Grow up gabi .. I'm a skint muso end of !
Keith Moon Exposed As Crap Shocker
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Grow up gabi .. I'm a skint muso end of !
Kaka Tim
Half Arsed and Slapdash till I Die
Nobody has ever claimed he is a technical virtusoso.
But genius isn't just about technique. Its also about Imagination, heart and soul, intuition, energy, creativity, originality - you just need sufficient technique to deliver it.
And drum solos are - by definition - shite.
But genius isn't just about technique. Its also about Imagination, heart and soul, intuition, energy, creativity, originality - you just need sufficient technique to deliver it.
And drum solos are - by definition - shite.
Anyway, the best bands don't even have a rhythm section cos they're all playing rhythm. Mornings in the Dwyer household generally begin with Brazilian Samba, or this:
With me and my son tapping along on Gypsy darbukas. You can stick your "Can't Explain" up yer bum.
With me and my son tapping along on Gypsy darbukas. You can stick your "Can't Explain" up yer bum.
Btw .. I haven't a clue if Keith Moon was or wasn't a great drummer cos I was never a Who fan
Not to say they weren't great but they just were never on my radar so to speak
I like some of Pete Townsend's guitar playing but that's about as much as I know
Howsever I do recognise shite when I hear or read it
((editor))
Fridgemagnet can fuck off .. he aint getting any cuddles the thicko bouncer
Not to say they weren't great but they just were never on my radar so to speak
I like some of Pete Townsend's guitar playing but that's about as much as I know
Howsever I do recognise shite when I hear or read it
((editor))
Fridgemagnet can fuck off .. he aint getting any cuddles the thicko bouncer
ViolentPanda
Hardly getting over it.
Enough said.
editor
hiraethified
I have to say that phil is the only musician I've ever known who claims to be extremely talented ("better than Keith Moon") yet didn't manage to make a single recording over his entire career. Not even a rehearsal tape or a recording from a gig!
Could that be because he's just a sad, pitiful, trolling dreamer?
I suspect so.
Produce the goods or shut up, phil. Simple as.
Could that be because he's just a sad, pitiful, trolling dreamer?
I suspect so.
Produce the goods or shut up, phil. Simple as.
isvicthere?
a.k.a. floppybollocks
isvicthere?
a.k.a. floppybollocks
Why do you have to be so childish and nasty .. it's not like you haven't got a successful website and get plenty of respect ?
ViolentPanda
Hardly getting over it.
Rory, you're so anti-establishment. What would old Father O'Sullivan have to say about this rebelliousness, I wonder? I'm sure he'd soon beat it out of you with a piece of altar rail!
Kaka Tim
Half Arsed and Slapdash till I Die
Yes Culture were great. And so were the early Who. Within their respective genre's. Culture rythm section wouldn't have produced snappy proto punk brit pop and The Who wouldn't have been much cop at reggae. Segovia would have been shit in Led Zeppilin and Louis Armstrong would probably have been slung out of the New York Philharmonic.
I dont know why Im bothering - you really are a conceited bell end aren't you?
You must be hoping that people reading this haven't read the thread.
Having heard you play, I say you're a crap drummer, and that I'm ten times better than you. I offer you the chance to prove me wrong, in any forum you choose. We can play at one of your gigs, or we can record our stuff and put it up here.
So far, you have chickened out of this challenge in a despicably cowardly manner. Will you now take it up? For if you do not, your public humiliation is complete.
I used to be an alter boy VP .. I was asked to stand down by Fr Crow because I had a habit of giggling and ringing the bells at innappropriate moments during the blessing of the sacraments .. he used to end every sentence with a crescendo like a bird !
A diamond of a bloke he was which is why I couldn't stop giggling naturally (rolls eyes at self)
Why should I let him off the hook so easily?
It was the Editor who began the bragging and boasting, a propos of exactly zero.
Doubtless he was not expecting his bluff to be called. Well, I have called it. I've thrown down the gauntlet in no uncertain terms. Has he picked it up?
Has he bollocks. He has shown himself to be all mouth and no trousers, yet again.
Editor: this is your last chance to save some face. Let us both play a 5 minute solo at the next Offline. Let the audience decide who is best.
What do you say, big man?
PlaidDragon
We don't need money to have a good time
Hendrix was shit. I'm a better guitarist. Anyone who disagrees, I'm going to go on and on at you, and then offer to have a duel with you at an unspecified point in the future, that I'll make an excuse and duck out of closer to the time. There, that showed you.
I can only conclude that you have been smoking cwack.
Yes, cwack. Now you may laugh, but cwack is actually a vastly dangewous dwug, and almost a nightmare for those under its gwip. So I think you should seek tweatment immediately.
Or just piss off, gog boy.
He is definitely not a conceited bell end kaka tim !
Yeah, what brought that on anyway?
PlaidDragon
We don't need money to have a good time
Bragging on the internet is like being phildwyer. Even if you win, you're still phildwyer.
Why don't you post some more of your cringeworthy writing as a response? "I bet you're residing at your computer in the Northern part of Wales, your foetid fingers slamming the lackadaisical keyboard as the rancid sweat drips down your pustule ridden face" etc etc. Bore off.
I was talking about FridgeMagnet .. you know the bouncer bloke
I've already offered my services as the human metronome on bass tbf phil .. there'd be like 300 gals offering Fridge a blow job just to ignore the health and safety regulations !!!!!
Oh right. I never had a problem with Fridge. But then Fridge never called me a crap drummer, then chickened out of my offer to show him otherwise.
I mean seriously, how pathetic is that? Especially since, as you say:
The place would be packed out, and the Editor knows it. So what could possibly be preventing him from accepting the challenge? Hmmm... it's a mystery I'm sure...
God only knows .. it's why we have no unions and successful internet moguls who leave their brains in the cloakroom before gyrating with their mates all over the ever decreasing dancefloor !
O tempora, O mores. It is the malaise of our times Rory. Pathetic sycophants on every side. And sycophantic towards what? I mean I don't know what it's coming to mate I truly don't.
PlaidDragon
We don't need money to have a good time
It's going fine ta.
I don't believe you. Post up a chapter or stfu.
PlaidDragon
We don't need money to have a good time
I really don't give a shiny fuck WHAT you believe. However, as I don't want to embarrass you by posting up a chapter, I'll do you a deal. Post up a recording of your drumming, and I'll give you Chapter 3, and a 2000 word commentary on it.
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