Laurence Fox. The twat.

[danny la rouge]

Isn't he always complaining that Billie's got custody and doesn't let him see the kids enough? I would've thought she'd be entitled to any renumeration due, if it wasn't for the fact that the current home education is basically online learning conducted by the kids' existing teachers.

He doesn’t understand “work”, does he? He thinks waiting to go on camera is toil.

 

[Poot]

He's got a point. I had to mug a dinner lady for some sort of recompense for all the beans on toast I'm doing. Fair's fair.

 

[Orang Utan]

Isn't he always complaining that Billie's got custody and doesn't let him see the kids enough? I would've thought she'd be entitled to any renumeration due, if it wasn't for the fact that the current home education is basically online learning conducted by the kids' existing teachers.

 

[DotCommunist]

Someone said he looks like you ordered Paul Bettany off of Wish and now I can't unsee that resemblance

 

[Sue]

He's got a point. I had to mug a dinner lady for some sort of recompense for all the beans on toast I'm doing. Fair's fair.

Quite. All those teachers, at home, chilling out, drinking tea and watching daytime telly. And getting paid. They don't know they're born.

 

[Lord Camomile]

What does this eejit want now...

Same thing he always wants, Pinky: attention.

 

[danny la rouge]

Same thing he always wants, Pinky: attention.

I’m sure he gives himself plenty of pinky attention.

 

[Lord Camomile]

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[stdP]

LAURENCE Fox has been rejected for the role of Laurence Fox in an upcoming Sky drama about the coronavirus.

With Sir Kenneth Branagh starring as Boris Johnson, Fox had hoped the drama might re-establish his acting career, but the makers felt his auditions “lacked nuance” and that he was “a Covid-denying bellend”.

Laurence Fox fails audition to play himself in pandemic drama

LAURENCE Fox has been rejected for the role of Laurence Fox in an upcoming Sky drama about the coronavirus.

www.thedailymash.co.uk

 

[SpookyFrank]

What does this eejit want now...

Alarming the amount of vitriol aimed at teachers in the comments. More so when you think many of these people will be parents, quite probably filling their kids heads with thos toxic drivel only to put them back into the care of those horrid teachers first chance they get. Luckily most communication we get from parents in the real world is in a shared spirit of wanting to do the best with a shit situation.

 

[SpineyNorman]

Send OFSTED round his house first.

They should do an enhanced CRB check first. He has the look of the kind of bloke who'd rather nuke his PC from orbit than take it to PC world for a repair.

 

[gosub]

They should do an enhanced CRB check first. He has the look of the kind of bloke who'd rather nuke his PC from orbit than take it to PC world for a repair.

Nuking a PC from orbit is probably about as effective as giving it to PC world to repair

 

[DaveCinzano]

Did Gadd ever get his noisy disk drive fixed?

 

[krtek a houby]

One good thing, cunt will never get an acting gig again.

 

[likesfish]

Nuking a PC from orbit is probably about as effective as giving it to PC world to repair

Tbf they do catch a surprising number of nonces. Considering its pc world that they can read a hard drives is surprisingly.

 

[josef1878 2.0]

Tbf they do catch a surprising number of nonces. Considering its pc world that they can read a hard drives is surprisingly.

 

[gosub]

Nuking a PC from orbit is probably about as effective as giving it to PC world to repair

 

[AnnO'Neemus]

Laurence Fox fails audition to play himself in pandemic drama

LAURENCE Fox has been rejected for the role of Laurence Fox in an upcoming Sky drama about the coronavirus.

www.thedailymash.co.uk

That's not too far off.

Laurence Fox failed an audition to play his father's son. Another actor got the role.

"‘I was once up against [Laurence Fox] for a US TV role – to play the son of James Fox’s character. As in, Laurence’s actual dad.

‘I got it"

This actor’s brilliant takedown of Laurence Fox might be the best yet

As you may well have seen by now, Laurence Fox has been boasting on Twitter about how he had a large lunch party despite coronavirus restrictions designed to help save lives. There was no shortage of savage owns – 14 of which you can read here – but this might be the best takedown yet. […]

www.thepoke.co.uk

 

[tim]

He's got a problem with the casting of the latest Tudor drama. They chose an actor who hasn't got six fingers on each hand, or some similar problem

 

[Orang Utan]

He's got a problem with the casting of the latest Tudor drama. They chose an actor who hasn't got six fingers on each hand, or some similar problem

He’ll never play the Dane either

 

[agricola]

He’ll never play the Dane either

Ironically he did once play a pro-Nazi spoilt toff bellend, who murdered someone because they'd be able to prove what a traitor he was, though. He was almost born to that role.

 

[imposs1904]

Someone said he looks like you ordered Paul Bettany off of Wish and now I can't unsee that resemblance

That's two Wish jokes I've seen today where I've gone: 'Shit, I'm so out of the loop nowadays.'

 

[tim]

He’ll never play the Dane either

Perhaps, not but he was born to play a

Let's hope that someone commissions a drama about root vegetable detectives soon: "Inspector Manglwurzle", perhaps, with Laurence as the slightly wooden sidekick.

 

[Treacle Toes]

Awwwwwwwwww how sweet!

 

[LeytonCatLady]

Oh for God's sake...



London-based Urbs, let's please make sure we all use our vote in the Mayoral Elections to stop this tosspot getting in.

 

[Badgers]

Wanker

 

[Pickman's model]

Oh for God's sake...



London-based Urbs, let's please make sure we all use our vote in the Mayoral Elections to stop this tosspot getting in.

I'm astonished he's found enough people to support his nomination

 

[Treacle Toes]

Oh for God's sake...



London-based Urbs, let's please make sure we all use our vote in the Mayoral Elections to stop this tosspot getting in.

IT. WILL. NOT. HAPPEN.

 

[keybored]

I hope not but I remember that one time a reality TV star became POTUS and he was a complete imbecile too.

 

[maomao]

Oh for God's sake...



London-based Urbs, let's please make sure we all use our vote in the Mayoral Elections to stop this tosspot getting in.

SCP will poll more than that wasteman.

There seem to be more candidates than normal this year. I suppose it guarantees a few seconds on the news but it must cost a few bob to run even the most modest campaign.

Drillminister will be getting my vote anyway.