, they're all going on their summer holidays.

 

[T & P]

Poor bullied Nadine can’t get a break in her fight against the Westminster elitist mafia seeking to destroy her…

SNP MP John Nicolson cleared of bullying Nadine Dorries via Twitter

Explaining decision to overturn earlier ruling, independent panel says Dorries herself has been a ‘frequent and aggressive tweeter’

www.theguardian.com

 

[two sheds]

The complaint referred to a series of tweets Nicolson sent in the aftermath of her appearance as culture secretary before the select committee in November 2021. In a 24-hour period, Nicolson tweeted, liked and retweeted disparaging material about Dorries, including liking tweets that described her as “grotesque”, a “vacuous goon”, ...

sounds fair

The independent experts said Greenberg had failed to take into account the highly charged nature of the political dispute between the two and Dorries’ own history of aggressive tweeting.

snowflake

It gave one example where Dorries tweeted she would “nail [a journalist’s] balls to the floor using [their] own front teeth” and another where she retweeted someone calling a journalist “an apologist for Islamic atrocities”.

 

[Dystopiary]

She's talking about the vote on the Boris Johnson report of course, the one she abstained from herself!

 

[Smangus]

⁹

 

[likesfish]

Nadine "a grotesque and vacuous goon" Dorries

 

[T & P]

Nadine "a grotesque and vacuous goon" Dorries

Officially

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[eatmorecheese]

It'll be on offer in The Works for a quid within weeks of release

 

[SpookyFrank]

Nice to see her job as an MP has kept her busy.

 

[Karl Masks]

It'll be on offer in The Works for a quid within weeks of release

That's an insult to everything written by Bear Grylls, the Jamie Oliver 2018 Cookbook, several books on Reflexology, and any biography of James Corden, as well as a Marvel Universe Colouring Book, a set of HB Pencils, and the complete works of something that is anobvious Harry Potter knockoff

 

[prunus]

I heard she’d written the manuscript, but has lost it.

 

[Artaxerxes]

“The Assassination of the Hero Boris Johnson by the Coward Rishi Sunak” is now a major motion picture

 

[teqniq]

Flitwick town council taking Dorries to task for failing to represent constituents in the HOC:

 

[teqniq]

More moves afoot to force her to show up or actually resign:

‘Absentee MP’ Nadine Dorries faces move to force her out

 

[hash tag]

When I saw this thread pop up again, I thought she had gone. She should have gone years ago.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

When I saw this thread pop up again, I thought she had gone. She should have gone years ago.

If MPs can't be bothered to turn up to work they should stop their pay - that'd happen to the rest of us (and we'd get sacked) so the same rules should apply to them.

 

[hash tag]

I suspect she is more interested in being a reality star than an MP.

 

[ouirdeaux]

Dorries is a cunt's cunt, even by Tory standards, but her constituency has apparently voted for her several times. This is the worst part of it.

 

[FridgeMagnet]

"I voted for a clearly incompetent workshy MP and am disgusted to learn that they are incompetent and workshy"

 

[FridgeMagnet]

It's Leopards Eating People's Faces Party all over again isn't it

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Dorries is a cunt's cunt, even by Tory standards, but her constituency has apparently voted for her several times. This is the worst part of it.

I haven't got any sympathy for people who vote for the tories tbh - fuck 'em, they're basically irredeemably selfish so deserve everything they get.

 

[T & P]

Dorries is a cunt's cunt, even by Tory standards, but her constituency has apparently voted for her several times. This is the worst part of it.

I don’t know the particular demographics of her constituency, but sadly there are plenty across the country so overwhelmingly swayed towards the Tories, it would take little less than the incumbent MP being caught throwing kittens into a deep fat fryer before sufficient numbers of voters decided they couldn’t in their conscience continue lending their support for the Conservative Party’s choice for their MP at the next election.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

I don’t know the particular demographics of her constituency

very middle earth england

 

[tim]

I don’t know the particular demographics of her constituency, but sadly there are plenty across the country so overwhelmingly swayed towards the Tories, it would take little less than the incumbent MP being caught throwing kittens into a deep fat fryer before sufficient numbers of voters decided they couldn’t in their conscience continue lending their support for the Conservative Party’s choice for their MP at the next election.

There's no such thing as a safe seat in a by-election when the previous MP is as derelict in their duties and as publicly objectionable as Dorries has been and when the party of the incumbent is perceived as being as useless as the Tories currently are.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

There's no such thing as a safe seat in a by-election when the previous MP is as derelict in their duties and as publicly objectionable as Dorries has been and when the party of the incumbent is perceived as being as useless as the Tories currently are.

but come the general election they will vote for whatever sack of shite with a blue rosette is offered, so as not to let that dangerous woke socialist starmer wreck the country...

 

[T & P]

There's no such thing as a safe seat in a by-election when the previous MP is as derelict in their duties and as publicly objectionable as Dorries has been and when the party of the incumbent is perceived as being as useless as the Tories currently are.

I’d like to think so, but without performing a simple google search because it’s late and I’m feeling lazy, when was the last time Westminster had a Labour MP? I certainly can envisage seeing one in my lifetime no matter how much more of a shitshow the Tories could possibly descend into.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

The best thing about all of this is that Dorries will go down in history as a self-entitled idiot who had a tantrum that she didn't get a peerage.

 

[UrbaneFox]

I’d like to think so, but without performing a simple google search because it’s late and I’m feeling lazy, when was the last time Westminster had a Labour MP? I certainly can envisage seeing one in my lifetime no matter how much more of a shitshow the Tories could possibly descend into.

It happened next to Westminster, in Kensington, when Emma Dent Coad won for Labour. She lost last time but only by 100 or so votes, which was quite something for a true blue borough.

I doubt it will happen again as the current shower have been lobbying, successfully, to change constituency boundaries, to embrace Bayswater (and eventually dump N Kensington and all the Grenfell spoilsports).

 

[T & P]

The best thing about all of this is that Dorries will go down in history as a self-entitled idiot who had a tantrum that she didn't get a peerage.

And even funnier is the fact that deluded aspirational Tory cunts like her will be bitter for the rest of their lives for failing to secure the peerage they so much desire, undoubtedly thinking they won’t be esteemed as highly by future historians as they think they should be seen as, and don’t actually realise that even in this class-obsessed country, you can still go down in history as a surplus sack of shit regardless of your titles.