King Charles III's time is up

[cupid_stunt]

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...this is the best way to keep up to date, what with the lack of coverage anywhere else.

 

[bellaozzydog]

I think people here are getting too hung up on the ‘rules of succession’ in an almost FOTL manner. After all the establishment just makes them up to suit the political circumstances of the day. Look at George the 1st. He was like 52 or 53 in line to the monarchy . Or William and Mary (TBF having a navy blockading key ports and a foreign army on British soil probably helped a bit with that one…)

This

I’d like to see all the contenders put in a large shipping container with a basket of claw hammers and the door padlocked

Winner takes all last man/woman standing

 

[belboid]

Familiar territory for Andrew then.

Four hours six minutes. I'm disappointed in you, Urban.

 

[PR1Berske]

I've taken this from the latest Private Eye, deliberately fading to the bottom because there's a lot there.

 

[Ranbay]

Meghan Markle gave my king CANCER

 

[gosub]

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Watched a mountain biking youtube in which a bunch of non royalists bumped into him alone. Can only assume he is actually quite personable from what went down. And cancer is never nice...wish him well.


The media though , they can do one!I I have no need or desire to be regularly updated about this....isn't there a war or something you could tell us about...fuck off and find some news

 

[Pickman's model]

Meghan Markle gave my king CANCER

I would love mm forever if she'd done that

 

[T & P]

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So much for patient confidentiality

 

[Pickman's model]

So much for patient confidentiality

It's at times like these we can only wish for such a thing

 

[Pickman's model]

Back in the charles was able to suffer in silence How Charles fell into ‘deepest depression of his life’ before Camilla

 

[Wilf]

Not another fucking funeral and coronation.

Bladder is the most likely cancer to be identified in the course of prostate investigations , I think.

couldn't they have done a dual coronation when they did Charles, so William would have been King Ready for when his time came? Would have saved the odd billion.

 

[Santino]

couldn't they have done a dual coronation when they did Charles, so William would have been King Ready for when his time came? Would have saved the odd billion.

They tried something like that in 1170, but the young Henry then went and died before his dad. So maybe it's bad luck.

 

[moochedit]

couldn't they have done a dual coronation when they did Charles, so William would have been King Ready for when his time came? Would have saved the odd billion.

Pre-crowned?

 

[Ranbay]

Cheated on and killed in france...
Survived

just don't have the same ring to it does it?

 

[Wilf]

I can't stand the Royals but I can't quite celebrate Charlie boy getting that diagnosis.

Yeah, I'm the same to be honest. The man's a fucking idiot and comes from a preposterous institution that represents all that is bad in Britain. Ditto the BBC's fawning. It's just that celebrating this treads on the toes of all those other people with cancer. Similarly, Thatcher was a monster who fucked this country 'royally', but I couldn't take pleasure in her dementia given the number of other people whose lives have been wrecked by it.

There's still plenty of other reasons to hate Thatcher and Fingers. *

* I'm still laughing at his Walls-Digits. Leave me some pleasure in life.

 

[Wilf]

The 70-year apprenticeship period definitely seems excessive if he won't be spending long in the role

Ah, but he's had some great moments. Shouting 'bloody pen' was one of them.

 

[Magnus McGinty]

Getting cancer isn’t funny. What’s funny is waiting 75 years for your sniff of the throne then getting cancer.

 

[Wilf]

By the by, this tweet is still up, the Independent is showing a live stream of Buckingham Palace for some reason


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Ah well, y'know, buildings will be buildings.

 

[Plumdaff]

Having cancer is fucking shit, but having recently watched a family member go through it, I'd rather reserve my empathy for the people who have had to face it while terrified about how they're going to eat and keep a roof above their heads, about the people rationing their heating and forced into food banks while recovering from chemo, about people having their benefits sanctioned by a system unwilling to support them at their lowest ebb, rather than waste any of it on someone who has resolutely maintained and benefited from that very system his entire life.

If he were at my work / fallen over in the street etc and needed help I would go out of my way to do so because I am a health professional/reasonable human being, but I'm not going to give a shit about him from afar.

 

[Wilf]

Never thought I'd see the debate about who would be next monarch so hotly debated, complete with succession facts and everything, on Urban tbh.

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Yeah, for some reason I've got the Idles lyric running round in my head: 'I dream about burying you in a forest'.

 

[bcuster]

This is important:

Here’s What Queen Camilla’s Title Will Be If She Outlives King Charles

What would Queen Camilla be called if she outlived her husband, King Charles? We've got your answer.

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[Wilf]

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Scan here to see who might look at a red box if Charlie decides he doesn't fancy it.

 

[Wilf]

They tried something like that in 1170, but the young Henry then went and died before his dad. So maybe it's bad luck.

BOGOF Coronations.

 

[Artaxerxes]

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"We go now live to the drone up Charlies arse"

 

[Wilf]

Having cancer is fucking shit, but having recently watched a family member go through it, I'd rather reserve my empathy for the people who have had to face it while terrified about how they're going to eat and keep a roof above their heads, about the people rationing their heating and forced into food banks while recovering from chemo, about people having their benefits sanctioned by a system unwilling to support them at their lowest ebb, rather than waste any of it on someone who has resolutely maintained and benefited from that very system his entire life.

If he were at my work / fallen over in the street etc and needed help I would go out of my way to do so because I am a health professional/reasonable human being, but I'm not going to give a shit about him from afar.

Yep, despite my wishy washy post 1485 - hmm, didn't we get a change of king in that year - exactly that.

 

[starfish]

Its my parents 60th anniversary in August & apparently you can get a card from the King/Queen, which my Dad has expressed interest in, but you can only apply for it 5 weeks before. This could throw a spanner in the works.

 

[Pickman's model]

Its my parents 60th anniversary in August & apparently you can get a card from the King/Queen, which my Dad has expressed interest in, but you can only apply for it 5 weeks before. This could throw a spanner in the works.

yes we might be between kings

 

[starfish]

yes we might be between kings

Not sure how he'd feel getting one from King Billy though.

 

[not a trot]

Meghan Markle gave my king CANCER

And don't forget all the stress she caused Brenda, causing her to go long before her time.

 

[bcuster]

What would happen if King Charles III abdicated?

What happens if Charles abdicates? Here's what to know about abdication and the consequences for the line of succession.

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