Living off the land 100%

[Pickman's model]

Some people are beatniks.

Stan is a nick beets.

 

[DotCommunist]

Slug on slug crime rate about to rise.

its all about the slug life

 

[fishfinger]

Dude, Where's My Khazi?

 

[Johnny Vodka]

Appetite returns with revenge.

Steamed mackerel with coriander and lime served on a bed of leek and potato stew with marjoram and oregano. Only the lime did not come directly from land/sea, and that came from the market for just 20 Cents.

Saw the woman from yesterday (gathering herbs) at the market. She was also selling wild snails. Why have I not thought about that before? Will go hunting when I start moving again. Really looking forwards to trying that. Need to Google a bit to be safe.

You'll need to purge those snails.

 

[kebabking]

You'll need to purge those snails.

Not the only thing that needs purging...

 

[Pickman's model]

Not the only thing that needs purging...

he could forage some senna leaves along the way

 

[Pickman's model]

You'll need to purge those snails.

the guardian goes into detail about this



Snails definitely aren't fast food

 

[friedaweed]

How the vest was stained.

 

[andysays]

the guardian goes into detail about this

"Why the Guardian is surprisingly useful and well written, actually" thread >>>>>

 

[Pickman's model]

 

[Pickman's model]

"Why the Guardian is surprisingly useful and well written, actually" thread >>>>>

a very brief thread

 

[friedaweed]

Stanley Mandela. The long walk with his buttcheeks clenched.

 

[friedaweed]

A River Runs Through It.

 

[friedaweed]

There's just been a shighting of Stan on the beach...

 

[friedaweed]

"Looks like the dog's onto the trail of the beetroot thief Sarge"

 

[planetgeli]

Appetite returns with revenge.

Steamed mackerel with coriander and lime served on a bed of leek and potato stew with marjoram and oregano. Only the lime did not come directly from land/sea, and that came from the market for just 20 Cents.

Saw the woman from yesterday (gathering herbs) at the market. She was also selling wild snails. Why have I not thought about that before? Will go hunting when I start moving again. Really looking forwards to trying that. Need to Google a bit to be safe.

You are being so obtuse you have to be taking the piss right?

Can't be bothered to check but I seem to remember early posts on this thread along the lines of "Stanley's adventure will go right until it goes spectacularly wrong and he ends up in a ditch (toilet) crying"

I can only admire the prescience of whoever wrote that.

 

[Pickman's model]

You are being so obtuse you have to be taking the piss right?

Can't be bothered to check but I seem to remember early posts on this thread along the lines of "Stanley's adventure will go right until it goes spectacularly wrong and he ends up in a ditch (toilet) crying"

I can only admire the prescience of whoever wrote that.

post 29:

He'll be found in a ditch, mark my words

 

[cupid_stunt]

FFS - can we do without the pictures of shitty pants?

Or, at least put in spoiler tags.

 

[friedaweed]

FFS - can we do without the pictures of shitty pants?

Or, at least put in spoiler tags.

Oops Sorry. Yes you're right.

How do I do a soiler alert?

 

[Idris2002]

nah, its one of this series of yore. Pocket sized guides

I had the space flight one.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Oops Sorry. Yes you're right.

How do I do a soiler alert?

The 'insert' icon > insert shite, to the right of the 'media' icon.

 

[Idris2002]

OK. Another concession to 100% living off the land. I have been to the chemist and bought some Ibuprofen.

But...

I am going to search the streets and the beaches for a second hand syringe, crush the Ibuprofen, dissolve it in sea water, and then inject it directly into the pain of my foot. I think that makes me about 80% honest.

--------we are all adults with adult minds and adult senses of humour aren't we?--------

Some times it is best to ask first. I would have preferred opium, but cash does not allow presently.


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To remind myself: I am going to make lists of all I like about Portugal, and the very few (but, critical) things I don't like.

Shit, I just saw this. You didn't fucking do this, did you Stan?

 

[equationgirl]

Shit, I just saw this. You didn't fucking do this, did you Stan?

No, it doesn't look like it. He's trying to forage snails now.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Shit, I just saw this. You didn't fucking do this, did you Stan?

Of course, he didn't.

Did you miss this line...
--------we are all adults with adult minds and adult senses of humour aren't we?--------

 

[Pickman's model]

 

[friedaweed]

I had the space flight one.

The Mrs has got 87 of them. Ace books.

 

[equationgirl]

No way does Stanley have the patience to find snails, keep snails for up to 2 weeks to purge them and finally cook them.

If he finds sufficient quantities of snails, he'll get bored after a day or so and eat them without purging them, suffering the after effects.

It's almost as bad an idea as foraging a syringe for crushed up ibuprofen injection.

 

[bubblesmcgrath]

Oops Sorry. Yes you're right.

How do I do a soiler alert?

Brilliant...

 

[Johnny Vodka]

Can you keep snails in your pockets or does it have to be a box?

 

[bubblesmcgrath]

Can you keep snails in your pockets or does it have to be a box?

I'd imagine a big old sock could do the trick nicely....