Yeah. I'm taking one of those yachts for the night. Small talk with security and sharing spliff. Sorted 
Living off the land 100%
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Wept! I just walked no more than 200 Meters and found a completely different Portimoa. Droves of people. Thousands of the fuckers. Decided to sit down and have a beer
I still fancy a yacht for the night. May have to wait until after 1AM, and get the fuck out by 8AM, but safe as fuck
Google earth did not give a clue about how many people here compared to the central praca.
I still fancy a yacht for the night. May have to wait until after 1AM, and get the fuck out by 8AM, but safe as fuck
Google earth did not give a clue about how many people here compared to the central praca.
I'm sitting under the palm tree at 5 O'clock in the Google screen grab above.
I may not need to sleep. Very lively here. Might even get free bed and shower. Although, second looks, it is all families. They'll all be off to bed in an hour, or so.
I quite like the barmaid. This is possibly the biggest fault of all alcoholics.
I may not need to sleep. Very lively here. Might even get free bed and shower. Although, second looks, it is all families. They'll all be off to bed in an hour, or so.
I quite like the barmaid. This is possibly the biggest fault of all alcoholics.
weltweit
Well-Known Member
Not just alcoholics but men in general.
She isn't being nice to you because she likes you, it is her job!
Actually, no. I am pretty much bang on centre in the screen grab above. I should fucking well have been sketching here. I would have made a fortune.
There is a little train thing where you stick your kids for a €uro whilst you go get drunk.
Doesn't seem to be very popular.
Doesn't seem to be very popular.
Treacle Toes
Time
Every fucking time.
How have you gotten to your age and experience and still be lamenting this like the world and women owe you something?
You haven't read the entire thread have you?
A sense of humour is sometimes a very valuable thing. Just go a few posts backwards.
Treacle Toes
Time
I have read this thread. You are still a self important man.
Very important as far as I am concerned. Thanks
Treacle Toes
Time
...and there is the rub/misunderstanding. That is okay/fine as a stand alone, not when you are comparing yourself to or positioning yourself with random barmaids, or any woman. Learn this lesson ffs!Very important as far as I am concerned. Thanks
FFS! Fuck off.
Treacle Toes
Time
I have upset you?
The39thStep
Urban critical thinker
Portimao to Faro is essentially the N125 . A single track busy road , with one if the highest accident rates in Europe , with an absence of villages apart from Alcantrilla, the horrendous Guia , Bolliquime etc . Unless of course you get a lift on the motorway east of Porches.
Faro is quite pleasant although the the only beach is outside of the town underneath the flight path . Olhao next a busy little town with lots of Russians. From there it's sandbanks , little islands of them, the Octopus capital of Portugal and then Tavira a beautiful town with a Roman bridge, a ferry takes you to a large sandbank island with a lovely beach. The downside is mosquitos there's thousands of the fuckers.
Faro is quite pleasant although the the only beach is outside of the town underneath the flight path . Olhao next a busy little town with lots of Russians. From there it's sandbanks , little islands of them, the Octopus capital of Portugal and then Tavira a beautiful town with a Roman bridge, a ferry takes you to a large sandbank island with a lovely beach. The downside is mosquitos there's thousands of the fuckers.
equationgirl
Respect my existence or expect my resistance
I Did it without help from family. Bought a small flat on 100% mortgage some years ago and was working for a university at the time so not earning heaps by any means. But it was hard, even though I was fortunate enough to be able to do it. Plus it wasn't in London.
equationgirl
Respect my existence or expect my resistance
I had to forage my own lunch today.
Building manager decides that the kit hen floor needs to be changed, but doesn't tell the staff, so my actual lunch and the drinks I'd brought in for the afternoon are stuck in the fridge in a now closed kitchen.
So I managed to find some Korean noodles and had change to get a drink from the vending machine, and managed to get a large bottle of water from the other kitchen where all supplies are kept.
But it wasn't as nice as my usual lunch
Building manager decides that the kit hen floor needs to be changed, but doesn't tell the staff, so my actual lunch and the drinks I'd brought in for the afternoon are stuck in the fridge in a now closed kitchen.
So I managed to find some Korean noodles and had change to get a drink from the vending machine, and managed to get a large bottle of water from the other kitchen where all supplies are kept.
But it wasn't as nice as my usual lunch
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A380
How do I change this 'custom title' thing then?
That's my morning gone then. I've got load of stuff to do too. Thanks...This guy tried something similiar, but they wouldn't have it.
Next time, I'll spend the money on drugs instead.
Worth a read, funny as fuck.
spanglechick
High Empress of Dressing Up
I bought a two bed flat in london zone 5, in my first year as a teacher (1996). 100% mortgage. No financial help from parents etc.
Unfortunately i sold it to go to drama school a few years later, and it took me more than ten years and a lot of financial help to buy again. But back in the nineties it was very doable.
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
If you're an addict by definition you're a slave. And while you might not have a bricks and mortar home or regular job don't make out you're outside the system, you depend more than anyone else here on the system, on other people in the system.
Johnny Vodka
The Abominable Scotsman
Sadly, Faro is one of the most boring, shittest places ever.
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
Not to mention unfortunate
Johnny Vodka
The Abominable Scotsman
Johnny Vodka
The Abominable Scotsman
I don't mean to piss on Stan's parade, but this really is the case. Had booked a week there a few years back, but thankfully my friend talked me into spending most of the time in Lisbon instead. Not sure what I would have done in Faro for a week. Not even that many bars IIRC. Think it's just known because that's where the airport is.
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
Stanley swooped down like a lame wolf on the fold...
ElizabethofYork
Old Crone
Same here. I was working as a secretary at an insurance company and earning a pittance, but it was just about doable back then.
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
We're all in the gutter but some of us are looking at the starsYou never know. And some of us still like to dream.
tim
EXPLODED TIM! (Help me!!!)
That poor woman will be having nightmares once she realised that she has stimulated his libido. And when she wakes up she'll find Stan on the street outside the bar painting her in some ungainly and explicit pose.You never know. And some of us still like to dream.
Stanley there's a little island called Culatra you should visit. Near Olhao.
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