King Charles III's time is up

[danny la rouge]

Is that not Tim (nice but dim?) Lawrence, Anne's OH?

#fingerontheroyalpulse

Well done. This is new to me.

Timothy Laurence - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

 

[souljacker]

We can work out the details later. (I'm a bit on the fence about this tbh but guess beheading by some method if we want to be all traditional about it )

Guillotine is tradition but, we can't be seen to be following the French. I suggest a giant double sided game of thrones style axe, wielded by some big wrestler type wearing armour.

 

[Pickman's model]

Is that not Tim (nice but dim?) Lawrence, Anne's OH?

#fingerontheroyalpulse

If you have your finger on the royal pulse could you not get your hands round the royal throat?

 

[Sue]

Guillotine is tradition but, we can't be seen to be following the French. I suggest a giant double sided game of thrones style axe, wielded by some big wrestler type wearing armour.

IIRC, Anne Boleyn got the sword cos she was French so guess that's out too. (Think the axe was meant to be less of a...clean cut as well so to speak.)

 

[Sue]

If you have your finger on the royal pulse could you not get your hands round the royal throat?

I have small hands.

 

[Pickman's model]

I have small hands.

Use a garotte

 

[maomao]

Seen in Romford:

 

[extra dry]

If this doesn't set your hair on fire, they took lots of dosh from that awful pressman Murdock



under three minutes for all those in hurry

 

[not-bono-ever]

 

[steveo87]

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Normal Island ...

 

[krtek a houby]

Should just be a chorus of swearing

 

[not-bono-ever]

I’m living on summerisle it would seem. Looking forward to the ending tho

 

[JimW]

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A chorus of a million voices would represent a rather flimsy mandate, this institution is barely democratic at all!

 

[teqniq]

He can fuck the fuck off if he thinks I am having any part of that.

 

[Cerv]

The Archbishop of Canterbury will then proclaim "God save the King", with all asked to respond: "God save King Charles. Long live King Charles. May the King live forever."

seems unlikely. I give him ten years give or take.

 

[SpookyFrank]

but sadly no stats about the proportion favouring hanging as opposed to the guillotine or shooting

I've always been a fan of the Mussolini option.

 

[Pickman's model]

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I see the household cavalry has been subject to major cuts

 

[teqniq]

 

[SpookyFrank]

'May the king live forever' is some proper Game of Thrones/North Korea level crazy shit. Don't we want Prince Peggy to have a go? Or the little fella with the Hitler hairdo?

 

[danny la rouge]

'May the king live forever' is some proper Game of Thrones/North Korea level crazy shit. Don't we want Prince Peggy to have a go? Or the little fella with the Hitler hairdo?

Ah, you see, it’s a royalist koan. (The sound of one king fapping, if you will). For whoever is king will be alive, you see.

 

[Orang Utan]

Who’s the one with blue hair? The Queen Mum is brown bread so it can’t be her

 

[teqniq]

 

[weepiper]

 

[Pickman's model]

'May the king live forever' is some proper Game of Thrones/North Korea level crazy shit. Don't we want Prince Peggy to have a go? Or the little fella with the Hitler hairdo?

Wall the fucker up as per the cask of amontillado and let him live for all eternity immured where no one will hear him

 

[RedRedRose]

Australia’s state broadcaster accused of ‘vitriolic attacks’ on the King

Australian monarchists have demanded that the state broadcaster apologise for its coverage of the coronation, during which its Aboriginal host suggested that B

www.thetimes.co.uk

https://archive.md/lTx2J

An indigenous Australian has had the audacity to criticise the monarchy, and the monarchists don't like it

 

[T & P]

https://archive.md/lTx2J

An indigenous Australian has had the audacity to criticise the monarchy, and the monarchists don't like it

Bloody snowflakes.

 

[equationgirl]

That's Tim Lawrence, Anne's husband.

Guillotine is tradition but, we can't be seen to be following the French. I suggest a giant double sided game of thrones style axe, wielded by some big wrestler type wearing armour.

Isn't that how we used to do it in ye olden days with a two headed axe? Or at least a big axe wielded by an incredibly large man wearing a leather hood so nobody knew who he was?

Then of course times changed eventually to the official executioner who would pull the lever on the trapdoor in whatever prison he was visiting that day. So we have options.

There's also the traditional methods like being hung drawn and quartered, and of course ye Scottish guilletibe called the Maiden, which is now in the care of the national museum of Scotland.

Yes, I have learnt too much about crime and punishment over the years.

 

[gosub]

I keep seeing the #notmyking thing being mentioned - must admit (even as a Republican) this doesn't make sense - it's along the lines of #notmypresident which suggests you want a different president - or #notmypm which suggests similar. So not my king (to me) suggests they want a different King - and it's Republicans saying this .

A last minute switch to the eldest child Anne would have shaken things up a bit. Not sure who would have had the bigger heartattack Mike Tindall or Megan Merkel

 

[Puddy_Tat]

A last minute switch to the eldest child Anne would have shaken things up a bit. Not sure who would have had the bigger heartattack Mike Tindall or Megan Merkel

but anne is younger than old sausage fingers (she was born 1950, he 1948 and yes i did have to go and look it up), so the recent change of law wouldn't have made any difference even if it had been retrospective

 

[gosub]

but anne is younger than old sausage fingers (she was born 1950, he 1948 and yes i did have to go and look it up), so the recent change of law wouldn't have made any difference even if it had been retrospective

Thank fuck neither are on my actual bday card list. Would have been a right fuck up.


Don't know why I thought opposite but have for years