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Perfect in an empty room
I'm just drinking the first bottle of my elderflower pale ale. It's quality
The plastic PET bottles are good for this, they release the pressure before they can explode. You can use them over and over.Loads of my bottled stout blew up last night. Really annoyed. Thought the house was under attack at 4am. Fuck.
The recent still cider is really good. Fermented for 12 weeks. Reall clean and very strong. Mostly gone now. Big love remarked today on the two lonely but full demijohns I brought over. As in where is the rest?
I smiled as I unloaded my air rifle, my kayak and my plant collection.
All good.
I served some of mine in pint glasses half full of ice. Gave the guest half a chance.I made an apple wine. Two demijohns, split a 40 pint cider kit between them, then added a kilo of sugar to each, very gently.
It was ready at New Year, I warned people that it was very strong, but of course it didn't taste strong. New Year's Day... can't remember what the movie the quote comes from, but, I did see dead people.
I really want to get in amongst the blackberries this year. Jam, wine, crumbles (I'll probably just blanch and freeze the berries), gin, you name it, they're going in it...
We've got a fair way to go here in Wales - not seeing any evidence of fruit much near ripeness here yet...That’s the spirit! The cool thing is the BlackBerry season has barely started. All I’ve picked have been those highest up (which for a tall chap like me is no problem) while the vast majority remain green. Despite this each gallon has 3lb of ripe fruit in it
I only add pelleted hops to kits because I assume they are sterile. The Hops I grow myself I usually add to the boil when I'm doing an all grain brew. You could make an 'hop tea' with them and add them that way but I've not tried that yet.Anyone have experience with hopping a brew kit? I've just picked up 46g of freeze dried tangerine dream hops. Intending to add some to a Coopers European lager kit at approx 23L. Not sure of best method to use... I brew in plastic buclets with clingfim. Super basic... Any advice gratefully recieved. Cheers.
Anyone come across this?
A mate phoned and said he'd been to the shop in Chesterfield and they sell stills They sell stills and the bloke told him that it's not illegal to distill your own alcohol as long as you don't sell it.
This seemed highly tempting to me so I looked at the site but right up front they say "It is illegal to manufacture spirits in the UK without a distiller's licence".
I checked and apparently if you distill without a licence you risk a £1000 fine and your still confiscated. This clearly didn't bother the bloke in the shop since he'll already have sold the still - the one my mate was considering (and who wouldn't?) cost £800. I checked their FAQs and there was no mention of this (nor for some reason of blindness nor explosions if something goes wrong).
They do sell lots of flavourings that apparently you can add to cheap vodka with (my mate tells me) really good results. I probably won't bother because Aldi do really good prices on gin, rum and port which are the ones I'm mainly interested in.
Yeah, its akin to buying a bong, which, on no account should you use to smoke illicit substances.Anyone come across this?
A mate phoned and said he'd been to the shop in Chesterfield and they sell stills They sell stills and the bloke told him that it's not illegal to distill your own alcohol as long as you don't sell it.
This seemed highly tempting to me so I looked at the site but right up front they say "It is illegal to manufacture spirits in the UK without a distiller's licence".
I checked and apparently if you distill without a licence you risk a £1000 fine and your still confiscated. This clearly didn't bother the bloke in the shop since he'll already have sold the still - the one my mate was considering (and who wouldn't?) cost £800. I checked their FAQs and there was no mention of this (nor for some reason of blindness nor explosions if something goes wrong).
They do sell lots of flavourings that apparently you can add to cheap vodka with (my mate tells me) really good results. I probably won't bother because Aldi do really good prices on gin, rum and port which are the ones I'm mainly interested in.
There are legitimate uses for stills - I believe people use them to get essential oils out of stuff, for example.Yeah, its akin to buying a bong, which, on no account should you use to smoke illicit substances.
There are legitimate uses for stills - I believe people use them to get essential oils out of stuff, for example.
I'm a bit dubious about the whole blindness/explosions thing, though. There are some basic precautions you have to take (you discard the first and final runnings, to keep the methanols out of it), but most of the "poisonous spirit" stuff was more about the way moonshine was often cooled by passing through car radiators, which have a lot of lead in them, that hot alcohol leaches out very effectively. Similarly, the explosion risk - while definitely there - is manageable with comparatively basic safety precautions, and these stills are often either electrically powered, or can be used on electric cookers, eliminating the naked flame/alcohol vapour issue.
I think it's still something to be approached with caution, but the fact is that the Revenue are keen to big up the fear angle is because they know they don't have a hope in hell of controlling small-scale spirit production in practice.
On a slightly tangential note, a friend of mine bought a property in Brittany - a collection of buildings that had housed a butcher's shop and abattoir, with outbuildings. Having moved in, he was going through the loft and found a sealed carboy which, on further examination, turned out to contain about 20 litres of "eau de vie du cidre" - Calvados, by any other name, and if not home-distilled, almost certainly made by the mobile still which comes around the villages once a year, providing you have the "grandfather" rights to use it. But I suspect there's a lot of quiet illegal distilling going on - you don't have to be in the social circle long before people start offering you strangely pale liquids from well-used Johnny Walker bottles What they don't do is to sell it or share it openly.
ETA: it tasted very nice indeed.
I shall update when things start to happen. In the meantime I still have a need for the alternative.
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One of the nicest ways I found to drink it was to use something like elderflower cordial - put a slug of that in at pouring time. I've got a couple of bottles of Bottlegreen "winter berry" or something, which goes very nicely in a glass of mordantly dry cider.Medium sweet? Your turbo cider will, of course, be drier than a vicar's wit, so may be worth exploring sweetening arrangements. Lactose is good, as long as you're not lactose-intolerant.
One of the nicest ways I found to drink it was to use something like elderflower cordial - put a slug of that in at pouring time. I've got a couple of bottles of Bottlegreen "winter berry" or something, which goes very nicely in a glass of mordantly dry cider.