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Well, no, I'm not passionate about anything that you have to pay me to do before I'll do it.
I remember that starting. Like so many of these things, "being passionate" isn't a bad thing...but once it becomes a kind of default option, and inappropriately used, it quickly looks silly. I would have described myself as "passionate" about database design and development, and stuff like that, back in the day, and jobspecs would often have "must be passionate about <mumble> test-driven development" in there somewhere, which did feel like a bit of a reach.Well, no, I'm not passionate about anything that you have to pay me to do before I'll do it.
I usually just said "because I liked the look of the job", unless there was some more specific (genuine) reason. It's a bit of a dumb question, usually.That's like when they ask you in the interview: "why do you want to work here?" and instead of saying the truth (er because I need money), you say "oh, I have a friend who worked here and she said it was such a wonderful place to work" Just play the game
I once went on a training course with a bloke who reckoned he "had a passion for auditing". I hope it wasn't true.
They're hideous questions for everyone except a wildly extroverted narcissist. I hope this doesn't sound patronising or condescending.I don't have the bullshit responses and fake enthusiasm properly nailed down and ready to regurgitate at the appropriate moment).
They're hideous questions for everyone except a wildly extroverted narcissist. I hope this doesn't sound patronising or condescending.
I've been an interviewer. I've done a ton of interviews, enough to know that it's a lazy question, asked by poor interviewers who don't know what they're looking for and couldn't frame a decent question to uncover it.
But I wouldn't say that. Here's how I would bat it back: Don't answer the question. Blank it. Give an answer that you want to say about yourself. Obviously, your strengths will differ, but consider:
Wally interviewer asks: "What / passionate about?"
You: "Let me tell you about myself. I'm never late. I abhor situations that force me to keep people waiting. I've never missed a deadline I promised to hit. I dislike casual sloppiness. I like loose ends tied up even if it means staying a bit later. I want to do the very best I can, whether it's a spreadsheet or neatly parking in the car park. I love to show other people what I know, especially younger staff who never get on-job training these days...
"I don't know if that amounts to passion, but it's the kind of person I am: reliable, diligent, honest, collegiate and caring. I hope that's what you're looking for in this position."
Many people may disagree with me, but my experience is that honesty is a big tick in the box. The passion (or similar) question is a red herring. It's like the "where do you see yourself in X years?" bullshit.
Just prepare a few things about yourself and your qualities, and look out for a chance to lay them out. If you're an introvert like me, this will feel all wrong, but honestly, interviewers aren't expecting you to address the precise question. That doesn't matter. Dealing with the question fluently, and pitching some of your strengths will earn double-plus bonus points.
I'll PM you my bank details so you can transfer 50% of your salary each month.There are loads of people out there who work harder and in jobs far more valuable to society than mine who aren't getting a fraction of what I do (Mrs Q likes to try and make me feel guilty about this every now and then)
Thanks for the offer but there's already plenty of people helping out in that regard.I'll PM you my bank details so you can transfer 50% of your salary each month.
Yeah, you'd think that someone in the very early pages of whatever management textbook they get these ideas from, it would say "before coming up with nifty strategies and pithy sayings to Motivate Your Workforce, do make sure there aren't tons of glaring injustices and daily shit which are likely to render your message laughable, at best".We get this shit every now and then in the form of little pep talks from the site manager about needing to show commitment and passion. On £9.25 a fucking hour he should be grateful that we show up and stay awake all day.
The only part of my job I'm passionate about is clock-watching.
Would you really want someone who was passionate about double entry book keeping, cleaning toilets or killing chickens?
So realsistically, you're not expected to be able to do all the bullet points on an ad, just most of them.
I've heard that whoever compiles these job ads goes around each department asking them for a list of what their ideal candidate should be able to do. So realsistically, you're not expected to be able to do all the bullet points on an ad, just most of them. If there's one bullet point you don't meet, apply anyway.