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Keith Moon Exposed As Crap Shocker

Don't go getting banned phil !!

Not really up to me is it?

If the Ed is pathetic and cowardly enough to chicken out from this, that's his look-out.

And I'll tell you what else. Just in case anyone thinks my plan is to arrange this and then back out at the last minute, let's me and the Ed both give a hundred quid to a neutral party to hold--and to donate to the server fund in case of a no-show.

Now I really can't say fairer than that.
 
I thought not. I'm going out now dearest Mr.Dwyer, however if you do feel an uncharacteristic urge to validate your claims, I'd be more than delighted to share some of my novel with you tomorrow.
 
Post up a recording of your drumming tekkers, and I'll reciprocate with a chapter of my novel. Anyway, I really need to go and preen now, so I look forward to reading your response later.

But as I've been saying throughout this thread, I don't have any such recordings.

What's the matter with you?
 
Tut tut. The offer's open to you dearie, and it is rather similar to the one you're castigating Editor for. I believe the phrase is 'put up or shut up'.

I'd like to read some of your output PlaidDragon .. if I think it's excellent I'll say so
(tbf I haven't read anything like the amount of stuff you probably have and tons more contributors to this site but I'm as impartial as you could possibly get and that's a promise)
 
I used to be an alter boy VP .. I was asked to stand down by Fr Crow because I had a habit of giggling and ringing the bells at innappropriate moments during the blessing of the sacraments .. he used to end every sentence with a crescendo like a bird !
A diamond of a bloke he was which is why I couldn't stop giggling naturally (rolls eyes at self)

"What do you think you're doing with the bell, Ror-eeeehhh?" sort of thing? I can see why you'd giggle, to be fair.
 
Hendrix was shit. I'm a better guitarist. Anyone who disagrees, I'm going to go on and on at you, and then offer to have a duel with you at an unspecified point in the future, that I'll make an excuse and duck out of closer to the time. There, that showed you.

Well, Little Richard thought that when Hendrix was playing in his backing band, but he didn't challenge Hendrix to a guitar duel. :)
 
"What do you think you're doing with the bell, Ror-eeeehhh?" sort of thing? I can see why you'd giggle, to be fair.

It was my job to ring the bells so I had to hold them, ready to give them the appropriate shake, while kneeling at the edge of the altar but cos it was the most devout part of the mass and Fr Crow couldn't help singing every line it used to set me off and the bells would rattle involuntarily .. mainly because oppossite me was Eddy Barry who never would giggle but raise his eyebrows in unison with Fr Crow knowing full well it would indeed set me off !
He was one of the nicest priests I ever knew as well !
 
Hendrix was shit. I'm a better guitarist. Anyone who disagrees, I'm going to go on and on at you, and then offer to have a duel with you at an unspecified point in the future, that I'll make an excuse and duck out of closer to the time. There, that showed you.

Right on! :D
 
I really don't give a shiny fuck WHAT you believe. However, as I don't want to embarrass you by posting up a chapter, I'll do you a deal. Post up a recording of your drumming, and I'll give you Chapter 3, and a 2000 word commentary on it.
Looks a very fair deal to me!
 
If you think you're better than Keith Moon then the answer to my question could well be yes. I could start a poll if you like and see what others think.

Pathetic.

But what's truly pathetic is this. You boast about how you're a better player than me. I challenge you to prove it. You chicken out.

Ban me if you like, but I'm going to have to call a spade a spade. That's really pathetic. And I suspect that, deep down, you know it.
 
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