King Charles III's time is up

[Raheem]

The codephrase for when Charles dies is "If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands".

 

[Pickman's model]

The codephrase for when Charles dies is "If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands".

jelly and ice crime when charlie dies

 

[WouldBe]

jelly and ice crime when charlie dies

Nicking diamonds?

 

[Pickman's model]

Nicking diamonds?

jelly and ice cream when charlie dies.

 

[WouldBe]

jelly and ice cream when charlie dies.

Thought you might be after the crown jewels.

 

[Wilf]

I don't believe these codes are actually real, because everyone knows them.

'Don't tell him Pike!'

 

[Wilf]

jelly and ice crime when charlie dies

... and a finger food buffet.

 

[Wilf]

are you sure?

Anyway, back on the digits. Why the fuck would he keep that ring on a swollen finger? Does the whole kingy, head of the church of England, having billions in the bank thing all unravel if it gets cut off? Is there some kind of lizard power inscription on it that can never be seen? Ring Embedded in Swollen Finger - yet another weird thing that royals do.

 

[Sue]

The codephrase for when Charles dies is "If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands".

'If you're happy and you know it, waggle your sausagey fingers.'

 

[brogdale]

if everyone knows it, it's not a secret code though is it

Oh yeah, ISWYM; they obviously wouldn't bit fit for the reported original purpose of fooling the 'telephonists on the Palace switchboard'
But it seems that the codenames are still real in that people use them.

 

[brogdale]

Anyway, back on the digits. Why the fuck would he keep that ring on a swollen finger? Does the whole kingy, head of the church of England, having billions in the bank thing all unravel if it gets cut off? Is there some kind of lizard power inscription on it that can never be seen? Ring Embedded in Swollen Finger - yet another weird thing that royals do.

How would the underlings kiss his ring if there were no ring to kiss?

 

[WouldBe]

How would the underlings kiss his ring if there were no ring to kiss?

He wears a kilt quite often.

 

[Wilf]

'If you're happy and you know it, waggle your sausagey fingers.'

'If you're a lizard and you know it, but don't want David Icke to show it...'.

Needs work.

 

[Wilf]

The codephrase for when Charles dies is "If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands".

'What is the sound of one pudgy sausage hand clapping?'.

 

[maomao]

How would the underlings kiss his ring if there were no ring to kiss?

I'm sure the bootlickers would queue up to give his other ring a good tonguing.

 

[danny la rouge]

are you sure?

Prick with fork.
“It’s called a sceptre!”

 

[Wilf]

'Poor bastard, he'll struggle to fasten his shirt buttons or even sort his flies out with those fingers'.
- No worries, he hasn't bothered with any of that since Gordonstoun.

 

[weltweit]

Ngozi Fulani receives personal apology at Palace

Lady Susan Hussey has met Sistah Space founder Ngozi Fulani at Buckingham Palace.

www.bbc.co.uk

All happy clappy now.

 

[Wilf]

Ngozi Fulani receives personal apology at Palace

Lady Susan Hussey has met Sistah Space founder Ngozi Fulani at Buckingham Palace.

www.bbc.co.uk

All happy clappy now.

Just saw that. Far be it from me, a white bloke, to say how a black woman should respond to being on the sharp end of racism, particularly with the social media horrors she's faced since. Still, there's part of me wishes she'd told them to get to fuck. Parts of the 'joint' statement shift the whole episode towards it being a joint enterprise rather than apology from racist to victim of that racism. It also daws a distinction between M'Lady's simple 'lack of awareness of sensitivities' and the 'appalling torrent of abuse' online. No actually, they were both appalling abuse.

in a joint statement issued with Ms Fulani, Buckingham Palace described Friday's reconciliation between the two women as "filled with warmth and understanding".
Lady Susan has "pledged to deepen her awareness of the sensitivities involved" and the Royal Households would continue to "focus on inclusion and diversity", the statement said.
The Royal Households also made a commitment to training programmes, including "examining what can be learnt from Sistah Space".
There was recognition that Ms Fulani had "unfairly received an appalling torrent of abuse on social media".
Last week the Sistah Space domestic abuse charity said it had ceased many of its operations because of concerns over safety.
The statement on Friday said both Lady Susan and Ms Fulani wanted their meeting to show that "resolution can be found with kindness, co-operation and the condemnation of discrimination wherever it takes root".
Buckingham Palace will have wanted to draw a line under what had been an embarrassing row. And King Charles and Camilla, the Queen Consort, were said to have been kept informed and welcomed the outcome.

 

[SpookyFrank]

Anyway, back on the digits. Why the fuck would he keep that ring on a swollen finger? Does the whole kingy, head of the church of England, having billions in the bank thing all unravel if it gets cut off? Is there some kind of lizard power inscription on it that can never be seen? Ring Embedded in Swollen Finger - yet another weird thing that royals do.

That picture predates him being king I think. So that ring isn't even magic or anything.

 

[brogdale]

"Raising glasses" in the pub till 1 in the morning would require a fucking mortgage...

 

[Puddy_Tat]

i must try and arrange a prior engagement for coronation weekend - my neighbours will probably organise some sort of party in the communal garden for it.

i just about managed to stomach the one for the jubilee this year...

 

[iona]

i must try and arrange a prior engagement for coronation weekend

I've accidentally managed to plan to be in London that weekend Didn't realise till I'd already bought tickets and went to put the event in my phone's calendar and this coronation bollocks was already there.

 

[MickiQ]

I've accidentally managed to plan to be in London that weekend Didn't realise till I'd already bought tickets and went to put the event in my phone's calendar and this coronation bollocks was already there.

It's in my Google calendar as well, the Jubes was there and even more annoyingly told me that I didn't have permission to delete it.

 

[iona]

It's in my Google calendar as well, the Jubes was there and even more annoyingly told me that I didn't have permission to delete it.

I can only choose to hide it along with every other UK bank holiday etc

 

[Pickman's model]

"Raising glasses" in the pub till 1 in the morning would require a fucking mortgage...

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Surely all the patriots will have to be back in their beds well before ten pm

 

[brogdale]

I know old Richmond-digits has his knockers on here, (channeling Sass, there ), but his maj has graciously allowed his servants to show us all how we can make a gingerbread house because of Jesus day coming up. Nice.

 

[danny la rouge]

I know old Richmond-digits has his knockers on here, (channeling Sass, there ), but his maj has graciously allowed his servants to show us all how we can make a gingerbread house because of Jesus day coming up. Nice.

Fuck off, King.

 

[MickiQ]

For the first time in my life I won't be ignoring the Queen's Xmas message but ignoring the King's instead.

 

[killer b]

perfect.