King Charles III's time is up

[danny la rouge]

perfect.

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I can’t actually work out what rhyme the Mint were going for. King on a …? Charles on a …? Monarch on a …?

Cunt on a punt is the only one that works.

 

[killer b]

I can’t actually work out what rhyme the Mint were going for. King on a …? Charles on a …? Monarch on a …?

Cunt on a punt is the only one that works.

it's sovereign on a sovereign, which also doesn't work and yet is what it is.

 

[danny la rouge]

it's sovereign on a sovereign, which also doesn't work and yet is what it is.

Oh. That’s shit.

Also, I’d never have got there.

 

[Raheem]

Looked through my pockets and all I have is a goner on a oner.

 

[Yossarian]

Buffoon on a doubloon?

 

[brogdale]

Scrote on a...

 

[brogdale]

Knob on a...

 

[brogdale]

Ninny on a....

 

[Elpenor]

Spanner on a tanner

 

[scifisam]

I thought they might have been going for Chuck on a buck. But no, they just didn't get the meme.

 

[Raheem]

Twaht on a baht.

 

[Raheem]

Villain on a shillin'.

 

[Yossarian]

If it had been his brother it could have been sex offender on legal tender.

 

[Sue]

Slime on a dime?

 

[Elpenor]

Sham on a dram

 

[UrbaneFox]

Those really do look like his fingers.

Tribute act

 

[Raheem]

Nob on a bob.

 

[Part 2]

Clown on a Crown

 

[Serge Forward]

Tit on a threpenny bit?

 

[danny la rouge]

Skiver on a fiver. Sod on a wad. Posh on the dosh.

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[Pickman's model]

Skiver on a fiver. Sod on a wad. Posh on the dosh.

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round a hundred years ago the ww1 equivalent of the home guard were, in dublin, known as the gorgeous wrecks. these banknotes should be known as car (short for carolus, the latin for charles) wrecks, a term i understand has some personal significance for the king.

 

[stavros]

Ears to pay for beers.

 

[WouldBe]

If it had been his brother it could have been sex offender on legal tender.

Ponce on a pence.

 

[ska invita]

This nothingness is going to court

 

[Elpenor]

I might need to add my views to this at some point …

 

[extra dry]

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I would like to see it drunk while they, charles, camilla, andy, and any others are chased around by hungry pigs and people get to shot arrows at them. Take a head home souvouners? Or just have them all struck by lighting.

 

[brogdale]

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Re-enactment spectacles often seem to go down well?

 

[brogdale]

No digits on display

 

[kenny g]

I would like to see it drunk while they, charles, camilla, andy, and any others are chased around by hungry pigs and people get to shot arrows at them. Take a head home souvouners? Or just have them all struck by lighting.

Perhaps paraded naked whilst excrement is thrown. Or maybe he has the wrong skin tone for that in modern Britain.

 

[Serene]

He has a special egg relationship with the British public.