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Starry Wisdom
Yeh but Stan keeps an auld sock for one purpose only and it's not for snails
Living off the land 100%
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equationgirl
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You can put a lid on the box so they don't crawl away.
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Starry Wisdom
If only you could do that with Stan he probably wouldn't be in the state he is now
equationgirl
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But I want him to crawl away. I certainly don't want him nearby.
Perhaps they were winkles. Do we need to pirge winkles?
I'm still learning. I guess you lot have all been doing it for years
I'm still learning. I guess you lot have all been doing it for years
equationgirl
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How far from the coast are you? I think they're shellfish not land creatures.Perhaps they were winkles. Do we need to pirge winkles?
I'm still learning. I guess you lot have all been doing it for years
As will all shellfish, unless you know where the sewage outfalls are in relation to the shellfish beds, consume at own risk.
You know what? This real firsthand knowledge from my friend Robert the oyster guy in Ibiza. No Google, or anything - proper knowledge.
Oysters used to be considered commoners food because they grew mostly on the rocks where everyone emptied their waste in the days long before sewage systems existed. Shellfish thrive on waters 'polluted' with organic waste.
There you go.
Sod off you lot with your Google knowledge
bubblesmcgrath
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Perhaps they were winkles. Do we need to pirge winkles?
I'm still learning. I guess you lot have all been doing it for years
Periwinkles are washed then boiled and you then pick them out of the shells with a pin. Haven't eaten them in years.....they're ok...salty obviously and tasty but not much of a meal...
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
I hope you have an ehic card, chuckYou know what? This real firsthand knowledge from my friend Robert the oyster guy in Ibiza. No Google, or anything - proper knowledge.
Oysters used to be considered commoners food because they grew mostly on the rocks where everyone emptied their waste in the days long before sewage systems existed. Shellfish thrive on waters 'polluted' with organic waste.
There you go.
Sod off you lot with your Google knowledge
Can't say I have ever tried periwinkles. Probably have, but don't recall doing so. I would imagine with lots and something substantial to cook with them, they could be good. But, like you say, probably a lot of work for very little reward. Like the small crabs I cooked in Nazare - tasty, but hardly a meal.
You Googled that didn't you?
equationgirl
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If he's an oyster fisherman he obviously knows his stuff. You on the other hand...You know what? This real firsthand knowledge from my friend Robert the oyster guy in Ibiza. No Google, or anything - proper knowledge.
Oysters used to be considered commoners food because they grew mostly on the rocks where everyone emptied their waste in the days long before sewage systems existed. Shellfish thrive on waters 'polluted' with organic waste.
There you go.
Sod off you lot with your Google knowledge
Oysters were for commoners because they were cheap and plentiful you fucking muppet.
equationgirl
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Bet you did.
I love mackerel. They are scavengers. They just eat all the shit and dead stuff in the sea. Very tasty, healthy and full of proteins and essential oils and stuff.
I want to be eaten by them when I die
I want to be eaten by them when I die
equationgirl
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Do you have a bed for the night Stanley Edwards?
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Starry Wisdom
Why do you think they were cheap and plentiful?
Yes. It looks like I have a free bed, but have to wait for the bar to close. It is an invite. I am making good friends here already.
equationgirl
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Where are you getting these fishy facts from?I love mackerel. They are scavengers. They just eat all the shit and dead stuff in the sea. Very tasty, healthy and full of proteins and essential oils and stuff.
I want to be eaten by them when I die
equationgirl
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Because the oyster beds where they grew were not over fished.
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Foraged a bed, eh?
T & P
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I've no doubt that by the end of the night you will have not just a free bed but a beautiful young woman to keep you warm all night as well
Over fished? Are you saying that we ate so many they became a rare delicacy?
They were cheap and plentiful because they grew in the rocks we shat in.
Anyway...
Slight distraction as I have to wait for a bed (nobody needs to keep anybody warm tonight). As fascinating as the history is here - deep European history, I have just been told that I am in the home town of none other than Jose Mourinho. This interests me much more. I would love to meet someone who knew the great man as a child.
Other interesting stuff today: someone gave me a packet of digestive biscuits and a huge (3-4 gramme) lump of hash. This is allowed. I cannot refuse any gifts of food, or natural stuffs I didn't harvest myself.
I forgot it was Sunday tomorrow, so didn't buy paper and pens for work. Had a very good day today, so not really a problem. May well go search the incredibly beautiful beaches of the nature reserve for the day. Not really resting my foot, but this city is a little bit boring even though it seems to be full of very good people.
Slight distraction as I have to wait for a bed (nobody needs to keep anybody warm tonight). As fascinating as the history is here - deep European history, I have just been told that I am in the home town of none other than Jose Mourinho. This interests me much more. I would love to meet someone who knew the great man as a child.
Other interesting stuff today: someone gave me a packet of digestive biscuits and a huge (3-4 gramme) lump of hash. This is allowed. I cannot refuse any gifts of food, or natural stuffs I didn't harvest myself.
I forgot it was Sunday tomorrow, so didn't buy paper and pens for work. Had a very good day today, so not really a problem. May well go search the incredibly beautiful beaches of the nature reserve for the day. Not really resting my foot, but this city is a little bit boring even though it seems to be full of very good people.
Hold on! Fuck the bed. I am to the beaches in the nature reserve right now. Have hash. Have beers.
Perseids tonight
Oh yes
Perseids tonight
Oh yes
Johnny Vodka
The Abominable Scotsman
You're not actually still pretending you are doing this living off the land thing, surely? I thought we'd long since given up on that and moved onto a thrilling instalment of "Will Stanley succumb to disease?"
tim
EXPLODED TIM! (Help me!!!)
I've no doubt that by the end of the night you will have not just a free bed but a beautiful young woman to keep you warm all night as well
Ah well, a free patch of damp sand and a tearful walrus to keep him warm all night.
kebabking
Not a Girly Swot, but I like them....
I thought 'will?' had been long settled - not least by the prutrescent cock episodes - it's merely about which disease now, surely?
