matt hancock is a twat

[Orang Utan]

He has a potential post-politics career as a black metal vocalist rasping about care homes festooned with rotting carcasses of Covid victims

 

[Steel Icarus]

He has a potential post-politics career as a rotting carcass
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FFY

 

[Pickman's model]

FFY

Penguin pellets

 

[Chilli.s]

To stop himself lying the cunt has just stopped answering the question. It is about time that the speaker or deputy can make them give an answer to the actual question.

Does the Speaker let this non answer stand? What is the point of parliament if this is the standard of debate, answer a question with a superfluous comment?

 

[Pickman's model]

Does the Speaker let this non answer stand? What is the point of parliament if this is the standard of debate, answer a question with a superfluous comment?

Parliament, from parler - the french for to talk - has always been literally a talking shop, a national disgrace and a source of hot air out of all proportion to the number of people in it

 

[SpookyFrank]

Does the Speaker let this non answer stand? What is the point of parliament if this is the standard of debate, answer a question with a superfluous comment?

This new speaker is even more bullshit than the previous one. He recently told off Zarah Sultana for making 'personal' remarks about Rees-Mogg's 800 grand windfall but didn't reprimand Mogg for accusing Unicef of 'playing politics' by, um, feeding hungry kids.

 

[Chilli.s]

This new speaker is even more bullshit than the previous one. He recently told off Zarah Sultana for making 'personal' remarks about Rees-Mogg's 800 grand windfall but didn't reprimand Mogg for accusing Unicef of 'playing politics' by, um, feeding hungry kids.

I suppose the bias is always there, but just more obvious now. A dreadful example to demonstrate how to be evasive and lie for the kids to learn from. I don't know why I bother to vote, I'd complain but there's fuck all point.

 

[Pickman's model]

I suppose the bias is always there, but just more obvious now. A dreadful example to demonstrate how to be evasive and lie for the kids to learn from. I don't know why I bother to vote, I'd complain but there's fuck all point.

There is every point complaining. Have you ever wondered where the funny bits in non-bubble wrap padded envelopes come from? It's the binned letters of complaint MPs lords and councillors receive. Without complaints all padded envelopes would contain bubblewrap so by complaining you'd be doing a very small bit for the environment

 

[Indeliblelink]

Urging the country to "come together" .... by staying apart.

 

[stavros]

He did threaten to turn Johnson's sound off a few weeks ago, when the PM was stuck at home.

 

[donkyboy]

 

[Mr.Bishie]

 

[Ax^]

 

[MrSki]

Look at the cunt.

 

[two sheds]

Jesus. Best interview of Hancock I've seen Worth saving for future use

 

[Chilli.s]

An evasive twat with no grasp of honor, this is not the way questions should be answered it is as poor as just lying and saying "but I had my fingers crossed".

 

[two sheds]

Absolutely unable to be human for a moment and just say "Yes - sorry about that, I made a mistake".

 

[editor]

Look at the cunt.

What a sleazy, slippery shitbag.

 

[stavros]

He was on Today before that, where he said:

"I think the Daily Express is an absolutely brilliant newspaper."

 

[frogwoman]

'i'd prefer to use my own words to describe my thoughts and feelings'

 

[MrSki]

 

[MrSki]

 

[BristolEcho]

Look at the cunt.

It goes without saying that I don't like Morgan, but I have enjoyed the way he's taken Hancock to task throughout during this.

 

[Sue]

Jesus. Best interview of Hancock I've seen Worth saving for future use

I can absolutely imagine the Malcolm Tuckering of that... What a slimey, slimey weasel.

 

[andysays]

Was Hancock previously a junior minister in the Circumlocution Office?

As Dickens said

It being one of the principles of the Circumlocution Office never, on any account whatever, to give a straightforward answer.

 

[MrSki]

 

[existentialist]

Got to give him credit for at least putting up a fight, but...I wonder if these government ministers pause for reflection before these interviews, and wonder just how much of a mauling they're going to get? They must KNOW that they're batting on a very sticky wicket.

 

[NoXion]

oops, got Matt Hancock confused with Kieth Starmzy

 

[SpookyFrank]

Apparently he doesn't want women to do smear tests at home. He just doesn't know what a smear test is. The health minister.

You know it's bad when the health minister doesn’t know what a smear test is

Matt Hancock’s public cervix announcement turned into a smear campaign.

metro.co.uk

 

[Orang Utan]

Apparently he doesn't want women to do smear tests at home. He just doesn't know what a smear test is. The health minister.

You know it's bad when the health minister doesn’t know what a smear test is

Matt Hancock’s public cervix announcement turned into a smear campaign.

metro.co.uk

I followed him on Twitter recently and now I’m in charge of rolling these tests out