King Charles III's time is up

[Mr.Bishie]

Cancer in those fat gouty sosig fingers I’d wager.

 

[Elpenor]

will log on tomorrow at work and find out if we have an operation Menai Bridge cost centre created yet

 

[moochedit]

Abdication soon? (If not death)

 

[Sasaferrato]

Best laugh I've had in ages, thanks Brian.

Yep, I'll piss myself when your diagnosis comes in.

 

[danny la rouge]

I think there are three reasons why it's been announced

Well, the crown needs to go back for resizing. Two other things? A ring?

 

[Pickman's model]

will log on tomorrow at work and find out if we have an operation Menai Bridge cost centre created yet

Should really be op bont dolgadfan, menai bridge gives him a status he doesn't deserve

 

[SpookyFrank]

Well, the crown needs to go back for resizing. Two other things? A ring?

I hear William's had his ring resized already.

 

[souljacker]

Abdication soon? (If not death)

Death please. We won't get a day off if he just abdicates.

 

[Elpenor]

I hear William's had his ring resized already.

Yes that was before he heard the news though

 

[Pickman's model]

Cancer in those fat gouty sosig fingers I’d wager.

Those fingers could hide a multitude of fatal conditions

 

[SpookyFrank]

Yes that was before he heard the news though

 

[Nine Bob Note]

I hear William's had his ring resized already.

I’m sure that was a legitimate medical exam by a licensed professional - prostate problems run in the family after all…

 

[Pickman's model]

I’m sure that was a legitimate medical exam by a licensed professional - prostate problems run in the family after all…

He's been taken down a peg or two

 

[PR1Berske]

When both him and Kate were in hospital the Daily Mail ran two achingly overwrought pieces about the authors genuinely feeling like their own families were hurting and the fragility of the Crown as an existential crisis to be considered marginally more serious than the threat of Iran bombing Carnaby Street.

 

[T & P]

It’ll be interesting to see if all the celebrities who joined THE QUEUE for over ten hours to walk past Brenda’s coffin will bother to do the same for Charles. Mind you, I suspect the wait times will be somewhat shorter…

 

[Silas Loom]

I’m sure that was a legitimate medical exam by a licensed professional - prostate problems run in the family after all…

This is a family with firm beliefs in homeopathy and crystal healing, so they may well see Rose Hanbury’s pegging therapy as a valid clinical intervention.

 

[tonysingh]

I can't stand the Royals but I can't quite celebrate Charlie boy getting that diagnosis.

 

[agricola]

When both him and Kate were in hospital the Daily Mail ran two achingly overwrought pieces about the authors genuinely feeling like their own families were hurting and the fragility of the Crown as an existential crisis to be considered marginally more serious than the threat of Iran bombing Carnaby Street.

They've excelled that standard in the article reporting today's news:

The diagnosis is also likely to be professionally devastating for Charles, who was the longest-serving heir to the throne in British history before he became King on the death of his mother, Queen Elizabeth, on September 8 2022.

 

[SpookyFrank]

Yep, I'll piss myself when your diagnosis comes in.

And if I had hoarded wealth enough to build and staff a dozen world-class hospitals, but chose not to lift a single kiełbasa-proportioned finger to help any living soul, that would be entirely fair.

 

[Pickman's model]

I can't stand the Royals but I can't quite celebrate Charlie boy getting that diagnosis.

You're quite right, proper celebrations should be postponed till the auld parasite has carked it

 

[Pickman's model]

Yep, I'll piss myself when your diagnosis comes in.

There's no need to take that curmudgeonly attitude

 

[PR1Berske]

Prince Harry is flying over, that'd be greeted with balance and level headedness, I'm certain

 

[Pickman's model]

Prince Harry is flying over, that'd be greeted with balance and level headedness, I'm certain

Depends where and indeed how his plane touches down

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[WouldBe]

Well, the crown needs to go back for resizing. Two other things? A ring?

They've recently checked that.

 

[Artaxerxes]

They've excelled that standard in the article reporting today's news:

“Professionally devastating”

What is his next employer going to be upset by time off?

 

[Yossarian]

“Professionally devastating”

What is his next employer going to be upset by time off?

The 70-year apprenticeship period definitely seems excessive if he won't be spending long in the role

 

[bemused]

Good luck to him. I've been under cancer treatment for four years and wish him well.

 

[PTK]

Prince Harry is flying over, that'd be greeted with balance and level headedness, I'm certain

Prince Harry is flying over what?

 

[Limejuice]

Good luck to him. I've been under cancer treatment for four years and wish him well.

I lost both parents to cancer, and my wife has survived it. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.