cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
And, that's another thing, it's cool at night - doing it with the sun beating down on you, and with the temperature in Portugal this time of year.
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And, that's another thing, it's cool at night - doing it with the sun beating down on you, and with the temperature in Portugal this time of year.
Christ. Enough of this shit again.
Do you lot have any idea how fucking shit you are making yourselves look?
I'm off to work.
Do you lot have any idea how fucking shit you are making yourselves look?
I'm off to work.
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yeh. for the record i had a list of the countries you visited, from your blog, which doesn't include ukraine. and i have no doubt that if you had visited the ukraine you would have included it. i removed the list as i cba - can't be arsed' - but then you posted this gem of a post, so here's the relevant blog entry:
weltweit
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And back then I was super fit.And, that's another thing, it's cool at night - doing it with the sun beating down on you, and with the temperature in Portugal this time of year.
not-bono-ever
meh
calm down. have a beer. this is the internet after all
Yes. I did this. I also reached Ukraine. Why do you think I didn't?
You sad little fuck. Go wank yourself to death now.
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i am calm. i'm just posting here to put off having to tidy my desk.
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
You should have settled at 25KM or even 'under 40KM' a day, you pushed it too far at 50KM.
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i don't doubt you reached ukraine. but i note you say now reached rather than entered. peered through the border post and hustled back west i wouldn't be surprised.
you do have a way with words, my lovely
you do have a way with words, my lovely
No. I just imagine you could quite easily wank yourself to death over your computer screen.
I think many reading here could imagine that.
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yeh. well, we'll see who rolls a seven first, you with your drinking yourself to death or me with my wanking myself to death.
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
No thanks, as I said I am going to be cutting back on the drink.
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
Calm down, fair enough.
But, to tell him to have a beer, after I've spent the last couple of pages discouraging his drinking habit, bang out of order.
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cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
JimW
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Only if we keep the pack light and get the beers in.At this rate we'll get to 100 pages by sundown
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
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Starry Wisdom
Wot no kunningly foraged chicken?
Give me a mo...
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
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With the secret recipe of roadside herbs and diesel particulatesIt's in the backpack, you idiot.
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
With the secret recipe of roadside herbs and diesel particulates
Of course.
It's party time, we'll be sorted as soon as we find Stan & his pan.
Or should I say, if we find him...
tim
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More of this Stan, and less dreary musing on the Atlantic.
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The Atlantic is ace.
Anyways...
That was tough. The hottest day I have worked. The adhesive on my tape just kept melting (that is the tape I use to stick my paper to the pavement). No fucking people anywhere. Not a jot of interest. Then someone came along with an icecream. The first icecream (it shouldn't be hyphenated) I have eaten for almost Two years. It still tastes like sugary shit vegetable oil to me, but the intent was appreciated.
Still no people. I am in the centre of town with Two huge fuck-off (that should be hyphenated) churches, but still no people. No money.
Sketch is finished, and I start to think about just hiking on. Then, someone gives me a Fiver Then, the icecream guy comes back and says he wants the sketch. Ole. Then I go to the bar and they won't accept my money - just give me beers as a gift because they like what I do.
Fuck knows how, but I now have €70 in my pocket. Spent about €18 on beers, plus free beers. I think I am going to find somewhere to camp here tonight and make an early morning start tomorrow.
You just have to hang on in there and eventually good things happen.
I may aim to reach Faro by tomorrow night. Possible couple of villages on the way which may tempt me now I am not desperate for cash mind.
Everything is good again, apart from the fact you lot are all cunts. The World will never be perfect.
Anyways...
That was tough. The hottest day I have worked. The adhesive on my tape just kept melting (that is the tape I use to stick my paper to the pavement). No fucking people anywhere. Not a jot of interest. Then someone came along with an icecream. The first icecream (it shouldn't be hyphenated) I have eaten for almost Two years. It still tastes like sugary shit vegetable oil to me, but the intent was appreciated.
Still no people. I am in the centre of town with Two huge fuck-off (that should be hyphenated) churches, but still no people. No money.
Sketch is finished, and I start to think about just hiking on. Then, someone gives me a Fiver
Then, the icecream guy comes back and says he wants the sketch. Ole. Then I go to the bar and they won't accept my money - just give me beers as a gift because they like what I do.Fuck knows how, but I now have €70 in my pocket. Spent about €18 on beers, plus free beers. I think I am going to find somewhere to camp here tonight and make an early morning start tomorrow.
You just have to hang on in there and eventually good things happen.
I may aim to reach Faro by tomorrow night. Possible couple of villages on the way which may tempt me now I am not desperate for cash mind.
Everything is good again, apart from the fact you lot are all cunts. The World will never be perfect.
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Starry Wisdom
You were doing well till you came over all detective-boy
You may be able to get a domino's in faro, chuck
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It's not what I'd eat myself but it struck me as right up your alleyI don't eat shit.
"Chuck"
Jesus wept. Have you no pride?
Google is fucking brilliant for spotting safe sleeping places in strange towns. I am taking the bench bottom right
No. I meant bottom left. I don't float too good when sleeping.
No. I meant bottom left. I don't float too good when sleeping.
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You're more audacious in your foraging I seeGoogle is fucking brilliant for spotting safe sleeping places in strange towns. I am taking the bench bottom right
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No. I meant bottom left. I don't float too good when sleeping.
Hold on. This looks nicer.
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