King Charles III's time is up

[Boris Sprinkler]

Edit. Guess he’ll be working from home then.

 

[Sasaferrato]

Pleased to hear about your Mary's experience, but your specific does not reflect the general, deteriorating trends:

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Yes, I am aware that not all health boards are the same, but from that graph it does look as if things are improving a bit. Still well above 50% though.

 

[Sasaferrato]

lack of detail on what form of cancer and what stage maybe suggests he's fucked?

I would guess cancer of the bladder, which can be a real bastard. Not that any of them are good.

 

[Yossarian]

I wonder if any doctors are going to come out and say that this elderly cancer patient should retire to focus on his health instead of serving as head of state until he's dead

 

[Sasaferrato]

I'm putting this thread on ignore. Anyone with anything to say to me, PM.

 

[brogdale]

Yes, I am aware that not all health boards are the same, but from that graph it does look as if things are improving a bit. Still well above 50% though.

What?

 

[WouldBe]

lack of detail on what form of cancer and what stage maybe suggests hes fucked?

They said on BBC news it had been caught early.

 

[iveivan]

No person with a shred of decency would.

Exactly. There’s no need for a Monarchy but I wish no ill of the King.

 

[T & P]

It could be terminal or it could be manageable long term. If the latter, public disclosure was not necessary but it would certainly pre-empt anyone leaking the story to the tabloids for £££. Which would have almost be a certainty. If I were in his position I would have done the same just to deprive the gutter press a major scoop on me.

 

[Serge Forward]

Turned on 6 o'clock news to find King Chuckie has the Big C and BBC news didn't shut the fuck up about it, immediately cancelling all other news. Witchell the royal fluffer was banging on about the cunt for ages.

Where the royal parasites are concerned, BBC news is increasingly like watching the Kim Jong Un show in North Korea. Okay, I wouldn't wish a cancer diagnosis on anyone, but for fuck sake, he's not even dead yet and it looks like they've caught it early doors so he'll be in better hands than the rest of us lowly peons.

When it comes to forelock tugging and cap doffing, the UK media is second to none. What a bunch of shitcunts.

 

[T & P]

If something were to happen to William, would the sweatless nonce become king until William’s first born was of age? Imagine that…

 

[Orang Utan]

Why pointlessly speculate?

 

[Lord Camomile]

Witchell the royal fluffer

Awful man.

 

[neonwilderness]

If something were to happen to William, would the sweatless nonce become king until William’s first born was of age? Imagine that…

They could move royal HQ to Pizza Express Woking and sell off Buckingham Palace to raise a few quid for the state

 

[scifisam]

Why pointlessly speculate?

Are you new to Urban? Or the internet in general? Or life?

 

[Bingoman]

If something were to happen to William, would the sweatless nonce become king until William’s first born was of age? Imagine that…

I think It would be Kate or Edward?

 

[ElizabethofYork]

I think It would be Kate or Edward?

Probably be Harry, wouldn't it? That would be quite amusing.

 

[scifisam]

If something were to happen to William, would the sweatless nonce become king until William’s first born was of age? Imagine that…

I think officially it would be Harry, as the next in line to the throne who's over 18. Imagine how much certain tabloids would hate that.

 

[Orang Utan]

Are you new to Urban? Or the internet in general? Or life?

No, but that doesn’t mean I don’t find it utterly baffling that people are speculating about what kind of cancer someone has.

 

[belboid]

I think officially it would be Harry, as the next in line to the throne who's over 18. Imagine how much certain tabloids would hate that.

But, no. You're forgetting the Regency Act of 1937. It would be Andrew.

In the event that the sovereign is under 18, or is incapacitated, the first person in the line of succession who is over the age of 21 (or 18 in the case of the heir apparent) and is domiciled in the United Kingdom becomes regent, and exercises the powers of the sovereign.

 

[Silas Loom]

Probably sensible for William not to go on a jaunt to the Bloody Tower with Andrew, then.

 

[T & P]

Probably be Harry, wouldn't it? That would be quite amusing.

Well he’s the spare one apparently, so you’re probably right. I’d fucking love that if only to see some people’s heads explode at the sight of Queen Meghan

 

[Monte]

If something were to happen to William, would the sweatless nonce become king until William’s first born was of age? Imagine that…

No.
Harry is in front of Randy in the queue for public affection.
Queen Meghan would piss off the Daily Mail.

 

[brogdale]

But, no. You're forgetting the Regency Act of 1937. It would be Andrew.

In the event that the sovereign is under 18, or is incapacitated, the first person in the line of succession who is over the age of 21 (or 18 in the case of the heir apparent) and is domiciled in the United Kingdom becomes regent, and exercises the powers of the sovereign.

Be a right shit-show if William pegged out, then?

 

[Silas Loom]

Well he’s the spare one apparently, so you’re probably right. I’d fucking love that if only to see some people’s heads explode at the sight of Queen Meghan

The consort of a regent wouldn’t be a queen.

 

[brogdale]

Queen of our hearts, though

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Has Andrew or is he still busy raping children?

 

[Calamity1971]

Since hearing the news, I can't get Alanis morisettes ' Ironic' out of my head.

 

[keybored]

We can rest assured he'll receive the very best care our money can buy, gawd bless him.

 

[newme]

The consort of a regent wouldn’t be a queen.

If he then died would she be queen?