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Man United 2021-24, 'Best of the Rest'

:hmm:I'll say one thing for Man Utd, as a neutral, since Ferguson has left they're an interesting conundrum to folllow. The only question being will they take as long as Liverpool did to get their shit back together..
Suppose it's possible the Glazers might get an injury walking away with those wheelbarrows of cash.
 
Yes. Dave Brailsford's mantra as head of cycling with Team GB was always 'marginal gains'. TBF it worked. Let's see.

It might have been his mantra, but we all know the reality now and I'm not sure this lot will be able to get away with taking as many drugs.
 
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It might have been his mantra, but we all know there reality now and I'm not sure this lot will be able to get away with taking as many drugs.

Well that was when in charge of Sky. Of course he might have been doing it with Team GB.
 
Suppose it's possible the Glazers might get an injury walking away with those wheelbarrows of cash.
Read somewhere that the Glazers employed 50 solicitors on the Ratcliffe deal, whose fees were then charged to the Man Utd account leaving the Glazers to pocket all of the value of the shares sold
 
Read somewhere that the Glazers employed 50 solicitors on the Ratcliffe deal, whose fees were then charged to the Man Utd account leaving the Glazers to pocket all of the value of the shares sold
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United are not so much the slowly boiling frog in the pan of water, they are the frog that has to nip out to turn the gas up from time to time, while also paying the gas bill.
 
Just a bit tawdry.. does he really need to send an advance party to scope out pubs like he's Joe Biden?

ten Hag's not strong enough to cope with that kind of shit I don't think. Imagine Fergie readin this about one of his players back in the day...

Belfast waitress Sarah Adair, 30, told last night how she had served the footballer lunch before he invited her to party with him. She claimed they then had a “weird” night out which ended with her having to put him to bed after he drunkenly dropped huge wads of cash on the floor.

Sarah said: “I’m not surprised he missed training the next day given how late he got to bed and how much he’d had to drink. He must’ve known he wasn’t going to be in any fit state to play football.”The mum of one was working on Thursday afternoon when a two-man security team came in and asked for a discreet table for a “high-profile” VIP party. At first Sarah thought it could be a famous actor such as James Nesbitt or Jamie Dornan because the city is a hotbed for filming. When Rashford walked in, she did not recognise him and only realised he was a footballer when her United-mad manager told her.

She said: “He was with two men and two women. One was clearly a friend and the other girl was French and very beautiful. “She seemed to be with Marcus because of how they interacted. She was touching his knee and he was touching her arm, but you could tell from the conversation they didn’t know each other that well. It was like he’d just met her.” Earlier Rashford had visited Larne FC after his footballer pal Ro-Shaun Williams signed for the Northern Irish club. As Sarah served the group, Rashford also told how he had visited the Dirty Onion bar and Lavery’s pub the night before after flying into the city. He ordered sea bass then asked her where was good to go out, adding: “You should come out with us and show us around.” Meanwhile, Sarah’s manager politely asked Rashford’s minders if he could have a picture with him, but they refused as he was on a “business trip”. They also declined Sarah’s request to sign an autograph for her uncle. Sarah said Rashford did not touch his food and was more interested in what tequila was on offer as he and his pals downed shots and drank cocktails. He eventually relented on his picture ban and posed for a snap, as long as Sarah’s manager allowed her to leave early so she could hook up with them later. Sarah said: “I thought he was joking. My boss agreed.”

She went on: “I’ve never been out with a Premier League footballer before so I thought, ‘Why not?’. Little did I know how weird it would be.” Before leaving, Rashford asked Sarah if she knew of any nightclubs which would stay open later than the usual 3am closing time if he paid them enough cash. She said: “That made it clear to me that he had already made his mind up that he wasn’t going to training on Friday. He had no plans to go home that night.” Sarah finished her shift early at 5pm and went home before returning to the city centre at around 7pm. She messaged Rashford’s minder as arranged but was left sitting in a bar on her own for nearly three hours before a Mercedes van pulled up at 9.40pm, and a security guard collected her. She was asked to hand over her phone and not reveal who she was with or where she was going, although she was allowed to tell her mum. The taxi took Sarah to the Villa Italia restaurant where Rashford was with his entourage and two other local women who had also been invited out. Sarah said Rashford had booked out the top floor and brought his own Bluetooth speaker so he could play his favourite rap music. He was dressed all in white with a diamond-encrusted watch on each wrist along with six or seven silver diamond chains and two diamond rings. He also had two identical iPhones on the table.
 
It’s also sad that she was happy to enjoy the experience and his cash, he doesn’t appear to have done much wrong to her, and then she just instantly sells her story to the papers.
 
Pat Nevin. Legend.


I feel unqualified to have a go at Marcus. I once popped over to Heathrow one Tuesday after training for Chelsea. I flew to Paris on a cheap standby ticket and got the train another 200 miles south to Bourges just to see my then favourite band - The Cocteau Twins seeing as you asked. I stayed over, got the red eye back in time for training and the team manager was none the wiser.
 
From that account he sounds like an absolute tosser tbh. Nevin's experience with the cocteau twins is a tad more classy that Marcus's night(s) out in Belfast
 
From that account he sounds like an absolute tosser tbh. Nevin's experience with the cocteau twins is a tad more classy that Marcus's night(s) out in Belfast
Yeah, Rashford's played a blinder on child hunger, but I always got the impression he still lives just the same 'A List' - yuk - lifestyle as the rest of them. When people have entourages and make people in service industries or members of the public dance to their tune, they are just 'do you know who I am' scumbags.
 
Shit commentary though. "There will be no stop at Wembley on Klopp's farewell tour".

Apart from that trophy we won there last month of course.

Congratulations United. Brave. Still think it's papering over the cracks though.
 
This is one of the rare times when I rooted for United. Liverpool usually nick last minute goals so I was genuinely surprised when United did it instead, also how the fuck did Rashford miss that.
 
I never ever imagined jumping out of my seat and cheering when United scored a goal but Amad putting paid to the Klopp-ruple made me do it.
Whilst I don't really fancy seeing United hand the 2nd leg of the double treble to yous in the final. :(
 
Has it been reported anywhere the that the lad who scored blatantly realised he shouldn't have taken his shirt off and tried to slip it back on before he came back out of the crowd of players and supporters, as though maybe no-one noticed? :D
 
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