Living off the land 100%

[not-bono-ever]

I have a bundle of OZ magazines stashed somewhere - awful toss on the whole - there is a story/ interview in one about an aged hippy who finds that the 1970's is less accommodating to his middle class entitlement to do whatever he pleases, take whatever he wants and rut with every woman he comes across as a human right. Not exactly parallel with this narrative and "i'm still STANding " is likely far from that, but there are some aspects of interest for both OP and the contributors. I will dig it out if I can be arsed . Its fucking awful shite though. Awful.

 

[neonwilderness]

I should have covered it with sheets
if I'd known for just one second he'd be nicking all me beets

Go on go, walk to the shore
Forage some shit filled oysters, then go back for some more

 

[Pickman's model]

Go on go, walk to the shore
Forage some shit filled oysters, then go back for some more

he soils sea shells by the sea shore

 

[Siouxsie]

Its fucking awful shite though. Awful.

Like that bothers us load, we'll read anything

 

[Pickman's model]

Like that bothers us load, we'll read anything

urban at its finest

 

[Idris2002]

I have a bundle of OZ magazines stashed somewhere - awful toss on the whole - there is a story/ interview in one about an aged hippy who finds that the 1970's is less accommodating to his middle class entitlement to do whatever he pleases, take whatever he wants and rut with every woman he comes across as a human right. Not exactly parallel with this narrative and "i'm still STANding " is likely far from that, but there are some aspects of interest for both OP and the contributors. I will dig it out if I can be arsed . Its fucking awful shite though. Awful.

Weren't all the OZ issues put online ages ago?

 

[ElizabethofYork]

Go on go, walk to the shore
Forage some shit filled oysters, then go back for some more

Weren't you the one who tried forage off the land
Did you think it'd be easy?
Or were you living in dreamland?

 

[friedaweed]

You jealous fuckers

 

[cupid_stunt]

Fuckers, yes. Jealous, no.

 

[neonwilderness]

Weren't you the one who tried forage off the land
Did you think it'd be easy?
Or were you living in dreamland?

Oh no, not Stan, he will survive
Long as he knows how to forage, I know he'll stay alive

 

[bimble]

Oh no, not Stan, he will survive
Long as he knows how to forage, I know he'll stay alive

Cos he don't need no tubigrips no laund-e-rettes or sleeping bags
just McDonalds beer a bit of weed and a packet of fags

 

[Pickman's model]

Weren't all the OZ issues put online ages ago?

Who cares?

 

[equationgirl]

Love this thread

 

[equationgirl]

Stanley Edwards, for the record freeloading is taking other people's crops, unless you pay for them.

 

[Pickman's model]

Love this thread

 

[Idris2002]

Who cares?

I FUCKING CARE

 

[Pickman's model]

I FUCKING CARE

have a sympathy like

 

[T & P]

Cos he don't need no tubigrips no laund-e-rettes or sleeping bags
just McDonalds beer a bit of weed and a packet of fags

And he'll survive,
He will survive, hey, hey.

It was dumb luck for his right foot not just to fall apart.
Kept trying hard to apply more bandage sitting at the bar.

 

[spanglechick]

I really don't get the impression that Stanley is happy, never met a happy person so angry and boastful or such a heavy drinker anyway.

Well, I've never met a properly happy long-term alcoholic. But, supposing the drinking pre-dates the lifestyle change, I'd imagine it's more pleasant to be a serious drinker if you don't have any responsibilities or anyone giving you grief/advising you to stop.

 

[Saul Goodman]

I really don't get the impression that Stanley is happy, never met a happy person so angry and boastful or such a heavy drinker anyway.

Or so insistent that he is happier - and a better person - than those who interact with him on here.

It's almost as if it's himself he's trying to convince...

 

[phillm]

Seems even the Garniouad have caught up with Stan

You are not wanted. You are killing the thing you love. You are ruining everything. You are demanding and noisy and you drink too much. You think the locals are pleased to see you, but they are not. You are, in other words, a tourist.

I don’t mean to ruin your holiday, but Europe hates tourists – and with good reason | Suzanne Moore

 

[not-bono-ever]

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[not-bono-ever]

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[not-bono-ever]

sorry for diversion /

 

[cupid_stunt]

The whole thread has been a diversion...

...from living off the land 100%.

 

[tim]

FUCK OFF OUT OF MY THREAD YOU VILE, PATHETIC, SAD FUCK LITTLE LOSER.

I love it when you go all manly.

 

[existentialist]

I love it when you go all manly.

I was imagining something more like:

 

[Pickman's model]

I was imagining something more like:

Just don't leave any aa guns near stan

 

[rekil]

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And you look so mean
Cause your pants are too tight
You're the oldest swinger in town

 

[bimble]

I love it when you go all manly.

It's the much too small sunglasses and the stench of olive oil that does it for me.