King Charles III's time is up

[danny la rouge]

or has he been promoted to london bridge, now he's monarch, and william promoted to menai bridge?

That would be confusing. But the truth is I don’t know. Hold on, I’ll look…

 

[danny la rouge]

Still Menai: Operation Menai Bridge - Wikipedia

 

[Nine Bob Note]

or has he been promoted to london bridge, now he's monarch, and william promoted to menai bridge?

I thought London Bridge was in Arizona, so maybe that should be Harry?

 

[Wilf]

Still Menai: Operation Menai Bridge - Wikipedia

If he was to die on the Britannia Bridge, it would be a near miss, but I'd take it.

 

[Wilf]

'Bugger Beaumaris'

 

[Wilf]

Actually, they should let us decide what we call King Sausage's Death Plans, like they did with Boaty McBoatface. When our much loved monarch finally shuffles off this mortal coil, I'd go with 'Out of the Frying Pan, into the Fire'.

 

[brogdale]

Charlie is Menai Bridge, if that’s what you mean.

Yes, thanks Danny...that is what I was Angling for.

 

[newme]

Actually, they should let us decide what we call King Sausage's Death Plans, like they did with Boaty McBoatface. When our much loved monarch finally shuffles off this mortal coil, I'd go with 'Out of the Frying Pan, into the Fire'.

I read this and now I want sausages.

 

[Pickman's model]

I read this and now I want sausages.

are you sure?

 

[newme]

are you sure?

Yes I just went to Lidl and bought 3 different packs and some baguettes

 

[Pickman's model]

Yes I just went to Lidl and bought 3 different packs and some baguettes

made from royal pigs

 

[newme]

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made from royal pigs

Those really do look like his fingers.

 

[savoloysam]

He accused Harry of lying...













"You're not even my real father"

 

[Wilf]

He accused Harry of lying...













"You're not even my real father"

'So, Savoloysam, what was it that brought you to this discussion of our monarch's fingers?'.

 

[MickiQ]

Actually, they should let us decide what we call King Sausage's Death Plans, like they did with Boaty McBoatface. When our much loved monarch finally shuffles off this mortal coil, I'd go with 'Out of the Frying Pan, into the Fire'.

"Another One Bites The Dust"

 

[Wilf]

We've had those annoying Harry's Razors for a while. They missed a trick and should branch out:

'Need to know who your father is? Try our quick and discrete service: Harry's DNA Tests'.

 

[newme]

We've had those annoying Harry's Razors for a while. They missed a trick and should branch out:

'Need to know who your father is? Try our quick and discrete service: Harry's DNA Tests'.

Royal DNA check, 23rd in line to the throne, is it me?

 

[mwgdrwg]

Still Menai: Operation Menai Bridge - Wikipedia

Brace yourselves...

Menai Bridge: Immediate closure for Anglesey crossing

Local businesses fear "nightmare" traffic problems, and the bridge might not reopen until next year.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[brogdale]

Brace yourselves...

Menai Bridge: Immediate closure for Anglesey crossing

Local businesses fear "nightmare" traffic problems, and the bridge might not reopen until next year.

www.bbc.co.uk

Deffo scope for the Palace comms team to get crossed wires when they hear that Menai Bridge is down!

Has the King died? thread needed?

 

[Pickman's model]

Has the King died?

the king has left the building

 

[killer b]

I don't believe these codes are actually real, because everyone knows them.

 

[killer b]

I guess they could function as names for the plans on internal documents though, instead of a big red binder with 'DEAD KING PLANS' written on it with a sharpie

 

[danny la rouge]

I don't believe these codes are actually real, because everyone knows them.

Well they are sent out. My daughter works for a television production company and they received the message “London Bridge is Down” while the news was still prevaricating about “concerns for the Queen”.

 

[brogdale]

I don't believe these codes are actually real, because everyone knows them.

If everyone knows them, then they're real...right?

 

[Elpenor]

I know that we used the London Bridge name as a cost centre - you wouldn’t want to be charging your costs to “dead queen” on a timesheet.

 

[killer b]

If everyone knows them, then they're real...right?

if everyone knows it, it's not a secret code though is it

 

[Pickman's model]

I know that we used the London Bridge name as a cost centre - you wouldn’t want to be charging your costs to “dead queen” on a timesheet.

dead queen's estate on the other hand

 

[andysays]

if everyone knows it, it's not a secret code though is it

At the risk of stating the obvious, not being secret isn't the same as not being real.

 

[killer b]

At the risk of stating the obvious, not being secret isn't the same as not being real.

Yes, it means it's something like this.

I guess they could function as names for the plans on internal documents though, instead of a big red binder with 'DEAD KING PLANS' written on it with a sharpie

 

[Pickman's model]

if everyone knows it, it's not a secret code though is it

everyone knows operation neptune spear, operation overlord, operation trident, operation gothic serpent etc doesn't stop them being real things.