matt hancock is a twat

[Pickman's model]

Apparently he doesn't want women to do smear tests at home. He just doesn't know what a smear test is. The health minister.

You know it's bad when the health minister doesn’t know what a smear test is

Matt Hancock’s public cervix announcement turned into a smear campaign.

metro.co.uk

Wait till he finds out what this covid is

 

[eatmorecheese]

Might as well stick this here as well as the Covid meme thread...

 

[FridgeMagnet]

MSN

 

[BristolEcho]

On the TV today bigging up his role in the vaccine rollout. "I'm so proud to have been a been a part of this team. I have loved the role I've had it in" or something along those lines. Prick.

 

[NoXion]

Hancock needs the Bronson treatment.

 

[stavros]

I see no harm in adding to this thread what I've just put on the Tory cum face thread:

 

[two sheds]

no harm??? NO HARM????

 

[MrSki]

The deputy Speaker should have a word.

 

[MrSki]

 

[glitch hiker]

The deputy Speaker should have a word.

He's a slipper evasive con artist. He's del boy for the cheltenham festival set - Chel Boy.

Yes I wrote that just to come up with that shit pun, but frankly the rest of his comment doesn't deserve a joke

PS, Matt Hancock is one of the most worrying MP's I can think of

 

[stavros]

The deputy Speaker should have a word.

And did he? They get away with tiptoeing round the question on TV and radio due to time constraints; as far as I know the Commons doesn't have those.

 

[Pickman's model]

The deputy Speaker should have a word.

a word round the back of the palace of westminster where a large heavy stick can do the talking

 

[Pickman's model]

I see no harm in adding to this thread what I've just put on the Tory cum face thread:

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[Orang Utan]

Bravely fled Sir Robin

 

[JimW]

Is it a case of they can't be seen to sack him as it gives credence to the rest of Cummings' testimony?

 

[two sheds]

Interviews with him are going to be fun from now on

 

[glitch hiker]

And did he? They get away with tiptoeing round the question on TV and radio due to time constraints; as far as I know the Commons doesn't have those.

He's not tip toeting, he's kicking it to death with shoes made of hungry children and reinforced with corruption

 

[danny la rouge]

Hancock?

 

[two sheds]

more likely children and poor people though

 

[Ax^]

He's not tip toeting, he's kicking it to death with shoes made of hungry children and reinforced with corruption

if his head is not already on the block for trace and trace will this hurt the fuckwit

 

[glitch hiker]

MSN

I wish I'd realised sooner just what a massively arrogant and corrupt cunt he is. Though at this point, surely, he's on borrowed time.

Haha! Of course not!

 

[Badgers]

 

[Epona]

The whole lot of them are a bunch of evil shits and as far as I am concerned Hancock and Cummings and Bojo could all fall face first into a pool of lava and boil alive and the world would be a marginally better place as a result.

(I am sorry if that seems oddly specific, I have too much time on my hands and apparently spend some of it considering the options)

 

[Boris Sprinkler]

Do you remember that prick from school? You know, that prick? Thats Matt Hancock that is. That's Matt acting his coolest.

 

[Pickman's model]

The whole lot of them are a bunch of evil shits and as far as I am concerned Hancock and Cummings and Bojo could all fall face first into a pool of lava and boil alive and the world would be a marginally better place as a result.

(I am sorry if that seems oddly specific, I have too much time on my hands and apparently spend some of it considering the options)

Yeh but it'd be a much better place if they were turned into penguin feed and helped keep some penguins alive through the long Antarctic winter

 

[BillRiver]

I don't really care what happens to their dead bodies I just want their deaths to be slow and painful and happen asap. An element of humiliation would be a bonus.

 

[MrSki]

Looks like the speaker is on his side.

 

[existentialist]

Looks like the speaker is on his side.

 

[elbows]

Yeah that standard parliamentary language restrictions. Makes our system even more absurd, but then we wouldnt expect paid liars and their key role in the system to be happily pointed out.

 

[Petcha]

I know I'll be shot down here, but to his credit, he has actually fronted up virtually every day during this shit, unlike his idiot of a boss who is usually nowhere to be seen