I had a thing through the door, sort of parish council newsletter.
A picture of the town crier, who can be hired for weddings, business lunches whatever you like. Dressed up in some silly costume, ringing a bell.
The mayor, some old white bloke, with a massive metal chain round his neck, opening or attending whatever it is.
The same sort of utter bollocks traditions as the royal family, but on a micro level to let the peasants play at being in a royal court for a few hours a month.
All this shit, literally a thousand years old, what the hell is it for. It doesn’t say anything to me - and I genuinely like history - the history of everyday people not the ruling class. Not the history of dressing up in silly costumes and pretending to be a noble.
All this official ceremonial stuff - from town criers to coronations just perpetuates the system we have now and makes me feel like I’m living in a historical theme park.
Bow for the king - fuck off, if anything he should bow to us given we fund his extravagant lifestyle.