Back in 2001, I applied for an avionics position at Shannon Aerospace. At the interview I was getting grilled by five HR heads, and one of them was waffling shite about anything and everything. He said something along the lines of "At Shannon Aerospace, we don't ask you to think outside the box, because we don't believe there is a box. We expect people to use forward thinking and work on their own initiative, and because this is such an important and demanding role, we're looking for an applicant with the right mindset and the right skillset. In this regard, what would you be bringing to the Shannon Aerospace table?" I was sick of listening to him at this stage, so I replied with... "
To be completely honest, I'm looking for a change of pace. I've decided to give my brain a rest, so I'm looking for something I could do with my eyes closed, and this seems like the perfect position. He seemed a bit shocked at my answer, but not as shocked as I was when I got called back for a second interview and got the job.
They were going to post the contract for me to sign the following week, and I was due to start the following month, but a few days later, two planes were flown into the twin towers, and instead of a contract I got a letter, stating that "due to circumstances beyond our control..." my services were no longer required.
It's the only time I've ever regretted not getting a job, especially so as I'd aced the interviews...