Jobs you could never see yourself doing?

[Eggby]

Rolling out updates for CrowdStrike software.

 

[JimW]

Saw McD's latest ad campaign claims one in three Americans has worked for them at some point.

 

[Epona]

Saw McD's latest ad campaign claims one in three Americans has worked for them at some point.

Not sure why the sad faces, there are worse jobs in the world.

 

[JimW]

Not sure why the sad faces, there are worse jobs in the world.

These boards are known as a hotbed of Burger King loyalism.

 

[Dr. Furface]

The answer to this for me has always been teaching. Just could not bear the thought of having to do that - but much respect to anyone that does or has.

 

[JimW]

The answer to this for me has always been teaching. Just could not bear the thought of having to do that - but much respect to anyone that does or has.

Feel similar; would have been really easy over the years here to fall back on English teaching but never been tempted and imagine I would be shit at it.

 

[Yossarian]

Vampire

 

[Elpenor]

Boss

 

[weltweit]

Proctologist

 

[quiet guy]

These boards are known as a hotbed of Burger King loyalism.

Wimpy for the win

 

[Spandex]

I'm looking around at jobs at the moment, as I'm fucked off where I am.

I saw a job for a Morgue Transport Technician - if there's a dead body you drive out, collect it and take it to the morgue. Didn't fancy that one.

 

[Supernanna]

Anything involving nasty odours

 

[8ball]

I'm looking around at jobs at the moment, as I'm fucked off where I am.

I saw a job for a Morgue Transport Technician - if there's a dead body you drive out, collect it and take it to the morgue. Didn't fancy that one.

Taxi driver but the customers are less annoying.

Sounds like a decent gig.

 

[weltweit]

Anything involving nasty odours

Indeed, as I said, Proctologist

 

[nottsgirl]

Binman, I’m scared of rats.

 

[nottsgirl]

I'm looking around at jobs at the moment, as I'm fucked off where I am.

I saw a job for a Morgue Transport Technician - if there's a dead body you drive out, collect it and take it to the morgue. Didn't fancy that one.

I once had a one night stand with a guy who worked in a mortuary and that freaked me out a bit.

 

[Supernanna]

I once had a one night stand with a guy who worked in a mortuary and that freaked me out a bit.

I shall refrain from any reference to stiff…

 

[HeAthen]

Bailiff

 

[barlimo]

Groom of the Stool.

 

[WouldBe]

Indeed, as I said, Proctologist

You use a finger not your nose.

 

[petee]

Proctologist

i had to visit one once and he was "good at his job", by which i mean he kept the patter going and didn’t allow too much dead time for me, the patient, to focus on what was being done.

i was left wondering, you go to medical school and choose that? otoh i guess there's always a shortage ...

 

[Saul Goodman]

You use a finger not your nose.

You do it your way.

 

[WouldBe]

You do it your way.

How would you do it?