Least favourite non-PM cabinet member January 2020

[MickiQ]

I can't choose, you read through that list of names and its a roll of dishonour for this country's political elite, how on earth can anyone select the worst?

 

[Deej1992]

Patel the bully for me.

They’re all lemons though.

 

[Favelado]

I don't think I've ever heard Gavlar talk before today. He sounds like an even more apologetic Alan Bennett.

Tuesday

Priti and I sat discussing capital punishment over a pot of tea in my study. I offered her a French fancy, which she declined, confirming my suspicions that there's nothing sweet about her

 

[Argonia]

Patel the bully for me.

They’re all lemons though.

Bit harsh on lemons. At least lemons have uses.

 

[Favelado]

Bit harsh on lemons. At least lemons have uses.

When life gives you lemons though...

Would be nice to throw them all in a giant blender.

 

[ska invita]

Who of these has killed the most people?
Theres a case to be made for Superspreader Sunak

 

[Chilli.s]

They're all dreadful, and the longer they carry on the more likely they are to be remembered as the cabinet of carnage, calamity and incompetence. Probably all get OBEs. Turds the lot of em

 

[Puddy_Tat]

as class war's song goes...

they're all a bunch of cunts
they're all a bunch of cunts
fuck off the lot of you
you're all a bunch of cunts

 

[William of Walworth]

Voted Patel, but there could easily have been others for me to vote for, on a different voting day

 

[maomao]

Gone for Williamson out of professional solidarity but they're all evil. For pure skincrawling hatred it might be Gove but probably only because he's been around longer and earned it.

 

[Dogsauce]

No Cleverley option? Or is he no longer a minister? Hateable for just how fucking pleased with himself he always seems.

 

[tim]

Micheal Green for that time 5 years ago when he tried to bully a constituent for exposing his duplicity.

Revealed: Grant Shapps's threat to sue constituent over Michael Green post | Grant Shapps | The Guardian

 

[SpackleFrog]

I put Hancock cos I feel like I've seen his face the most recently. Plus he looks like a nonce.

 

[Teaboy]

I voted for Patel. I have no doubt that some or many are much worse people but she is the one who radiates awfulness and wears it as a badge of honour. She's also the most openly racist aside from Johnson and that is some going.

 

[Steel Icarus]

No option for the Right Honourable Member for the 18th Century...

 

[Pickman's model]

No option for the Right Honourable Member for the 18th Century...

What did the eighteenth century do to deserve such a yahoo acting in its name?

 

[Lucy Fur]

Voted Liz Truss just to ensure she doesn't get left behind in the hated stakes. They are all wretched cunts obviously.

 

[BigMoaner]

Kier Starmer.

whose that? there's a Keith Starmer.

 

[BigMoaner]

I've deliberately missed out Johnson, to avoid pre-empting the result. I've also only included those that are reasonably well known, so as to, erm, level the playing field.

Hey Stavos, that's a heck of a load of absoloute shit cunts there! The biggest bell piece is definitely handoncock though because he's recklessness kills people rofl!

 

[stavros]

Wow, I'm surprised Patel got over half the vote, although we could do this poll FPTP-style, so some votes are worth more.

I myself went for Gove, partly due to longevity. Even Tory-voters hate him.

It'd be interesting to do a whole 2010-21 cabinet poll, although too many options in a single selection system would split the vote. Due to Jeremy Hunt's sterling efforts I feel Andrew Lansley gets forgotten about sometimes. Plus Chris Grayling's abilities at multiple departments ought to be recognised.

 

[Orang Utan]

Shapps now. Petty I know, but I hate him so much, just for his blatant bookshelf curating to curry favour with his new US counterpart:

Bookcase diplomacy: Grant Shapps' shelves flatter new US counterpart

UK transport secretary seen with copy of Pete Buttigieg memoir placed behind his head

www.theguardian.com

what sealed the deal was him doing similar previously, including showing a book called How to be Nice to People, which doesn't indicate to people what he thinks it does. It just shows him up to be a psychopath

 

[stavros]

Can one of the mods correct the thread title to this year, please? It'll make me look less of a twat.