King Charles III's time is up

[AmateurAgitator]

Something I've learned from Urban is that its never a good idea to unignore Pickmans Model.

 

[NoXion]

Fatalism? WTF you talking about?
This has been going on for centuries - without it changing anything.
There's a journalism gallery somewhere showing cartoons from past centuries ridiculing the monarchy.
You ever heard of a certain definition of idiocy - people doing the same thing over and over again, hoping for a different outcome?
Chomsky explains the problem quite well, and he aint the first.
Throwing eggs etc., like university rag weeks etc. are just public schoolboy protests - letting off steam.
People then feel confirmed in their belief that they are living in a tolerant and free society.

It's quite simple really. Appealing to the notion that centuries have passed without anything meaningfully changing. That's pretty much textbook fatalism.

That's what you meant when you wrote
? Right? Right?

Wrong.

 

[Pickman's model]

Something I've learned from Urban is that its never a good idea to unignore Pickmans Model.

Something I've learned is that you're a hypocrite snowflake

 

[NoXion]

Something I've learned from Urban is that its never a good idea to unignore Pickmans Model.

You can't let it go even when you block someone, can you? Laughable.

 

[friedaweed]

Something I've learned from Urban is that its never a good idea to unignore Pickmans Model.

Here you go again. Resolve the egg trajectory issue here or chuck off.

 

[SysOut]

That's pretty much textbook fatalism.

No it isn't. It's a factual observation.
Learn english - or quote the "textbook".
Fatalism is believing that whatever one does, one can't change the outcome.
That's not the same as pointing out that the particular thing someone is doing is not effective.

 

[Sasaferrato]

Something I've learned from Urban is that its never a good idea to unignore Pickmans Model.

I don't think I've ever have Pickman's on ignore, you on the other hand are on the 'blocked until hell freezes over for being a fucking prick' list.

 

[NoXion]

No it isn't. It's a actual observation.
Learn english - or quote the "textbook".
Fatalism is believing that whatever one does, one can't change the outcome.
That's not the same as pointing out that the particular thing someone is doing is not effective.

Effective at what though? I don't recall claiming that chucking eggs will bring about a republic. I only claimed that more egging of the royal parasites was a good thing. Which it is.

 

[Sasaferrato]

As far as I was concerned, despite preferring monarchy over republic, the jury was out on Charles.

So far, I think he has done not at all badly.

 

[SysOut]

I only claimed that more egging of the royal parasites was a good thing. Which it is.

Good for whom? In what way is it good? Don't be shy. Explain. If it is good, we should be told in what way it is good. Then we can be thankful to all those people in the past with their political cartoons, milk shakes etc.
How can you give credit to these actions without showing in which way they have a good effect?

 

[NoXion]

Good for whom? In what way is it good? Don't be shy. Explain. If it is good, we should be told in what way it is good. Then we can be thankful to all those people in the past with their political cartoons, milk shakes etc.
How can you give credit to these actions without showing in which way they have a good effect?

How can I give credit? Easily, I did that just now. I enjoy seeing toffs being made uncomfortable, and I'm not the only one. I don't see why I have to justify my statement any further than that.

 

[SysOut]

As far as I was concerned, despite preferring monarchy over republic, the jury was out on Charles.

So far, I think he has done not at all badly.

That clip of him receiving Truss and the release of it to the press was well done.
His more openly authoritative style fits in with the attitudes expressed in the media.

 

[souljacker]

As far as I was concerned, despite preferring monarchy over republic, the jury was out on Charles.

So far, I think he has done not at all badly.

Yeah, he's ace. He managed to sign that thing with a dodgy pen successfully and has performed multiple walks. I know I couldn't have done that and doubt whether any of the so called lefties on here could say the same. I'm looking forward to seeing him travel around the world in unrivalled luxury next, because I reckon he will be really good at it.

 

[SysOut]

I enjoy seeing toffs being made uncomfortable,

Oh, I see. You meant good entertainment.

 

[maomao]

As far as I was concerned, despite preferring monarchy over republic, the jury was out on Charles.

So far, I think he has done not at all badly.

He's an inbred imbecile and a cunt to boot, better than no-one except brain dead bootlickers like yourself.

 

[Duncan2]

Good for whom? In what way is it good? Don't be shy. Explain. If it is good, we should be told in what way it is good. Then we can be thankful to all those people in the past with their political cartoons, milk shakes etc.
How can you give credit to these actions without showing in which way they have a good effect?

At one level of course they have the effect of being the occasion of a general lightening of the National mood.I shall always harbour fond memories of the egging of Sir John Prescott.The hayseed involved eschewing all thoughts of trajectories merely clapped his egg directly onto Prescott's lapel and was visibly thinking " haha you didnt see that coming" when Prescott struck hjm full in the mush.Oh how we laughed that day and how the nation's spirits soared.

 

[RainbowTown]

Maybe just throw a box of tampons at him next time. I'm sure he wouldn't mind that.

Just sayin'..............






The full transcript of Charles and Camilla's six-minute sex-o-thon can be found online, but we've picked out the err, best bits, below.

Charles: Oh stop! I want to feel my way along you, all over you and up and down you and in and out . . .

Camilla: Oh!

Charles: Particularly in and out.

Camilla: Oh, that's just what I need at the moment.

Charles: Is it?

...

Charles: What about me? The trouble is I need you several times a week.

Camilla: Mmmm, so do I. I need you all the week. All the time.

Charles: Oh, God. I’ll just live inside your trousers or something. It would be much easier!

Camilla: (Laughing) What are you going to turn into, a pair of knickers? (Both laugh). Oh, you’re going to come back as a pair of knickers.

Charles: Or, God forbid, a Tampax. Just my luck! (Laughs)

Camilla: You are a complete idiot! (Laughs) Oh, what a wonderful idea.

Charles: My luck to be chucked down the lavatory and go on and on forever swirling round on the top, never going down.

Camilla: (Laughing) Oh, Darling!

Charles: Until the next one comes through.

Camilla: Oh, perhaps you could come back as a box.

Charles: What sort of box?

Camilla: A box of Tampax, so you could just keep going.

Charles: That's true.

Camilla: Repeating yourself...(Laughing) Oh, darling I just want you now.

Charles: Do you?

Camilla: Mmmmm

Charles: So do I!

Camilla: Desperately, desperately.

 

[SysOut]

Trying to make fun of or insult Charles III is one thing, addressing the matter of the monarchy and its real, off-the-books power is another matter. That matter is taboo.

 

[AmateurAgitator]

As far as I was concerned, despite preferring monarchy over republic, the jury was out on Charles.

So far, I think he has done not at all badly.

And I'm supposed to be the prick

 

[8ball]

And I'm supposed to be the prick

Sass is on it, you can take an evening off.

 

[andysays]

And I'm supposed to be the prick

No "supposed" about it, TBH.

You're the only one with egg on your face after your performance on the last few pages.

 

[Pickman's model]

And I'm supposed to be the prick

I think we can enlarge our complement of pricks to accommodate both of you.

 

[maomao]

I think we can enlarge our complement of prices to accommodate both of you.

Is that auto correct or some newly discovered irregular plural of prick that you've added to your shtick?

 

[Pickman's model]

Is that auto correct or some newly discovered irregular plural of prick that you've added to your shtick?

Bastard phone. Glad someone's paying attention, corrected now

 

[Orang Utan]

As far as I was concerned, despite preferring monarchy over republic, the jury was out on Charles.

So far, I think he has done not at all badly.

ie nothing

 

[Orang Utan]

Trying to make fun of or insult Charles III is one thing, addressing the matter of the monarchy and its real, off-the-books power is another matter. That matter is taboo.

taboo where?

 

[Sue]

Yeah, he's ace. He managed to sign that thing with a dodgy pen successfully and has performed multiple walks. I know I couldn't have done that and doubt whether any of the so called lefties on here could say the same. I'm looking forward to seeing him travel around the world in unrivalled luxury next, because I reckon he will be really good at it.

I think he's done a great job in the five minutes he's been in charge!

 

[Gromit]

Does Charles have a severe egg allergy?

Assassins keep trying to off him using egg based projectiles.

This tactic is proving highly ineffective in my opinion. He hasn't died once yet.

 

[friedaweed]

I think he has some sort of missile defence system operating around his presence. Some sort of Iron Dome for poultry products.

 

[brogdale]

I think he has some sort of missile defence system operating around his presence. Some sort of Iron Dome for poultry products.

Almost like a protective shell?