Jeremy Corbyn's time is up

[butchersapron]

Indeed, I think I may have been a secret Nazi and been completely unaware of it. Either that, or you are a paid shill of ISIL and you are unaware of it.

Who knows?

you're in the basket - you faked tim anderson's voice as your own.

 

[mikey mikey]

Why do you post here at all. Rubbish.

Why do you throw around accusations which are both unfounded and insulting? Is it because you're imitating a "moderate" member of the PLP? Or are you just a nasty piece of work?

 

[Pickman's model]

Mikey was among those trying to spam the board with Beeley/Bartlett shit which might count as boosting anti-semitism considering their views and political associates. But was this due to naivety or malice?

Due to some uncertainty about the politics he was supposed to project.

 

[Smangus]

Fuck this serious bollocks, threads turned into a pile of shite.

My Urban Cabinet selection

PM - Editor (who else?)
Chancellor - Kabbes , a safe pair of hands in these turbulent fiscal times
Home Sec - Butchersapron, Argue ye not!
Foreign Sec - Yuwipi Woman/JC 3 , the rest of the wolrd seems reasonably large place, despite what UKIP sez, so a job share seems appropriate
Defence Sec - Likesfish, remember, they don't like it up 'em
Education Sec - Sparklefish, the voice of experience needed.
Health sec - Sassferato , a lapsed Tory, can he keep his finger off the privatisation button though?
Culture , Media and Sport (AKA good times sec) - William of Walworth - I have a feeling Sport might be a bit neglected with this appointment, but breweries shall prosper!
Sec of State for Justice - Pickmans Model , a pedant's dream appointment
Environment and Food Sec - Cheesypoof
Welsh Sec - Bendeus, Rygbi passion at it's finest, the high's and lows of it all, laid bare to see.

The Speaker shall of course be Fridgemagnet and the opposition anybody that doesn't eat babies

 

[Wilf]

Fuck this serious bollocks, threads turned into a pile of shite.

My Urban Cabinet selection

PM - Editor (who else?)
Chancellor - Kabbes , a safe pair of hands in these turbulent fiscal times
Home Sec - Butchersapron, Argue ye not!
Foreign Sec - Yuwipi Woman/JC 3 , the rest of the wolrd seems reasonably large place, despite what UKIP sez, so a job share seems appropriate
Defence Sec - Likesfish, remember, they don't like it up 'em
Education Sec - Sparklefish, the voice of experience needed.
Health sec - Sassferato , a lapsed Tory, can he keep his finger off the privatisation button though?
Culture , Media and Sport (AKA good times sec) - William of Walworth - I have a feeling Sport might be a bit neglected with this appointment, but breweries shall prosper!
Sec of State for Justice - Pickmans Model , a pedant's dream appointment
Environment and Food Sec - Cheesypoof
Welsh Sec - Bendeus, Rygbi passion at it's finest, the high's and lows of it all, laid bare to see.

The Speaker shall of course be Fridgemagnet and the opposition anybody that doesn't eat babies

Oooh, missis, I've just lost me deposit!

 

[Pickman's model]

Fuck this serious bollocks, threads turned into a pile of shite.

My Urban Cabinet selection

PM - Editor (who else?)
Chancellor - Kabbes , a safe pair of hands in these turbulent fiscal times
Home Sec - Butchersapron, Argue ye not!
Foreign Sec - Yuwipi Woman/JC 3 , the rest of the wolrd seems reasonably large place, despite what UKIP sez, so a job share seems appropriate
Defence Sec - Likesfish, remember, they don't like it up 'em
Education Sec - Sparklefish, the voice of experience needed.
Health sec - Sassferato , a lapsed Tory, can he keep his finger off the privatisation button though?
Culture , Media and Sport (AKA good times sec) - William of Walworth - I have a feeling Sport might be a bit neglected with this appointment, but breweries shall prosper!
Sec of State for Justice - Pickmans Model , a pedant's dream appointment
Environment and Food Sec - Cheesypoof
Welsh Sec - Bendeus, Rygbi passion at it's finest, the high's and lows of it all, laid bare to see.

The Speaker shall of course be Fridgemagnet and the opposition anybody that doesn't eat babies

Transport: Spymaster

 

[Orang Utan]

Fuck this serious bollocks, threads turned into a pile of shite.

My Urban Cabinet selection

PM - Editor (who else?)
Chancellor - Kabbes , a safe pair of hands in these turbulent fiscal times
Home Sec - Butchersapron, Argue ye not!
Foreign Sec - Yuwipi Woman/JC 3 , the rest of the wolrd seems reasonably large place, despite what UKIP sez, so a job share seems appropriate
Defence Sec - Likesfish, remember, they don't like it up 'em
Education Sec - Sparklefish, the voice of experience needed.
Health sec - Sassferato , a lapsed Tory, can he keep his finger off the privatisation button though?
Culture , Media and Sport (AKA good times sec) - William of Walworth - I have a feeling Sport might be a bit neglected with this appointment, but breweries shall prosper!
Sec of State for Justice - Pickmans Model , a pedant's dream appointment
Environment and Food Sec - Cheesypoof
Welsh Sec - Bendeus, Rygbi passion at it's finest, the high's and lows of it all, laid bare to see.

The Speaker shall of course be Fridgemagnet and the opposition anybody that doesn't eat babies

Have you mistaken spanglechick for sparklefish?

 

[Pickman's model]

Have you mistaken spanglechick for sparklefish?

Other way round surely

 

[Wilf]

Other way round surely

This was how Michael Gove got his first cabinet job.

 

[Buckaroo]

Who gets Minister for Whydon'tyouputmeonignorethen, MikeySpikey or the other one?

 

[Smangus]

Have you mistaken spanglechick for sparklefish?

Ah yes sorry! , got confused in the flurry of phone calls making these appointments

 

[bimble]

I don't trust cheeseypoof to do the food job , she's all fancy imported nonsense, that role should go an FEB expert such as Orang Utan.

 

[Smangus]

Spanglefish or Sparklechick

 

[Pickman's model]

I don't trust cheeseypoof to do the food job , she's all fancy imported nonsense, that role should go an FEB expert such as Orang Utan.

Badgers. Compared to Badgers ou is but a neophyte

 

[Orang Utan]

Other way round surely

Hmm, i suppose it could be presented the other way round too

 

[Spymaster]

Transport: Spymaster

Makes sense.

 

[Smangus]

Who gets Minister for Whydon'tyouputmeonignorethen, MikeySpikey or the other one?

Too many candidates to choose from. We may have to suffer yet another fucking election

 

[Buckaroo]

I don't trust cheeseypoof to do the food job , she's all fancy imported nonsense, that role should go an FEB expert such as Orang Utan.

Night of the long knives already

 

[Smangus]

Night of the long knives already

Dissent and a proposed reshuffle within 8 posts, Urban's governing style seems set

 

[Pickman's model]

I have ordered a dozen guillotines

 

[mauvais]

So my missus met him today, shook his hand, gave him this glowing review: "was good excuse to stand outside for a bit"

 

[Smangus]

I have ordered a dozen guillotines

PFI funded I hope!

 

[Buckaroo]

Dissent and a proposed reshuffle within 8 posts, Urban's governing style seems set

More than dissent, the whole fucking lot are gone in less than one hour. Job done

 

[Pickman's model]

PFI funded I hope!

B&Q tbh

 

[mauvais]

PFI funded I hope!

NHS and everything. The man's an enabler.

 

[Buckaroo]

The man's an enabler.

Not for long!

 

[bimble]

I have ordered a dozen guillotines

 

[Smangus]

Think we need a ministry for Bone Him

 

[Buckaroo]

Think we need a ministry for Bone Him

I think you need to keep your head down etc

 

[Smangus]

Scared of bimble seems a wrongun.

/looking over shoulder.......