Jo Brand's "throw acid not milk" at politicians joke

[T & P]

Can't we just have a sensible compromise between milkshakes and acid, and agree on piss as an appropriate liquid to throw at cunts like Farage?

 

[8ball]

Can't we just have a sensible compromise between milkshakes and acid, and agree on piss as an appropriate liquid to throw at cunts like Farage?

It's easier to source when you're not near a McDonald's too.

 

[elbows]

No 10 getting in on the act.

PM asks BBC to explain Jo Brand broadcast

 

[Mr.Bishie]

ffs

 

[8ball]

Snowflakes.

 

[Spymaster]

It was a very normal kind of Jo Brand joke:

"...and they are very very easy to hate. I am kind of thinking, why bother with a milkshake, when you could get some battery acid? That’s just me, sorry."

One thing that you'd think pretty obvious about her jokes is the self-deprecating package they come in, and how no sane person could consider them incitement to anything.
There was similar pearl-clutching when she began her career and talked a lot about cutting up men.

It's a shit joke and she's not really very funny but can't get at all excited about this. However, had it been Michael McIntyre suggesting the crucifixion of Jesus Corbyn, or the immolation of the erstwhile Saint Robert of Crow, the clattering of pitchforks from the U75 massive would be deafening!

 

[8ball]

It's a shit joke and she's not really very funny. Can't get at all excited about this but had it been Michael McIntyre suggesting the crucifixion of Jesus Corbyn, or the immolation of the erstwhile Saint Robert of Crow, the clattering of pitchforks from the U75 massive would be deafening!

The latter, yes, the former, I'm not so sure.

Actually I'll change that to a no for both, since Bob Crow was cremated.

 

[Spymaster]

Actually I'll change that to a no for both, since Bob Crow was cremated.

Not until he was dead though.

 

[Mr.Bishie]

It's a shit joke and she's not really very funny but can't get at all excited about this. However, had it been Michael McIntyre....

He’s about as funny as a bullet ant bite to the scrotum.

 

[8ball]

He’s about as funny as a bullet ant bite to the scrotum.

Light observational stuff that appeals to enough people to be a great moneyspinner.
Would be interested to see how he's regarded in 30 years' time.

 

[nardy]

The lu stick-insect is now being investigated by the police.
https://www.aol.co.uk/news/2019/06/...-comment-made-by-jo-brand-on-ra/?ncid=webmail

 

[Spymaster]

The lu stick-insect ...

You're a knob.

 

[cupid_stunt]

The lu stick-insect is now being investigated by the police.
https://www.aol.co.uk/news/2019/06/...-comment-made-by-jo-brand-on-ra/?ncid=webmail

You're a complete wanker.

 

[T & P]

The lu stick-insect is now being investigated by the police.
https://www.aol.co.uk/news/2019/06/...-comment-made-by-jo-brand-on-ra/?ncid=webmail

Who is this cunt troll sockpuppet then?

 

[weltweit]

I find Jo funny but I did have just a moment of questioning when she said that, then I forgot about it and continued with my life. She will get some stick about it and the BBC will probably have to answer questions, cest la vie no?

 

[Spymaster]

I find Jo funny ...

She's about as funny as a bullet ant bite to the scrotum.

 

[8ball]

The lu stick-insect is now being investigated by the police.
https://www.aol.co.uk/news/2019/06/...-comment-made-by-jo-brand-on-ra/?ncid=webmail

I expect a thoroughgoing investigation is being planned right this minute:

“Dave - you like Jo Brand don’t you?”

“Yeah, sarge - big fan since I were a nipper!”

“Fancy meeting her? You’ll have to tell her that inciting acid attacks is naughty, though. And don’t forget to get a selfie for the station fridge!”

 

[not-bono-ever]

Czar alexander II has his armoured carriage bombed , then stepped outside to find out what was going on, only for another rascal to dump another bomb at his feet. Now that is funny

 

[maomao]

She's about as funny as a bullet ant bite to the scrotum.

A bullet ant bite to your scrotum would be fucking hilarious.

 

[Spymaster]

A bullet ant bite to your scrotum would be fucking hilarious.

Not for the ant.

 

[DotCommunist]

However, had it been Michael McIntyre

Is this really the most right leaning comedian you have? I thought he was just a posh. Whither now the Jim Davidsons?

 

[maomao]

Teenage bullet ants riding tiny mopeds up Michael Macintyre's trouser leg to chomp on his shrivelled scrotum. I'd laugh so hard I'd shit myself.

 

[Serge Forward]

Can I be the first to say, I quite like Jo Brand... sometimes. I like her for this comment anyway. Nardy, you're a fucking melt. Do one.

 

[Saul Goodman]

Can I be the first to say, I quite like Jo Brand

No.

I find Jo funny

But her and funny are polar opposites.

 

[maomao]

But her and funny are polar opposites.

Says a man whose entire sense of humour consists of some borrowed one liners and endlessly repeating the same tired abuse of cyclists and vegans.

 

[andysays]

The joke has now been edited out of the show in catchup services, according to BBC website.

 

[DotCommunist]

The joke has now been edited out of the show in catchup services, according to BBC website.

stalinist censorship

 

[planetgeli]

The joke has now been edited out of the show in catchup services, according to BBC website.

Phew.

 

[tim]

I really hate this new trend for being nice to MPs, fucks sake

Rory in particular!

 

[tim]

Can't we just have a sensible compromise between milkshakes and acid, and agree on piss as an appropriate liquid to throw at cunts like Farage?

I'm doing that shit no favours

Martha Christy, author of In Your Own Perfect Medicine, claims that putting your own urine on your face — dubbed "urotherapy" — can help reduce the appearance of acne, eczema, and other skin conditions because pee contains minerals and nutrients.

I'm no oil painting but have always felt that I look more youthful than Farage despite him being younger than me, so I do not want to see his skin suddenly rejuvinated