Living off the land 100%

[cupid_stunt]

I thought 'will?' had been long settled - not least by the prutrescent cock episodes - it's merely about which disease now, surely?

Blackadder arrives in Portugal (2017):

BLACKADDER: Right, good morning team. My name is Edmund Blackadder
and I’m the new minister in charge of religious genocide.
Now, if you play straight with me you’ll find me a considerate
employer, but cross me and you’ll find that under this playful
boyish exterior beats the heart of a ruthless sadistic maniac.
Now my man you are ?

STAN: Eh, travelling artist Sir, my Lord.
BLACKADDER: Good, well done and your name is?
STAN: Ploppy Sir.
BLACKADDER: Ploppy?
STAN: Yes Sir.
BLACKADDER: Ploppy the travelling artist?
STAN: That’s right Sir. Ploppy son of Ploppy.
BLACKADDER: Ploppy, son of Ploppy the travelling artist?

STAN: Ah ach no Sir. I am the first Ploppy to rise to be a travelling artist.
My father, Daddy Ploppy was known as Ploppy the slopper.
It was from him that I inherited my fascinating skin diseases.

BLACKADDER: Yes you are to be congratulated, my friend, we live in an age
where illness and deformity are less common and yet Ploppy, you are
without a doubt the most repulsive individual that I have ever met.
I would shake your hand but I fear it would come off.

STAN: There’s not many bosses would be that considerate sir.

BLACKADDER: Just fuck off, and get a shower.

 

[Stanley Edwards]

I'm glad I read the post above after I went shopping. I've gone all new image change. Or, possibly reverted to an old image. I've chosen Ernest Hemingway, because it was the name a friend in Granada gave me Contemporary Hemingway. Oversized, quality cotton shirt in grey with black pin stripes worn open over an equally high quality black T. Panama style hat with Ray Ban's - all to match my greying, blonde beard. I think the greying adds to my intellectual status. Dark blue jeans in a proper working style. I keep my Adidas Court Stars for now. I am cool as fuck people. The kids tell me so

I can also be hard as fuck. Some of you need to very careful about what you say!

Happy Sunday morning. I am on a total day off from 100%. Going to get a sit down lunch on the terrace of a nice cafe, and then head to Pingo Ponce supermercado to buy lots of beers to take to the beautiful beach.

Shit life this



Back to my favourite bar with WiFi tonight after a spot of fishing. They like me lots there, and I like them lots.

My foot is recovering remarkably well. I think just another Three days of rest and I shall be moving again. Picked up a very nice job to do in Madrid in just Six weeks time, so I do now actually have a deadline, and need to move at a regular pace. From here slowly continue towards Tavira. Then, Seville to visit friends. Home to Granada for a short time. Madrid for a couple of weeks. Porto for a social gathering, and more work. Then I am thinking about looking at a realistic plan to over-winter in Nazare. Depends if I manage to save enough cash, but I suspect Porto is workable in winter also.

Didn't take me long to get back up there. Thin line between admirable self-belief and being an arrogant fucker

 

[Pickman's model]

I'm glad I read the post above after I went shopping. I've gone all new image change. Or, possibly reverted to an old image. I've chosen Ernest Hemingway, because it was the name a friend in Granada gave me Contemporary Hemingway. Oversized, quality cotton shirt in grey with black pin stripes worn open over an equally high quality black T. Panama style hat with Ray Ban's - all to match my greying, blonde beard. I think the greying adds to my intellectual status. Dark blue jeans in a proper working style. I keep my Adidas Court Stars for now. I am cool as fuck people. The kids tell me so

I can also be hard as fuck. Some of you need to very careful about what you say!

Happy Sunday morning. I am on a total day off from 100%. Going to get a sit down lunch on the terrace of a nice cafe, and then head to Pingo Ponce supermercado to buy lots of beers to take to the beautiful beach.

Shit life this

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Back to my favourite bar with WiFi tonight after a spot of fishing. They like me lots there, and I like them lots.

My foot is recovering remarkably well. I think just another Three days of rest and I shall be moving again. Picked up a very nice job to do in Madrid in just Six weeks time, so I do now actually have a deadline, and need to move at a regular pace. From here slowly continue towards Tavira. Then, Seville to visit friends. Home to Granada for a short time. Madrid for a couple of weeks. Porto for a social gathering, and more work. Then I am thinking about looking at a realistic plan to over-winter in Nazare. Depends if I manage to save enough cash, but I suspect Porto is workable in winter also.

Didn't take me long to get back up there. Thin line between admirable self-belief and being an arrogant fucker

Not sure Ernest Hemingway entirely a compliment

 

[equationgirl]

Here's an idea, why don't you get the train or bus to Madrid?

 

[butchersapron]

Stalinist lying power worshipping animal torturer. What a compliment.

 

[cupid_stunt]

I can also be hard as fuck. Some of you need to very careful about what you say!

 

[kebabking]

Here's an idea, why don't you get the train or bus to Madrid?

((Madrid)).

 

[Pickman's model]

((Madrid)).

Yeh but lucky auld portugal

 

[planetgeli]

Happy Sunday morning. I am on a total day off from 100%.

How will anyone tell the difference?

 

[bubblesmcgrath]

Thread title could be changed to ...

"Living on a wing and a prayer 100%"

Or

"It's life Stan, but not as we know it"

 

[Pickman's model]

Thread title could be changed to ...

"Living on a wing and a prayer 100%"

Or

"It's life Stan, but not as we know it"

Scrounging 100%

 

[Pickman's model]

Thread title could be changed to ...

"Living on a wing and a prayer 100%"

Or

"It's life Stan, but not as we know it"

Taking the piss 100%

 

[not-bono-ever]

Its all bollocks. tales of illness, penniless impoverishment morph into loads of beer, full english breakfasts ,a new wardrobe and beds for the night.

Living of the land - 100% lies all the fucking time

 

[The39thStep]

You know what? This real firsthand knowledge from my friend Robert the oyster guy in Ibiza. No Google, or anything - proper knowledge.

Oysters used to be considered commoners food because they grew mostly on the rocks where everyone emptied their waste in the days long before sewage systems existed. Shellfish thrive on waters 'polluted' with organic waste.

There you go.

Sod off you lot with your Google knowledge

Which of course doesnt explain the huge oyster fields around Boston that diminished due to sewage

 

[not-bono-ever]

Not sure where this idea comes from that Oysters live on effluvia. Then again, in a thread that is a contstruct of artifice 100%, we should expect baseless bollocks at every juncture

 

[Cid]

Not sure where this idea comes from that Oysters live on effluvia. Then again, in a thread that is a contstruct of artifice 100%, we should expect baseless bollocks at every juncture

Oysters didn't exist before major cities, you do realise that don't you?

 

[Pickman's model]

Which of course doesnt explain the huge oyster fields around Boston that diminished due to sewage

Stan's acquaintance tells me there are pearls the size of rats in the oysters which thrive in London's sewers. It's a fact

 

[The39thStep]

Stan's acquaintance tells me there are pearls the size of rats in the oysters which thrive in London's sewers. It's a fact

He's not by any chance beholden to the holy toke?

 

[The39thStep]

Here's an interesting article on the economic drivers for the forest fires in Portugal
Portugal Forest Fires Worsen, Fed by Poor Choices and Inaction

 

[Pickman's model]

He's not by any chance beholden to the holy toke?

I think that would be the least of his misdemeanours

 

[Pickman's model]

Here's an interesting article on the economic drivers for the forest fires in Portugal
Portugal Forest Fires Worsen, Fed by Poor Choices and Inaction

Stan: poor choices - check; inaction - check. Stan should shoulder his portion of blame for these fires.

 

[equationgirl]

Loving the not-so-veiled threats of violence Stanley Edwards very classy.

 

[friedaweed]

I'm glad I read the post above after I went shopping. I've gone all new image change. Or, possibly reverted to an old image. I've chosen Ernest Hemingway, because it was the name a friend in Granada gave me Contemporary Hemingway. Oversized, quality cotton shirt in grey with black pin stripes worn open over an equally high quality black T. Panama style hat with Ray Ban's - all to match my greying, blonde beard. I think the greying adds to my intellectual status. Dark blue jeans in a proper working style. I keep my Adidas Court Stars for now. I am cool as fuck people. The kids tell me so

I can also be hard as fuck. Some of you need to very careful about what you say!

Happy Sunday morning. I am on a total day off from 100%. Going to get a sit down lunch on the terrace of a nice cafe, and then head to Pingo Ponce supermercado to buy lots of beers to take to the beautiful beach.

Shit life this

View attachment 113395

Back to my favourite bar with WiFi tonight after a spot of fishing. They like me lots there, and I like them lots.

My foot is recovering remarkably well. I think just another Three days of rest and I shall be moving again. Picked up a very nice job to do in Madrid in just Six weeks time, so I do now actually have a deadline, and need to move at a regular pace. From here slowly continue towards Tavira. Then, Seville to visit friends. Home to Granada for a short time. Madrid for a couple of weeks. Porto for a social gathering, and more work. Then I am thinking about looking at a realistic plan to over-winter in Nazare. Depends if I manage to save enough cash, but I suspect Porto is workable in winter also.

Didn't take me long to get back up there. Thin line between admirable self-belief and being an arrogant fucker

Could you not find a pair of specs to fit yer heed man?

 

[Pickman's model]

Loving the not-so-veiled threats of violence Stanley Edwards very classy.

No real surprise, he's the character of caravaggio but sadly not the talent.

 

[not-bono-ever]

carra-vagrant-o

 

[Pickman's model]

carra-vagrant-o

a carrefours cowboy

 

[bimble]

Thin line between admirable self-belief and being an arrogant fucker

Yeah, one can probably.

 

[neonwilderness]

I am on a total day off from 100%

Of course

 

[Johnny Vodka]

Loving the not-so-veiled threats of violence Stanley Edwards very classy.

Like he's going to return to the UK to batter a few U75 members.. Although some of the banter is funny, I'm sure there's some nastier stuff said thanks to individual members hiding behind a screen. Doesn't quite tie that "tramp's buffet" was such a controversial term on here, yet posters can make (unwarranted) jokes about the hygiene of someone who doesn't have easy access to washing facilities.

 

[Pickman's model]

I am on a total day off from 100%.

yeh just on about 45% aguardente de medronhos no doubt