Least favourite non-PM cabinet member January 2020

[stavros]

I've deliberately missed out Johnson, to avoid pre-empting the result. I've also only included those that are reasonably well known, so as to, erm, level the playing field.

 

[Favelado]

Voted for Patel, but might switch to Gove depending on mood.

 

[Buddy Bradley]

Robert Generic Tory.

 

[stavros]

I included Alok Sharma, but it is difficult to have a strong opinion about someone that dull.

 

[Pickman's model]

I can't decide so my least favourite would be the minister who took longest to drown if you put them all manacled in a barge and scuttled it off beachy head

 

[cupid_stunt]

Surely it has to be Hancock, being Secretary of State for Health.

 

[chilango]

Kier Starmer.

 

[Roadkill]

It would have to be one of Patel, Raab or Gove, but I opted for the latter. Unlike the other two he does have two brain cells to rub together, which makes him potentially more dangerous.

Most of the others are complete non-entities.

 

[salem]

Patel, mainly because of that smirk.

 

[gosub]

 

[killer b]

I've gone for Raab, but you couldn't fit a rizla between the top 4

 

[Pickman's model]

I've gone for Raab, but you couldn't fit a rizla between the top 4

It's not a rizla you'd want to fit between them but a grenade or similar

 

[SpookyFrank]

It's 2021 dude.

 

[AmateurAgitator]

I voted for Patel, Gove is a be a close second and Raab is third.

 

[SpookyFrank]

I've gone for Raab, but you couldn't fit a rizla between the top 4

Couldn't even pick a top four. It'd be down to who has the most power/influence as trying to pick the worst human being out of that lot is impossible. That said, I voted Williamson for the appalling clown show he's presided over in the past few weeks.

 

[Struwwelpeter]

This is tricky - If lack of competence, lack of intelligence, criminality, lack of humanity is taken into account, most are in the running.

But the verb in the question is "like", the test for which I interpret as how many seconds could I sit with one of them in a pub before I committed an imprisonable offence against the person.

On that basis, it's Gove for his smug sense of superiority.

 

[littlebabyjesus]

It is invidious to make us choose.

 

[Serge Forward]

Surely all of the above, in this case?

 

[Smangus]

Oh Ghod, where to start!

 

[Smokeandsteam]

A veritable smorgasbord of cunts....

 

[agricola]

Williamson once posed for pictures with a whip on his desk, so I voted for him.

 

[Argonia]

Patel landslide

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

I have plenty enough hate for all of ‘em.

 

[SpookyFrank]

Perhaps some awards for achievements in specific fields; for example Jenrick for most blatant corruption, Raab for services to being thick as pig shit, Patel for sheer blood-curdling nastiness etc.

 

[Steel Icarus]

Most of them are "merely" thick, incompetent or pathetic, but Patel is also cruel.

 

[Steel Icarus]

I don't think I've ever heard Gavlar talk before today. He sounds like an even more apologetic Alan Bennett.

 

[Dr. Furface]

Most of them are "merely" thick, incompetent or pathetic, but Patel is also cruel.

This. You get the feeling she actually gets off on deporting people and otherwise making life as miserable as possible for thousands of people on a daily basis - including her own civil servants.

 

[Orang Utan]

I can’t remember that far back, but they all need to be ploughed into the earth

 

[Pickman's model]

I can’t remember that far back, but they all need to be ploughed into the earth

Do you want to create a barren waste?

 

[Kevbad the Bad]

OK. I give up. What's the answer?