Liz Truss’s time is up

[Hash4Cash]

Can we not have discussion on several threads of whether men would fuck Liz Truss or not, thanks, Jesus fucking Christ.

Why not she's fucking, I mean fucked all of us

 

[kabbes]

It may not take 100 nominations

Literally made up out of her head

 

[Wilf]

Wonder if david camerson still goes 'oops' every time he thinks about the moment he decided to solve the tory party by holding the brexit vote?

 

[bimble]

If BJ in his own brain decides to do a video from his hotel room announcing he's coming back on the next flight to save the nation nobody in the party can stop him from doing that i suppose, even if he just does it for a laugh or out of spite to piss sunak off.

 

[Wilf]

Literally made up out of her head

I do hope they have an online vote though. They are bound to fuck it up profoundly.

 

[Bingoman]

If BJ in his own brain decides to do a video from his hotel room announcing he's coming back on the next flight to save the nation nobody in the party can stop him from doing that i suppose, even if he just does it for a laugh or out of spite to piss sunak off.

The one thing standing in his way is the privilege committee

 

[platinumsage]

Wonder if david camerson still goes 'oops' every time he thinks about the moment he decided to solve the tory party by holding the brexit vote?

I expect he's too busy happily tootling about in his shed whistling little ditties to himself to care much.

 

[Chz]

I expect he's too busy happily tootling about in his shed whistling little ditties to himself to care much.

I imagine Theresa May's just poured herself a whisky and is sitting in a comfy chair, chuckling quietly to herself about "bastards getting what they deserve".

 

[cupid_stunt]

The one thing standing in his way is the privilege committee

Two things, the other being Tory MPs.

 

[quimcunx]

Boris is now firm favourite. He would have won the last leadership election by a landslide.

I mean. This is funny right??

Well I'm gibbering in a corner so I guess it must be.

 

[gosub]

Beaten by a lettuce

 

[Bingoman]

Two things, the other being Tory MPs.

Well from what I seen on the news he does have some supporters probably not many through

 

[Karl Masks]

Fuck's sake I go away and have some lunch and we've had another ten prime ministers

or

Fucks's sake I go away and have some lunch and find that i've travelled back in time and Boris is still PM.

Bobby get out of the shower

 

[Yossarian]

According to this chart, more than 50% of fruit flies survive longer than 44 days.

 

[pbsmooth]

I don't think it's funny. It's fucking disgraceful. Boris Johnson on another fucking holiday when he should be working and he thinks he can swan back to be PM again. They are stealing a living, taking the piss out of the electorate and laughing as they do it.

 

[Spymaster]

Apparently Alastair Cook has spent more time batting in 1st class cricket than Liz Truss spent as Prime Minister.

 

[Bingoman]

Apparently Alastair Cook has spent more time batting in 1st class cricket than Liz Truss spent as Prime Minister.

Most of the Englanc cricket team has more batting time than her

 

[bluescreen]

Most of the Englanc cricket team has more batting time than her

She is batty though

 

[maomao]

The ridiculous conspiracy theory a few months ago was that Johnson had backed Truss because she was so utterly incompetent that he'd have another shot at the leadership by Christmas.

 

[Ax^]

I don't think it's funny. It's fucking disgraceful. Boris Johnson on another fucking holiday when he should be working and he thinks he can swan back to be PM again. They are stealing a living, taking the piss out of the electorate and laughing as they do it.

and quite a proportion of the population would voted for the bastard again if given the fucking chance



*Shakes fist at the Sky

 

[Sasaferrato]

If BJ in his own brain decides to do a video from his hotel room announcing he's coming back on the next flight to save the nation nobody in the party can stop him from doing that i suppose, even if he just does it for a laugh or out of spite to piss sunak off.

A rule should be introduced whereby outgoing PMs are obliged to stand down as an MP within a month.

 

[Wilf]

Tory members want johnson back, Mordor way back on 9%

https://twitter.com/YouGov?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1582327881224835072%7Ctwgr%5E36ecefaac1f242d803150ac2c2f64b7606cd28d5%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theguardian.com%2Fpolitics%2Flive%2F2022%2Foct%2F20%2Fuk-politics-live-liz-truss-tories-turmoil-suella-braverman-resigns-fracking

 

[bmd]

 

[Ax^]

A rule should be introduced whereby outgoing PMs are obliged to stand down as an MP within a month.

and then be fed to penguins

 

[bimble]

Conservative Home has published a thing saying how Sunak is the only viable choice (a grownup etc) but also speculating that he may not want the job cos why would he, seeing as they're not going to win the next election anyway.

 

[MrCurry]

Grant Shapps name is the running according to Sky News

Which one?

 

[WhyLikeThis]

Looks like it may be 100 votes required.

 

[Flavour]

If Boris Johnson is going to run for leader again, well, I see no reason why Cameron and May shouldn't join. It'll be like celebrity big brother, where you know who all the inmates are already. And whose to stop Liz Truss herself having another crack at it? That'd be very meta. Very channel 4.

 

[cupid_stunt]

If Boris Johnson is going to run for leader again, well, I see no reason why Cameron and May shouldn't join.

One good reason why Cameron can't join in, he's not an MP.

 

[WhyLikeThis]

If Boris Johnson is going to run for leader again, well, I see no reason why Cameron and May shouldn't join. It'll be like celebrity big brother, where you know who all the inmates are already. And whose to stop Liz Truss herself having another crack at it? That'd be very meta. Very channel 4.

Which one will pleasure themselves with a wine bottle on the No. 10 lawn?