Yeah, seems such a waste and brutal way to kill them. I was thinking they could freeze them, but guess they’ve gone for the cheapest option to cull.
Meat eaters are destroying the planet, warns WWF report
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Yeah, seems such a waste and brutal way to kill them. I was thinking they could freeze them, but guess they’ve gone for the cheapest option to cull.
Maybe nitrogen gas could work?
You can use a wood chipper for squirrels...
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hiraethified
Hilarious cruelty!
NoXion
Craicy the Squirrel
Honestly don't understand why nitrogen isn't used more often. Nitrogen is a primary component of the atmosphere so it can't be that expensive, surely? It's non-toxic, and there's no chance of workers accidentally getting electrocuted or injuring themselves with a captive bolt gun. Nitrogen asphyxiation doesn't induce the panicky responses that normal suffocation does, as I understand it's the buildup of CO2 in the bloodstream which does that.
If you think that’s funny you’re sick!
Airline killed 440 squirrels in `giant shredder'
HAND-FEEDING more than 400 live squirrels into a giant shredding machine may sound like a plot from a straight-to-video horror movie, but to the airline KLM Royal Dutch it was a normal procedure.
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Plastic Paddy
Shredding sounds cruel but it’s actually a very quick death. Male chickens are often shredded in the US.If you think that’s funny you’re sick!
Airline killed 440 squirrels in `giant shredder'
HAND-FEEDING more than 400 live squirrels into a giant shredding machine may sound like a plot from a straight-to-video horror movie, but to the airline KLM Royal Dutch it was a normal procedure.
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hiraethified
I think you're the sick fuck here.If you think that’s funny you’re sick!
Airline killed 440 squirrels in `giant shredder'
HAND-FEEDING more than 400 live squirrels into a giant shredding machine may sound like a plot from a straight-to-video horror movie, but to the airline KLM Royal Dutch it was a normal procedure.
I like squirrels. Definitely don’t find it funny
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hiraethified
So why did you suggest a wood chipper as a means of mass slaughtering squirrels?I like squirrels. Definitely don’t find it funny
Johnny Vodka
The Abominable Scotsman
This is why people should consider cutting back on eggs, as well as meat.
Because I remembered it happening. Did you read the link?
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hiraethified
Yes I did. Exactly where does it mention a 'wood chipper' for slaughtering squirrels?
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hiraethified
Might be easier just to admit you were wrong. An industrial meat-processing machine is not the same as a 'wood chipper.'
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Plastic Paddy
Pretty sure a wood chipper would do the job though. It might even be overkill given that your average tree branch is a fair bit more resilient than most squirrels.
Proper Tidy
Arsed
If I was a chicken farmer I'd just let them go. I mean they'll probably get eaten by something or other, get run over or starve or whatever, but they're gonna die in a very horrible way anyway so give them a chance and leave your conscience a bit cleaner. Killing for food is one thing, killing cos you don't want to pay for the feed is something else and must weigh heavy on them, it would on me. What harm can a few chickens on the run do anyway, maybe eat some corn or something.
You never know, they might thrive in the wild, like those horses in blackwood or wherever it is. Roam free little chickens.
You never know, they might thrive in the wild, like those horses in blackwood or wherever it is. Roam free little chickens.
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Plastic Paddy
Almost certainly completely illegal.
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Arsed
What a world where letting them out into the wild is prohibited but gassing/foaming to a long drawn out miserable death or making their organs pop is alright.
The end result would be pretty identical though.
if I took a tonne of squirrel and shredded half of it and chipped the other half I bet you £20 you wouldn’t be able to tell which was chipped versus which was shredded
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Plastic Paddy
I doubt the squirrels would have a preference either. To them I doubt it matters much whether they’re shredded or chipped.
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Here is a video of industrial shredder!
Poultry Offal Grind Video - JWC Environmental
Monster Industrial Shredder Bone Crusher Video! Our industrial shredders easily tear through the toughest of food waste, including bones! Improve the
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hiraethified
Like said, it might be easier just to admit you were wrong.
Seriously, don’t you have anything better to do?Like said, it might be easier just to admit you were wrong.
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hiraethified
You're the one desperately trying to bluff and bluster your way out of your silly error.
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Well if you want to feed them in and the last thing you'd hear from thousands of them would be them screaming "this is a wood chipper you fuckers"
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Plastic Paddy
That would probably depend on the setting of the wood chipper and how quick you fed them through. If you had it on full speed and loaded them in with a shovel it would all happen too fast for them to say anything.
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